Read with sarcasm......
12:23: Not speaking to Georgia, again. She rang up here earlier asking stupid questions, like if my knickers were big enough to fit both Tom and I. I swear she thinks she's all fabbity fab but she is really a drab!
1:00: Milo, my nine year old brother, came round making kissy noises as I chatted with Tom on the phone. After I called him a good for nothing, smelly butthead he pulled down his trousers and knickers and mooned me. Erlack!
3:30: Tom rang once more. I swear that boy doesn't have a life. He said he wanted to come over and study. Bleck! If my boyfriend was even more prude you would think I was dating a rock! It's never "Jas I fancy you lets have a snog". No, is that too much to ask for? The only time he snogged me was on the cheek last New Years Eve. According to Georgia that isn't even a snog.
4:00: Now my no tonguer tom is over. He is blabbing away about blodge and maths. Why do I put up with this? Oh yes, I remember now, Robbie. He might be off in a Kiwi-a-gogo land right now but he is still the very fanciful sex god! So what if Georgia claimed him first. What does she honestly know about him besides him being a fab snogger? I on the other hand know tons about him from his shoe size(very big) to his secret rap obsession. Ha, bet you didn't know that Georgia!
4:25: Oh poo, Tom is trying to take you away from me. Kicked him in the goonzers. Him-now on the floor crying. Me-putting on my best pretend "sorry I honestly didn't mean to" act. Seems to be working Tom tells me that no matter how much pain his little goddess puts him in he will love her forever. Fabbity!
6:33: Rosie rang. She said that she needed to meet us all at the corner quick. Something about a new snog for the scale and also a new way to wear our berets. Can't wait!
6:45: Standing at the corner shivering to death. Georgia says I should be toasty with my big knickers on. As we wait for the rest of the gang, Georgia talks about something or another. All I pick up are Elvis, Robbie, and snogging. Words that don't belong together.
7:00: Oh no, here comes Rosie now. She has put her hair in a humongo ponytail on top of her head with the beret swinging freely from it. Georgia squeals in excitement.
7:05: Jules walks up with her eyes bugging out of her skull. We wait to see if she likes the new beret idea. Of course she does. Me on the other hand, I absolutely hate all this nonsence. Everyone's always saying Jas is the looney one, but honestly I think I am the only sane one here.
7:10: Rosie asks for a drum roll as she is about to tell us the newest snog. Toe snogging! Everyone looks at her funny while shouting Erlack! Rosie has gone all pinkish now. She explains to her that Sven says everyone does it where he comes from. Then she let out a giggle, It's not to gross either. Georgia places toe snogging at 3 1/2 on the scale.
7:20: We all scatter and go back home, promising we will wear our berets the new way. Luckily Robbie isn't here to see this. Dave should get a laugh out of it. On my way home I imaggined being toe snogged. Maybe when Robbie gets back...
*Note* Tell me what you think, I won't write more unless you like it. If you hate it let me know, k. Toe snogging, lol.....this story is my very original idea, I know someone has already wrote a Jas' story but it is very different. Sorry about some made up words or American lingo, I tried.
12:23: Not speaking to Georgia, again. She rang up here earlier asking stupid questions, like if my knickers were big enough to fit both Tom and I. I swear she thinks she's all fabbity fab but she is really a drab!
1:00: Milo, my nine year old brother, came round making kissy noises as I chatted with Tom on the phone. After I called him a good for nothing, smelly butthead he pulled down his trousers and knickers and mooned me. Erlack!
3:30: Tom rang once more. I swear that boy doesn't have a life. He said he wanted to come over and study. Bleck! If my boyfriend was even more prude you would think I was dating a rock! It's never "Jas I fancy you lets have a snog". No, is that too much to ask for? The only time he snogged me was on the cheek last New Years Eve. According to Georgia that isn't even a snog.
4:00: Now my no tonguer tom is over. He is blabbing away about blodge and maths. Why do I put up with this? Oh yes, I remember now, Robbie. He might be off in a Kiwi-a-gogo land right now but he is still the very fanciful sex god! So what if Georgia claimed him first. What does she honestly know about him besides him being a fab snogger? I on the other hand know tons about him from his shoe size(very big) to his secret rap obsession. Ha, bet you didn't know that Georgia!
4:25: Oh poo, Tom is trying to take you away from me. Kicked him in the goonzers. Him-now on the floor crying. Me-putting on my best pretend "sorry I honestly didn't mean to" act. Seems to be working Tom tells me that no matter how much pain his little goddess puts him in he will love her forever. Fabbity!
6:33: Rosie rang. She said that she needed to meet us all at the corner quick. Something about a new snog for the scale and also a new way to wear our berets. Can't wait!
6:45: Standing at the corner shivering to death. Georgia says I should be toasty with my big knickers on. As we wait for the rest of the gang, Georgia talks about something or another. All I pick up are Elvis, Robbie, and snogging. Words that don't belong together.
7:00: Oh no, here comes Rosie now. She has put her hair in a humongo ponytail on top of her head with the beret swinging freely from it. Georgia squeals in excitement.
7:05: Jules walks up with her eyes bugging out of her skull. We wait to see if she likes the new beret idea. Of course she does. Me on the other hand, I absolutely hate all this nonsence. Everyone's always saying Jas is the looney one, but honestly I think I am the only sane one here.
7:10: Rosie asks for a drum roll as she is about to tell us the newest snog. Toe snogging! Everyone looks at her funny while shouting Erlack! Rosie has gone all pinkish now. She explains to her that Sven says everyone does it where he comes from. Then she let out a giggle, It's not to gross either. Georgia places toe snogging at 3 1/2 on the scale.
7:20: We all scatter and go back home, promising we will wear our berets the new way. Luckily Robbie isn't here to see this. Dave should get a laugh out of it. On my way home I imaggined being toe snogged. Maybe when Robbie gets back...
*Note* Tell me what you think, I won't write more unless you like it. If you hate it let me know, k. Toe snogging, lol.....this story is my very original idea, I know someone has already wrote a Jas' story but it is very different. Sorry about some made up words or American lingo, I tried.