Holy Heffalumps! It's a Camping Trip! Yeehaw!

Disclaimer: Hi! We Are Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! With our new fic similar to Holy Heffalumps, It's An All Boy Sleepover but this time it's a camping trip and is with the YYH gang. Yes, yes. Tis' me, the wonderful TSUKI doing this chapter. OH yes, the enjoyment. Well, hope ya like this fic as much as our other fics. If you haven't read the others, then I suggest you do! For Sure!

Gaara: Yo, Why am I here!?

Tsuki: YOU are in the wrong category Gaara! You belong with the other fics, off with you!

Umii: Gaara!!!!!!

Gaara: Das' G-Bizzle yo! (A/N- You got to read the Holy Heffalumps Fic to get it. Gaara is a Gangster. FO Shiz.)

Tsuki: G-Bizzle, I told YOU to leave!!!

Umii: Aw, but he doesn't have to! I love him!

Gaara: Yeah, er'body does! Anyway, I'mz upset, straight up, FO shiz yo!

Umii: Aw, Why!?

Gaara: I NEVA got my bottom Grill, Yo! Das' mas' disappointment. It ruined my steet cred, FO shiz!

Tsuki: Uh-Huh, I bet it did.

Umii: Poor Gaara!!!

Gaara: G-BIZZLE! And yes, go on and read the danged fic a' ready!

-In Koemna's Office-

"Hey, I have another mission for you! Woot! And this time, it'll be a bit funner!!!! Whee!" Koemna said spinning around in his chair.

"I don't find joy in anything…" Hiei said depressing the mood.

"WELL ANYWAY, you four will be going to Jamaica for you payment. I'm running out of cash! Um anyway, there you will meet Botan, Keiko, Shizuru, and I there! BUT since I ran out of money, YOU will be piloting the plane yourself! Whee, Have Fun!!!!" Koemna said as he ran out of the chair, grabbing his luggage on the way.

"Holy Crap, Man! Do anyway of you know how to pilot a plane!?" Yusuke said asking Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara. Then, they all shrugged.

"Well I call shotgun!!! Ha-ha! AND I call Kurama to be Pilot since he is the smartest!" (A/N- I HAD to say that) called Kuwabara.

"Well really, I don't know have to pilot a plane! And, if anyone would have better control, it would be Yoko." Kurama said transforming into Yoko Kurama. (A/N- I wish I was there to take pictures! Ha-ha!)

"Wait, I need to change my clothes…." Yoko Said as these magical sparkles appeared and he now had his gangster outfit on. He had a white Tee and baggy jeans. He also had his three gold and silver chains.

"You cannot forget these!" Yoko Said as he popped in his grill.

"FO Shizzle, Yo!"

They all ran onto the plane and all took their seats.

'How da heck ya posed' ta work dis' junk!?' Yoko Said pressing random buttons as the plane suddenly took off with a blast.

-In the Air-

"Hey Yoko, Do you have any peanuts!? On every plane there are SUPPOSED TO BE PEANUTS ON A PLANE!!!!" Kuwabara said looking for some.

"Kuwa, calm down, Yo! Ya might knock somethin' ova, fo shiz!" Yoko said pushing Kuwa when his butt was in his face. When Kurama pushed him, Kuwabara fell forward and hit the big red self destruct button.

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAP!!!! Run den' Jump, Yo!" Kurama said as he ran when the plane started to shake.

"WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO!" Yusuke asked, well screamed.

"LONG STORY, SHORT, KUWABARA IS A FRIGGIN' IDIOT YO!" Kurama said as he opened the evacuation door. (A/N- The YYH characters have no powers but they have their weapons! Well, Hiei has his Katana and Kurama has his rose, but it doesn't transform or anything.)

"Well, I could've told you that…" Hiei said practically emotionless.

Yusuke jumped, then Kurama, then Kuwabara stopped.

"WTF ARE YOU DOING KUWABARA! JUMP!" Hiei yelled.

"But, I'm afraid of heights!" Kuwabara said crying.

"Heights, my foot!" Hiei said kicking Kuwabara off the plane, then Jumping Off Himself.

-Somewhere In A Jungle-

"Kuwabara, Yo Friggin Idiot! This is your entire fault! You and your freakin' stupid peanut-love!" Yoko yelled At Kuwabara as he got up from the pile of trees they all landed on.

"But, I was hungry!" Kuwabara complained.

"YOU BAKA! THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE FAULT! I SHOULD KILL YOU NOW!" Hiei said pulling out his sword.

"Whoa, Hiei! Don't blame me! Blame Ghetto Fabulous over there! He shouldn't have pushed me in the first place!" Kuwabara said accusing Yoko.

"Well, if ya hadn't put yo BIG FLABBY BUTT IN MY FACE, I wouldn't have pushed it. Again, you and yo stupid peanut-love!!!!" Yoko said pointing to Kuwabara's butt.

"It's Not Flabby!"

"You never denied the big part!"

"Ok, it's Not Big OR FLABBY!"

"Too late now Flabby/ Big Butt! I shall call you Flag Butt, or even better Flatt! Ha-ha!" Yoko said laughing at his use of combined words.

"You wanna take this outside!?"

"We ARE outside Flatt! AND we gonna STAY outside cuz of yo' Stupidity AND LOVE OF PEANUTS! CURSE YOU!!"

"Well you-!" Kuwabara stopped when Hiei's Katana blade was at his neck.

"Both of you, Shut Up now or I'll kill you all. Five Seconds Flat." Hiei stated cold and simply.

"Whateva, yo." Yoko said checking his grill if it was damaged.

"So, what should we do now…?" Yusuke asked. No ideas were raised.

-At Dusk-

"Dang! It's ALMOST night, I'm hungry, We Have no food, we have NO shelter, AND we have no WAY to get out of this place! Argh!" Yoko said poking his stomach.

"OMFG! WE HAVE BIGGER WORRIES NOW!" Kuwabara said pointing at this big black shadow coming closer.

"What is that….?"

"It's a…….. HOLY CRAP! IT'S A BEAR! RUN YO!" Yoko said running and pushing Kuwabara out of the way.

-Eeek! It's a Bear Attack!-

-END-

Tsuki: Hello! Ha-ha! How do you like the first chapter of Umii and I'd new YYH fic!? IT was rockin'. We were thinking of ideas on the way home, and it was hilarious! Ha-ha! Instead of writing fics, we should be working on our project that is Due March 9! Holy Crap! 9 days till due! We need to stop slacking! Anyway, R&R and keep reading. More hilariation will come up next cause' Umii is doing the next chapter. Sayonara FO' now!