WHEN ART ATTACKS!!!!

I DO NOT OWN YU YU HAKUSHO.........well now that thats established..enjoy!!!!

Yusuke,Kuwabara,Kurama,and Hiei all had art class

together.

"I wonder what demented scribbles the teacher is gonna

make us do today...." Hiei said.

"Well whatever it is the teacher will probably make you

work twice as hard seeing as she hates you so much....

ever since the day that you told her that her artwork

looked like a dog shit on it...." Yusuke said.

"Well it did...." Hiei said.

"Yes I remember that day clearly....you also spilled ink

on her and called her the blob monster from hell...."

Kurama said. "Did you do that on purpose?"

"Well yeah....she was pissin' me off....makin' all these

remarks....tellin' me that my artwork was too violent

and I had to clean it up a bit....FUCK HER!!!!" They

entered the classroom and took their seats.

"Hey what's up with the new kid?" Yusuke asked. The

bell rang.

"All right class listen up!!!!" Ms. Rinu said. She

gave Hiei a cold hard stare. Hiei looked back and stuck

his middle finger at the teacher. The teachers eyes

widened. "Well as I was saying today we will be doing

something with charcoal." She finished.

"Oh joy...." Yusuke said flatly.

"Everyone will come up get a piece of charcoal and a

sheet of paper. Each one of you will select a partner

and draw him/her. You may begin." The teacher walked

away. Yusuke and his friends got their materials and

sat down.

"What the hell is this?" Hiei said holding up a piece of

charcoal.

"Thats charcoal." Yusuke responded.

"Oh.." Hiei responded.

"So who will draw who?" Kuwabara asked.

"I'll draw Kurama....Yusuke you can draw the idiot."

Hiei responded.

"Okay." Yusuke responded. Yusuke took his charcoal. He

drew two big Xs with a small dot in the middle of the

paper for a nose. X.X He showed his drawing to Hiei

and Kurama. Hiei and Kurama cracked up.

"What?" Kuwabara asked. He grabbed Yusuke's drawing and

looked at it.

"WHAT!?!?" Kuwabara screamed. Yusuke laughed and got

another piece of paper.

"Why don't you just turn that one in? It looks exactly

like him!!!!" Hiei said sketching Kurama's face. Kurama

sat still and tried not to move. Yusuke started drawing

Kuwabara's face. Kurama couldn't help but look out of

the corner of his eye at Yusuke's drawing. Kurama was

laughing uncontrollably. Fire was litterally burning in

his eyes.

"KURAMA!!!! SIT STILL!!!!" Hiei screamed.

"I'm sorry but Yusuke's drawing of Kuwabara looks like a

horses ass!!!!" Kurama said laughing. Hiei looked at

Yusuke's drawing. He laughed too when he saw it.

"You're right Kurama!!!!" Hiei laughed.

"Oh shut up!!!!" Kuwabara yelled. He threw a piece of

charcoal at Hiei.

"CHARCOAL FIGHT!!!!" Yusuke screamed. Everybody started

throwing charcoal. Yusuke took a piece of charcoal and

drew like war paint under his eyes.

"ITS WAR!!!!" Yusuke screamed. He grabbed a huge bucket

of charcoal and started to throw it everywhere. The

teacher peeked out from her office. Her eyes widened.

She walked out and immediatly got hit by a few pieces of

Yusuke's flying charcoal. Ms. Rinu immediatly got an

assumption of who started this. She walked over to Hiei

and grabbed him by the arm.

"Okay lets go..you are in serious trouble Mr. Jaganshi!"

She yelled dragging him into her office.

"LET GO OF ME YOU BITCH!!!!" Hiei screamed.

"You started this fight....didn't you? DIDN'T YOU!?!?"

The teacher demanded to know.

"NO I DIDN'T YUSUKE DID....AND WHY THE HELL DO YOU BLAME

ME FOR EVERY DAMN THING!!!!" Hiei yelled. Ms. Rinu

violently pushed Hiei out of her office.

"GO BACK TO WORK!!" She yelled. Ms. Rinu walked over to

Yusuke. "Mr. Urameshi!"

Yusuke turned around and accidently smacked Ms. Rinu

with the charcoal bucket. The teacher fell down

unconcious.

"YAY THE EVIL TEACHER HAS BEEN SLAIN!!!!" Hiei yelled.

Yusuke put the bucket down and bowed.

"Thank you....thank you...." Yusuke said.

Sorry for the short chapter.......well please read and review....and if I get plenty of positive reviews I shall continue.......