This is my first fanfiction, so I'm kind of nervous. Anyway, since I love Pride so much I decided to write something with him in it. I hope you enjoy it, if not I am so sorry.

I don't own FMA

Pride's Hostage

Here are various ways Lieutenant Hawkeye could get Pride away from her:

Way 1: Disguise

Lieutenant Hawkeye quickly put on a curly grey wig, a pair of those glasses that only have the bottom half with a chain on them and old people's clothing. She stood there slightly hunched over a cane.

A second later Pride turned around and saw that Hawkeye was missing! What! Pride thought I looked away for five seconds! Where could she have gone! Pride noticed an elderly women standing, oddly enough, where Hawkeye was a moment ago. When did she get here? ... Maybe she saw where Hawkeye went.

Pride's shadows surrounded the women. "Hello", he said menacingly, "tell me if you saw a blond girl leave here a moment ago."

"A blond girl?" Hawkeye asked disguising her voice. "Let me think... Oh! I saw a young blondie in a military uniform scurry off a moment ago. I believe she said something about going to Xing."

"What! Xing!" And Pride's shadows zoomed off in the direction of Xing. "I'm coming my love!"

Hawkeye blinked, not sure how to react to that.

Way 2: Pride Repellent

Lieutenant Hawkeye didn't see Pride anywhere. She figured he must have been too busy with something to be able to keep an eye on her. Hawkeye decided to take advantage of this fine opportunity. She hired a small group of scientist and gave them her entire life savings as research money in order to develop the next big thing in Pride Repellent technology.

It took over a month, but the scientist finally had a finished product and sent it to their employer.

Not too long later, Pride was apparently finished with what ever it was he had been so busy with, and sent his shadows to go pay his hostage a visit.

"Hello again, Lieutenant", Pride said in his metallic voice.

"Hello Pride", Hawkeye triumphantly held out the spray can, "or should I say good-bye?"

Pride wasn't impressed. "Pride Repellent. Seriously?" He mocked.

Lieutenant Hawkeye then proceeded to spray almost half the can all over herself.

Soon enough, the strong scent of the repellent reached the shadows. The shadow's eye's widened. "Agh! No! Not cheap Sun Screen!" The shadows retreated.

Yes, it worked, but was it really worth it?

Way 3: Tell on him

Hawkeye called Mrs. Bradley.

Pride had to sit in the corner for a very long time.

Like I said this is my first fanfiction and I don't know if I'm any good at it. Please help a girl out. Review and tell me what you honestly thought.