Roflcopterskates, again! I wrote this a while ago, and I've been meaning to upload it…well! Obvious disclaimer is obvious! I own nothing! Now on with the show! I hope you all enjoy! :D

The Phantom of the Opera, Movie Parody

Start with, YOUNG MADAME GIRY, wandering around a gypsy fairground. She stops before a tent, where BURLY MAN is shouting at her and her ballet troupe.

BURLY MAN:
HEY! SCRAWNY LITTLE KIDS! COME ON IN HERE! DON'T YOU WANT TO BE SCARED SHITLESS!?

BALLET GIRL 1:
(eyes widen in fear)

BURLY MAN:
NO! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE!

BALLET GIRL 1:
(slowly backs away)

YOUNG MADAME GIRY:
I'll go in! How much?

BURLY MAN:
Well, I mean, there IS a price, but...I don't have anyone out here taking money. So, you can just voluntarily throw money at my freakshow.

YOUNG MADAME GIRY:
Throwing solid objects? Freakshow? That totally sounds right and justified! I'll go in! (goes into the TENT)

BURLY MAN:
(closes the TENT, shouts) OKAY! EVERYONE WATCH AS I PUBLICLY BEAT MY SLAVE-CHILD WITH A WHIP FOR NO APPARENT REASON! (goes inside the ENCLOSURE where YOUNG ERIK resides, whips him) WHOO! NOW WHO WANTS TO GIVE ME MONEY?!

ONLOOKERS:
(look around at each, shrug, nod in agreement)

ONLOOKER 1:
I WANT MY MONEY'S WORTH eventhoughIpaidnothing...SHOW US HIS FACE SO WE CAN POINT AND LAUGH AT HIS MISFORTUNE!

BURLY MAN:
(removes the sack, covering YOUNG ERIK's face)

ONLOOKER 1:
BAHAHA! HE'S SO UGLY!

YOUNG MADAME GIRY:
I'm gonna let him free after all you people leave. Just sayin.

BURLY MAN:
Wait, what?

YOUNG MADAME GIRY:
I'm gonna steal him. (short pause) ...You know what? Why wait! (opens the door to the ENCLOSURE)

YOUNG ERIK:
(runs out, on the way, punches BURLY MAN)

YOUNG MADAME GIRY:
BE FREE! BE FREE YOUNG FERAL CHILD!

TATTLE TALE:
MURDER!!!!

ONLOOKER 1:
But he just punched him.

TATTLE TALE:
Well...he killed some bacteria in that punch!

ONLOOKER 1:
THE BASTARD!

YOUNG MADAME GIRY:
RUN FORREST! RUN!

Everyone turns to her in confusion.

YOUNG MADAME GIRY:
(laughs nervously) Haha! My plan to catch you all off guard worked! So long suckers! (runs off and catches up with YOUNG ERIK) So! You wanna stay I'm hiding for the rest of your life, live in a dirty basement forced to constantly listen to opera music and slowly become insane?

YOUNG ERIK:
(short pause) ...Sure?

YOUNG MADAME GIRY:
Cool! Let's go! (takes him to the OPERA POPULAIRE's basement)

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