Gah! School i sdriving me insane! Insane ya hear?!
Rin- You already were insane though.....
Tsu- I am a mental tiger! BWAHAHA!!! Bow down to me mortals!!!! (yes I've gotten over my large animal fear!)
Zidane- Welcome to her nightmare.........
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Tsunami Da tiger- Okay well this is a story Rinny and I did over at her house, in honor of Rin'z favorite day in the world! FRIDAY DA THIRTEENTH!!!!
Rin- Yay! Oh yah, we each wrote on line at a time so Pure Insanity at its max is ahead!!!! Fire day the 13th! Err i mean Friday!!! Heh....*hides the matches*
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"YOOOOOOOO!!!" Marth screamed at the Camera. Marth was on vacation on Jupitor. "Marth what are you doing on jupitor?" The camera asked him. "I dunno....Vacation, Marth paused, Hey wait a minute! Cameras can't talk!!!" 500 camera appeared. "Can all of you talk?" Marth asked. "No." They all replied.
And then...the evil vile...pink, Darty Kirby appeared! Bum bum bum!!!!! "GWAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM THE EVIL KIRBY OF HOMEWORK AND SCHOOL!!!!" Darth Kirby yelled at no one in particular. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Marth screamed doing the matrix as best he could. "Luke I am your Father!!!" Darth Kirby said.
"Sorry I am Marth Lowell. Luke is out of the milky way right now. If you would like to leave a message please speak after the tone!" marth exclaimed. "Fine whatver..Marth! I am your fathers,brother's,cousin's sister's, former roommate!!!" Darth Kirby said. "But my father doesn't have a brother...he has 678 sisters though....do you know one of them?" Marth replied. Thats when the evil accomplis Roy appeared! Darth Kirby removed his helmet..it was really Kirby! Bum bum bum!!!!! "AHHHH!!! I'm related to Kirby!!! So your really are my fathers brothers cousins sisters former roommate...My fathers only brother died in your class from frustration. It was so sad!" Marth cried.
"Ummm why am i here?" Roy looked around confused. Suddenly, "POOF!!!" A bright light appeared and holy chants of "Yu-gi-oh" appeared. The smashers turned and glared at the two Authoresses. Ok so there weren't any holy chants of "yu-gi-oh" But a bright light did appear and the 3 smashers were "POOF"ed in front of a house!
Marth- The ....Where are we now?
Tsu- The haunted house of thirteen of course!
Fox- The house of thirteen? What kind of cheesy name is that?
Rin- The one i made up!!! So lay off!!!
Link- And we're here why exaclty?
Rin- Cuz its my fave day! Friday De Thirteenth!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link,Marth,Roy,and Fox- ....Umm yah....
Tsu- ...OK well ya haveto go inside this house and get the twinkie! And bring it back to US!
Marth- Why should we?
Rin- *uses the cute puppy look on Marth* PWEASE!!!!!!
Marth- ...I *HATE* When she does that!!! *begins walking towards the house*
Roy- Lets mosey!
Link- Dont be such a wimp!
Fox- Yah your a general after all!
Roy- Ok then Move out!
Tsu and Rin- DONT COPY FINAL FANTASY SEVEN!!!!
*All the smashers in the fic enter in the house*
Rin- Boyz, its Friday the thirteenth! Remember that!!!
Tsu- This house is the begining of your nightmare........
Rin- Would you people stop copying final fantasy 7?! Sheesh!!!!!!!!
---------Inside the house
Roy- Where do ya think the twinkie is?
Fox- IN the KITCHEN maybe?
Link- Lets check the basement!
Marth- Good thinking Link! To the basement!
Fox- Guys!!! HELLO!!!! Twinkie is a food product!!! Food products are found in the KITCHEN!!!!
Marth- Your point is?
Fox- .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roy- Ok gentelmen!....Err Bestfriend, Sock wearing friend, and Fuzzy fox friend...to the basement!!!
-----------In the basement!!!!
Roy- Hey guys! Look I found a twinkie!
Fox- WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roy- *hold the twinkie float above his hands like in the ocarina of time*
Link- Heey! Your copying me!!!
Roy- Too bad.
Marth- OK well Good job Roy! You found the twinkie! Lets get back to the girls!
Fox- This isn't logical.......THIS IS MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!
Marth- Fox...Pal ya've gone off the deep end....Lets hurry.
And so our Bishi heroes all ran for the front door......and out the door...and off the porch...and into the lawn...only to find...Tsunami and Rinoa not there!!!!!!
Marth- Hey! Where'd they go!!!
Fox- *inspects the lawn* Hmm its seems there was a struggle here....
Link- I bet they went to Jupitor for a while.....
Roy- Yah your right Link!
Fox- HELLO!!!! Does no one listen to me?!
Marth- Jupitor is cool.
Suddenly Sephirtoh appeared!!! (The bad guy from Final Fantasy Seven) Bum bum bum!!!!!
Marth- Who are you?
Roy- Grandpa?
Sephiroth- No you twits! I Am the all powerful Sephiroth! GWAHAHAHA!!!
Fox- We know that....we *CAN* hear the mysterious narrarator voice person......
Link- Yupperoi!
Sephiroth- Oh ok then. Well I am the Author of this fic!!!!
Roy- I thought Rin and Tsu were the authoresses......
Sephiroth- *uses his magical power stuff to make Tsunami and Rinoa appear totally helpless in a crystal box thingy* You mean them?
Marth- OMG! Hes gonna steal christmas!!!!!
Tsunami- *looks at Rinoa* Your boyfriend is an idiot.....
Rinoa- *glares back* Oh shut up........
Fox- *slaps Marth with a book of commen sence* Baka.....
Marth- Hey! He stole Rinoa and Tsunami!!! Get him!!!
Sephiroth- Stay back clowns! *unshieths his Masamune (his sword!)* Or else the nice Authoresses get it!
Roy- You'll never get away with this Sephy!!!
Link-Ya for we have a greater power than your black materia!!!
Rinoa and Tsunami were shocked. The characters that they constanty teased and annoyed were standing up for them! All of them! They were gonna save Rin and Tsu!
Sephiroth- And what would that be?
Fox,Link,Marth, and Roy- The power of a bombomb!!!!! *They all bust out with a bombomb which all hit sephy*
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephy is blown far away...but end up hitting the screen face first.
Tsunami- *who is still trapped inside the box crytal thing* Game!!!!!!!! This games winner is Smasher Team!!!!
Marth- *spins his sword around in circles* Moto hintru Kininethra
Fox- *twirls his gun around and put it in his pocket* Mission complete!
Link- *does a few swipes with his sword and then raises it up*
Roy- *spins his sword around and put it back in its case* Kushita Kamata! [Note that we have no clue what roy and marth are saying or if we even spelled any of that right]
Marth- Ok guys time to go home!
Link- Yay!
Rinoa- Umm HELLO! What about us?
Roy- Oh yah.....But how do we get you out?
Tsu- Try the little button that says "off" maybe.......
Marth- *presses the button and the crystal box surrouding Tsunami and Rinoa dissapears* Wow! Easy!
Rinoa- Isn't it. Now wheres the twinkie?
Fox- Here! *snags the delicious snack from Roy and hands it to Rin* Well that wasn't such a bad Friday the thirteenth after all
Tsu- So why did you save us???
Link- Well....Ya give good coffee breaks!
Rin and Tsu- THATS IT?!?!?!!?!
Marth- Well ummmm ya---AHHHH RUN!!!!!!!
The bishi boiz were chased away by a very mad Rinoa and a ticked off Tsunami. So maybe Friday the thirteenth wasn't so great.....The end....or is it???? Of course it is! Can't you read!!!!??
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So it wasn't our greatest.....be nice. We had nothing better to do.
Rin- You already were insane though.....
Tsu- I am a mental tiger! BWAHAHA!!! Bow down to me mortals!!!! (yes I've gotten over my large animal fear!)
Zidane- Welcome to her nightmare.........
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Tsunami Da tiger- Okay well this is a story Rinny and I did over at her house, in honor of Rin'z favorite day in the world! FRIDAY DA THIRTEENTH!!!!
Rin- Yay! Oh yah, we each wrote on line at a time so Pure Insanity at its max is ahead!!!! Fire day the 13th! Err i mean Friday!!! Heh....*hides the matches*
~~~***~~~
"YOOOOOOOO!!!" Marth screamed at the Camera. Marth was on vacation on Jupitor. "Marth what are you doing on jupitor?" The camera asked him. "I dunno....Vacation, Marth paused, Hey wait a minute! Cameras can't talk!!!" 500 camera appeared. "Can all of you talk?" Marth asked. "No." They all replied.
And then...the evil vile...pink, Darty Kirby appeared! Bum bum bum!!!!! "GWAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM THE EVIL KIRBY OF HOMEWORK AND SCHOOL!!!!" Darth Kirby yelled at no one in particular. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Marth screamed doing the matrix as best he could. "Luke I am your Father!!!" Darth Kirby said.
"Sorry I am Marth Lowell. Luke is out of the milky way right now. If you would like to leave a message please speak after the tone!" marth exclaimed. "Fine whatver..Marth! I am your fathers,brother's,cousin's sister's, former roommate!!!" Darth Kirby said. "But my father doesn't have a brother...he has 678 sisters though....do you know one of them?" Marth replied. Thats when the evil accomplis Roy appeared! Darth Kirby removed his helmet..it was really Kirby! Bum bum bum!!!!! "AHHHH!!! I'm related to Kirby!!! So your really are my fathers brothers cousins sisters former roommate...My fathers only brother died in your class from frustration. It was so sad!" Marth cried.
"Ummm why am i here?" Roy looked around confused. Suddenly, "POOF!!!" A bright light appeared and holy chants of "Yu-gi-oh" appeared. The smashers turned and glared at the two Authoresses. Ok so there weren't any holy chants of "yu-gi-oh" But a bright light did appear and the 3 smashers were "POOF"ed in front of a house!
Marth- The ....Where are we now?
Tsu- The haunted house of thirteen of course!
Fox- The house of thirteen? What kind of cheesy name is that?
Rin- The one i made up!!! So lay off!!!
Link- And we're here why exaclty?
Rin- Cuz its my fave day! Friday De Thirteenth!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link,Marth,Roy,and Fox- ....Umm yah....
Tsu- ...OK well ya haveto go inside this house and get the twinkie! And bring it back to US!
Marth- Why should we?
Rin- *uses the cute puppy look on Marth* PWEASE!!!!!!
Marth- ...I *HATE* When she does that!!! *begins walking towards the house*
Roy- Lets mosey!
Link- Dont be such a wimp!
Fox- Yah your a general after all!
Roy- Ok then Move out!
Tsu and Rin- DONT COPY FINAL FANTASY SEVEN!!!!
*All the smashers in the fic enter in the house*
Rin- Boyz, its Friday the thirteenth! Remember that!!!
Tsu- This house is the begining of your nightmare........
Rin- Would you people stop copying final fantasy 7?! Sheesh!!!!!!!!
---------Inside the house
Roy- Where do ya think the twinkie is?
Fox- IN the KITCHEN maybe?
Link- Lets check the basement!
Marth- Good thinking Link! To the basement!
Fox- Guys!!! HELLO!!!! Twinkie is a food product!!! Food products are found in the KITCHEN!!!!
Marth- Your point is?
Fox- .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roy- Ok gentelmen!....Err Bestfriend, Sock wearing friend, and Fuzzy fox friend...to the basement!!!
-----------In the basement!!!!
Roy- Hey guys! Look I found a twinkie!
Fox- WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roy- *hold the twinkie float above his hands like in the ocarina of time*
Link- Heey! Your copying me!!!
Roy- Too bad.
Marth- OK well Good job Roy! You found the twinkie! Lets get back to the girls!
Fox- This isn't logical.......THIS IS MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!
Marth- Fox...Pal ya've gone off the deep end....Lets hurry.
And so our Bishi heroes all ran for the front door......and out the door...and off the porch...and into the lawn...only to find...Tsunami and Rinoa not there!!!!!!
Marth- Hey! Where'd they go!!!
Fox- *inspects the lawn* Hmm its seems there was a struggle here....
Link- I bet they went to Jupitor for a while.....
Roy- Yah your right Link!
Fox- HELLO!!!! Does no one listen to me?!
Marth- Jupitor is cool.
Suddenly Sephirtoh appeared!!! (The bad guy from Final Fantasy Seven) Bum bum bum!!!!!
Marth- Who are you?
Roy- Grandpa?
Sephiroth- No you twits! I Am the all powerful Sephiroth! GWAHAHAHA!!!
Fox- We know that....we *CAN* hear the mysterious narrarator voice person......
Link- Yupperoi!
Sephiroth- Oh ok then. Well I am the Author of this fic!!!!
Roy- I thought Rin and Tsu were the authoresses......
Sephiroth- *uses his magical power stuff to make Tsunami and Rinoa appear totally helpless in a crystal box thingy* You mean them?
Marth- OMG! Hes gonna steal christmas!!!!!
Tsunami- *looks at Rinoa* Your boyfriend is an idiot.....
Rinoa- *glares back* Oh shut up........
Fox- *slaps Marth with a book of commen sence* Baka.....
Marth- Hey! He stole Rinoa and Tsunami!!! Get him!!!
Sephiroth- Stay back clowns! *unshieths his Masamune (his sword!)* Or else the nice Authoresses get it!
Roy- You'll never get away with this Sephy!!!
Link-Ya for we have a greater power than your black materia!!!
Rinoa and Tsunami were shocked. The characters that they constanty teased and annoyed were standing up for them! All of them! They were gonna save Rin and Tsu!
Sephiroth- And what would that be?
Fox,Link,Marth, and Roy- The power of a bombomb!!!!! *They all bust out with a bombomb which all hit sephy*
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephy is blown far away...but end up hitting the screen face first.
Tsunami- *who is still trapped inside the box crytal thing* Game!!!!!!!! This games winner is Smasher Team!!!!
Marth- *spins his sword around in circles* Moto hintru Kininethra
Fox- *twirls his gun around and put it in his pocket* Mission complete!
Link- *does a few swipes with his sword and then raises it up*
Roy- *spins his sword around and put it back in its case* Kushita Kamata! [Note that we have no clue what roy and marth are saying or if we even spelled any of that right]
Marth- Ok guys time to go home!
Link- Yay!
Rinoa- Umm HELLO! What about us?
Roy- Oh yah.....But how do we get you out?
Tsu- Try the little button that says "off" maybe.......
Marth- *presses the button and the crystal box surrouding Tsunami and Rinoa dissapears* Wow! Easy!
Rinoa- Isn't it. Now wheres the twinkie?
Fox- Here! *snags the delicious snack from Roy and hands it to Rin* Well that wasn't such a bad Friday the thirteenth after all
Tsu- So why did you save us???
Link- Well....Ya give good coffee breaks!
Rin and Tsu- THATS IT?!?!?!!?!
Marth- Well ummmm ya---AHHHH RUN!!!!!!!
The bishi boiz were chased away by a very mad Rinoa and a ticked off Tsunami. So maybe Friday the thirteenth wasn't so great.....The end....or is it???? Of course it is! Can't you read!!!!??
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So it wasn't our greatest.....be nice. We had nothing better to do.