I would like to welcome you to this crack one shot. Inspired by a Tumblr post and from when Elsa traps Emma and she calls Charming and Hook on the walkie. She said 'dad can you hear me' and Hook answered sooooo
Enjoy!
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Family dinners were a regular thing but more often than not a couple of the group couldn't make it.
Emma, Mary-Margaret and Regina sat eating dinner at Granny's.
Charming had given Snow the night off, and was watching over a very fussy Neal.
Killian was off taking his ship around the harbour. He was very particular with taking the Jolly Roger out at least twice a week.
Henry was at a sleepover at Grace's house.
So the three of then sat eating, generally having a nice time as they talked about their days.
Emma's phone buzzed on the table and Regina, disliking phones at the dinner table, reached over and picked it up before the blonde could.
The mayor raised an eyebrow and looked over at Emma. "You still call Charming daddy?"
Emma raised an eyebrow back at her and plucked the phone from her grasp.
She held it up to her ear, Snow watching slightly confused. She'd never once heard Emma call Charming daddy.
"Hey, Killian." Emma smiled. "No you're good, we're still at Granny's. Sure. See you soon, love you."
The blonde placed the phone back down, smirking at the shocked expression on Regina's face.
"Oh...very well." The brunette murmured, looking down at her plate.
Snow frowned. "I don't get it, why do you call Killian...daddy?"
Regina actually snorted, covering her mouth as she laughed.
"Oh...dear. You don't use the internet much, do you?"