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Authors: Andrew'sAmy & MelkiSihou
Summary: Twelve days of events during the Christmas season in 160 characters or less.
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December 2
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From: Alice Cullen
12:00PM
What are you doing after school?
From: Bella Swan
12:03PM
I was thinking about reading a little Sense and Sensibility. Why? What do you have in mind?
From: Alice Cullen
12:07PM
Stay after with me? Apparently Jazz has to try out for the school drumline. *sigh*
From: Bella Swan
12:12PM
Seriously!? Jazz and the drumline? I didn't even know he played the drums... lol.
From: Alice Cullen
12:13PM
He doesn't. There was some silly bet with Emmett...idk. But he's doing it and I decided it was worth it to see him show off a little. ;)
From: Alice Cullen
12:13PM
So how bout it? Wanna see some drummers drumming?
From: Bella Swan
12:14PM
Oh, I wouldn't miss that! =D Can I bring Edward along?
From: Alice Cullen
12:15PM
Of course. He probably already knows though. Emmett is talking smack as we speak.
From: Bella Swan
12:16PM
Haha! I could totally see Emmett doing that! Jazz is really going to try out...in front of everyone? Oh man, my cheeks are getting red just thinking about it.
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December 4
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From: Bella Swan
4:49PM
Eleven minutes! Eleven freaking minutes! I feel like screaming!
From: Alice Cullen
4:51PM
Whoa. Back up. What's wrong?
From: Bella Swan
4:52PM
Make that eight minutes now! UHG! I have been stuck in this traffic for the past twenty minutes. STUPID PIPERS! :(
From: Alice Cullen
4:55PM
There's music blocking traffic?
From: Bella Swan
4:56PM
What? Music? What are you talking about?
From: Alice Cullen
4:56PM
You said something about pipers...
From: Bella Swan
4:57PM
LOL! Oh... No. Some road crew laying pipes... Just pipping away.
From: Alice Cullen
4:59PM
Well, can't be worse than listening to drummers drumming...
From: Bella Swan
5:00PM
Haha! I can't believe Jasper tried out. That was hilarious. Did you see the faces of those other twelve guys? Classic!
From: Alice Cullen
5:01PM
Feel better?
From: Bella Swan
5:03PM
Marginally, but I am too late to go to the store now. I guess it's leftovers for dinner tonight.
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December 10
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From: Alice Cullen
11:00PM
Oh my god. You are not going to believe this!
From: Bella Swan
11:02PM
What's wrong?
From: Bella Swan
11:05PM
Alice?
From: Alice Cullen
11:35PM
Sry. Got side tracked. What's up?
From: Bella Swan
11:35PM
What am I not going to believe?
From: Alice Cullen
11:40PM
Huh?
From: Alice Cullen
11:41PM
Oh, right... nevermind. It's not important.
From: Bella Swan
11:41PM
Oh Lord! You have me leaping around thinking something happened!
From: Alice Cullen
11:43PM
It's good now. Nighty night.
From: Bella Swan
11:50PM
Yeah. The ten minutes that's left of it, anyway...
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December 13
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From: Alice Cullen
9:45AM
Was that Mike Newton I saw talking to you at the beginning of last period?
From: Bella Swan
9:46AM
OMG! Yes! Alice... please shoot me!
From: Alice Cullen
9:48AM
What did he want?
From: Bella Swan
9:49AM
One guess. Think what is coming up.
From: Alice Cullen
9:52AM
Still trying to steal you from my brother, is he?
From: Bella Swan
10:00AM
Ehh... You would think he would take a hint. He didn't.
From: Alice Cullen
10:02AM
Yuck. What happened exactly?
From: Bella Swan
10:03AM
Alice... It was so embarrassing. He kept going on about how nine "ladies" asked him out, but he was waiting for the right girl...
From: Alice Cullen
10:05AM
He's delusional. I swear! We should read up on it, just in case.
From: Bella Swan
10:06AM
Haha... he isn't right, that's for sure!
From: Alice Cullen
10:07AM
I guess Edward will just have to show you off more. ;) Like say, at Winter Formal?
From: Bella Swan
10:09AM
Ehhh... I don't know about that!
From: Alice Cullen
10:10AM
Oh come on. You'll have fun! Promise. Besides Edward already has his tux. Ralph Lauren cannot go to waste Bella.
From: Bella Swan
10:13AM
You know my dancing skills... this lady does not dance. Besides, I don't even have a dress.
From: Alice Cullen
10:15AM
Don't worry about it. I have you covered. Now suck it up, cause you're going.
From: Bella Swan
10:16AM
Oh lord. You have me scared now.
From: Alice Cullen
10:18AM
You'd think I was shoving bamboo splinters under your nails.
From: Bella Swan
10:19AM
Alice... have you seen me dance? It's painful for all involved, even for the spectators!
From: Alice Cullen
10:20AM
Like I said, don't worry about it. Edward is a great dancer.
From: Bella Swan
10:22AM
Yeah... You say that now... Oh Wait! I have a terrific idea!
From: Alice Cullen
10:22AM
Which is...?
From: Bella Swan
10:38AM
I will run away. Run far far away! Away from the dance and away from Mike *gag* Newton. But I may steal Edward away with me! Hehe
From: Alice Cullen
10:38AM
Oh no you don't Bella Swan! You are going to that dance. You are going to have fun. And Mike can keep his 9 ladies dancing. Understand?!
From: Bella Swan
10:38AM
*Groans* You're very aggressive for such a little girl!
From: Alice Cullen
10:39AM
Trust me, it can get much worse.
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December 15
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From: Bella Swan
5:24PM
Alice! You have been keeping secrets!
From: Alice Cullen
5:27PM
I don't know what you're talking about. 0=)
From: Bella Swan
5:27PM
About a certain person we know... a candy striper?
From: Alice Cullen
5:29PM
Oh, heard about that did you? Yeah, Rose likes to volunteer in the nursery.
From: Bella Swan
5:30PM
Heard? I saw her! I volunteered and there she was. It's kind of daunting.
From: Alice Cullen
5:31PM
Oh. Yeah. Well, at least Emmett wasn't there, right?
From: Bella Swan
5:33PM
Oh God! Is Emmett volunteering there too? No I didn't see him.
From: Alice Cullen
5:35PM
Good. Then you didn't hear about him snickering behind Rose's back.
From: Bella Swan
5:38PM
Snickering? What could he possibly be snickering about? She looked like a model even in that uniform.
From: Alice Cullen
5:43PM
I'm not sure. Something about watching the new "milking maids."
From:Bella Swan
5:45PM
"Milking Maids?" Do I want to know?
From: Alice Cullen
5:46PM
I don't know... Probably not. Not sure that I want to either.
From: Bella Swan
5:47PM
Well my shift starts at 8 tomorrow. Maybe I will see her again and ask about the "maids milking."
From: Alice Cullen
5:49PM
Eh, if you want to. Just don't tell Rose. I foresee bad things happening.
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December 16
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From: Alice Cullen
2:45PM
Seventh period came and went, but there was no Bella to be found... :(
From: Bella Swan
2:56PM
Uhg... Went home early.
From: Alice Cullen
2:59PM
Yeah. Figured out that one all on my own.
From: Bella Swan
3:01PM
I got up close and personal with the school pool...
From: Alice Cullen
3:02PM
Oh, Bella. Please don't tell me you ruined that silk shirt I dressed you in! *looks on in horror*
From: Bella Swan
3:03PM
...
From: Alice Cullen
3:03PM
Well, it's alright. I'm sure it's not that bad.
From: Bella Swan
3:03PM
:( Did I mention that Emmett witnessed it?
From: Alice Cullen
3:05PM
O_o Do I want to know what idiotic thing he said?
From: Bella Swan
3:07PM
He was able to get the whole class in hysterics by stating, "Hey, look at that, Swan's a swimming!" So embarrassing! :'(
From: Alice Cullen
3:08PM
Uh! I hope he gets a brain for Christmas this year...
From: Bella Swan
3:10PM
That might be asking a bit much from Santa, lol. You know, to make matters worse... Mike was there.
From: Alice Cullen
3:11PM
True... Ah, Mike. What did he do this time?
From: Bella Swan
3:11PM
He made a big fuss to help. Let's just say, I will never wear silk to school again!
From: Alice Cullen
3:13PM
Bella, you're obviously upset, so I'll ignore that last comment.
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December 18
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From: Bella Swan
4:08PM
Where are you? Did you get everything?
From: Alice Cullen
4:15PM
I'm almost finished. What size birds do you want me to pick up?
From: Bella Swan
4:15PM
At least a ten pound, fifteen if they have it.
From: Alice Cullen
4:17PM
Kay. Ugh. Slimy. Raw meat never looks like this on the food network. Why are you making me do this again?
From: Bella Swan
4:18PM
From what I remember, you wanted to help and learn how to cook.
From: Alice Cullen
4:20PM
Isn't watching enough?
From: Bella Swan
4:22PM
Oh.. stop whining. It's not that bad. You just shove the stuffing up into the turkey.
From: Alice Cullen
4:25PM
Are you hitting on me?
From: Bella Swan
4:25PM
Huh?
From: Alice Cullen
4:26PM
Lol. Nothing. Getting in the car now, be over soon. We'll get these geese laying.
From: Bella Swan
4:27PM
Geese? What... you didn't. Did you buy geese?
From: Alice Cullen
4:30PM
Yeah... Isn't the tradition to eat a Christmas goose?
From: Bella Swan
4:32PM
Nope... not unless you have a turducken... wait, I think that is actually, chicken, turkey and duck.
From: Alice Cullen
4:38PM
Um, you lost me.
From: Bella Swan
4:49PM
::Sigh:: It's okay. We are going to have six other traditional sides... so it's okay if we have geese laying on the table too.
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December 19
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From: Bella Swan
10:31AM
:(
From: Alice Cullen
10:35AM
What's up buttercup?
From: Bella Swan
10:37AM
Emmett hasn't forgotten about the pool incident yet. He's like a freaking elephant!
From: Alice Cullen
10:37AM
Well. In size anyway...
From: Bella Swan
10:37AM
He and Jasper are over here making fun. He keeps asking where my six other buddies are... I don't really get it. Am I missing something? I'm so confused!
From: Alice Cullen
10:39AM
Ugh. One of these days I'm gonna wring his fat neck!
From: Bella Swan
10:41AM
He thinks he is such the big man on campus... the golden boy.
From: Alice Cullen
10:45AM
Just say the word and I'll put an end to his miserable existence. ;)
From: Bella Swan
10:46AM
No, it's okay. I like Emmett. A lot of the times he is just a big teddy bear, but sometimes, he infuriates me so!
From: Bella Swan
10:46AM
Besides, I honestly don't believe your hands could wrap around his neck.
From: Alice Cullen
10:47AM
One way to find out... *plots evil plan*
From: Bella Swan
10:48AM
*Note to self* Never get on Alice's bad side. Lol.
From: Alice Cullen
10:50AM
And that, Bella Swan, is why you're my best friend. :D
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December 20
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From: Alice Cullen
3:25PM
So, I take it you liked your early Christmas present?
From: Bella Swan
3:26PM
Umm... Yeah.
From: Alice Cullen
3:27PM
Just figured, since Edward was strutting around like a peacock when he got home. ;)
From: Bella Swan
3:28PM
Haha... No, you're just imagining things... That's all... Yeah.
From: Alice Cullen
3:32PM
Sure i am ;)
From: Bella Swan
3:44PM
We just watched a movie, then he went home. Nothing special.
From: Alice Cullen
3:44PM
If you say so.
From: Bella Swan
3:48PM
Anyway... I am going to have to talk to you later. Edward is supposed to be picking me up at 4. I still have to get ready.
From: Alice Cullen
3:50PM
Say no more, my friend. Go get dressed up for your calling bird.
From: Bella Swan
3:51PM
Okay. I'll talk to you later.
From: Alice Cullen
3:54PM
TTFN
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December 21
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From: Bella Swan
11:44AM
Guess what!
From: Alice Cullen
11:47AM
*puts listening ears on*
From: Bella Swan
11:49AM
I managed to get Edward's, Emmett's and Jasper's Christmas presents!
From: Alice Cullen
11:50AM
That's great! You're going to tell me right?
From: Bella Swan
11:54AM
I scored three, that's right, three tickets to a Mud Hen's game! Jasper and Emmett like baseball too, right?
From: Alice Cullen
11:57AM
The who? Are they a Seattle team?
From: Bella Swan
12:01PM
No. They are from OH, but Phil says they are on a hot streak this season! I have the Seattle game tickets though! Sideline!
From: Alice Cullen
12:08PM
Great! I know they will all love it! When is the game?
From: Bella Swan
12:21PM
Uh oh. :(
From: Alice Cullen
12:21PM
Uh oh?
From: Bella Swan
12:24PM
How different is rugby from baseball?
From: Alice Cullen
12:25PM
Um, it's pretty different... I think.
From: Alice Cullen
12:25PM
Oh no. Why?
From: Bella Swan
12:34PM
CRAP! Excuse my french.
From: Alice Cullen
12:36PM
Ce n'est pas français.
From: Bella Swan
12:38PM
Huh? Translation please...
From: Alice Cullen
12:40PM
Nevermind. So, wait, what tickets DID you buy?
From: Bella Swan
12:42PM
Oh... it's the Mud Hens, but apparently the Mud Hens is not only a baseball team, it's a women's rugby team. Think the guys would enjoy seeing that?
From: Alice Cullen
12:49PM
I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over my laughing.
From: Bella Swan
12:53PM
Ehh... on second thought, maybe I should see about getting a refund.
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December 22
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From: Alice Cullen
9:14PM
2 more days! AHH!
From: Bella Swan
9:18PM
I know! I am still trying to find those chocolates for Charlie. I am just not sure where to get them.
From: Alice Cullen
9:19PM
Don't worry we'll find them! You have your dress laid out right?
From: Bella Swan
9:21PM
I don't even know what they are called. Wait, for what?
From: Alice Cullen
9:22PM
Our party, silly Bella!
From: Bella Swan
9:23PM
Ehh... We won't be exchanging gifts, right?
From: Alice Cullen
9:25PM
No. Now stop worrying. And don't think I didn't notice you didn't answer my question.
From: Bella Swan
9:26PM
So yeah. They are those chocolates with the peanuts in them...
From: Alice Cullen
9:27PM
Fine, be that way.
From: Bella Swan
9:28PM
LOL. You know I love you Alice!
From: Alice Cullen
9:33PM
:P Anyways... Um, aren't those chocolates some kind of animal?
From: Alice Cullen
9:34PM
Something with birds?
From: Bella Swan
9:34PM
Turtle doves! That's it! I was thinking truffles.
From: Alice Cullen
9:35PM
You're welcome. ;)
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December 24
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From: Bella Swan
9:58AM
Do I really have to go tonight?
From: Alice Cullen
10:00AM
YES. I'm picking you up in an hour.
From: Bella Swan
10:01AM
But I don't have a dress... You wouldn't want me to show up without a dress, would you?
From: Bella Swan
10:15AM
I'm just kidding Alice. You can breathe.
From: Alice Cullen
10:16AM
So not funny.
From: Bella Swan
10:18AM
Do we need to get anything for the party while we're out?
From: Alice Cullen
10:19AM
I was just going to ask you about that. So...we have the food.
From: Bella Swan
10:21AM
Yum! What about drinks?
From: Alice Cullen
10:22AM
Yes. Decorations? What do you have there?
From: Bella Swan
10:25AM
I have the lights, garland, tinsel, bows and those sticks with the red buds on them, whatever those are called.
From: Alice Cullen
10:34AM
They're Christmas Twigs Bella. *rolls eyes* Great. I have the music, the tree is already up, food is already in the works... We have 4 types of dip, 3 main courses, 2 cakes.
From: Bella Swan
10:39AM
And a partridge in a pear tree.
From: Alice Cullen
10:41AM
What?
From: Bella Swan
10:41AM
Nevermind.
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.~*~*~*~*MERRY*~*~*~*~.
.~*~*~*~*CHRISTMAS*~*~*~*~.
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