How We Messed Up Hyrule-Woggie Boggie Version -----------------------------------------------------------------------

DISCLAMIER- I do not own any of the Zelda Material(Link,Zelda etc).Osoma Bin Laden(the damn terrorists do.)Any of the Babes/Hookers,Or the Friggin Telitubbies.But I do own all thte bras,panties,cookies,the ship and the toilet.*grins*

One day in Telitubie Land....

Kevin- RAGE!!!!!!!!*grabs machine gun and starts shooting*

Telituibe 1- NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!I"M In dies* AGONY...PAIN......@#$#@###@%@#$#@$%#!!@#%@%###@*

Kwin- Pathetic Mortals....*eyes glow*Show us your leader....

Telitbuie 2#- PWEASE!!!!!!!SPARE ME!!!!!!!

Kwin- .....*levitates Telitubie using the force and sends him to the damn windmill*

Green Telitubie- NOOOOOO!ME I WANT THAT-*dies*

Kwin- Who's next?

Telitubie 3#- Nooo*cries*

Kevin- *grabs Teltubie* The world isn't fair is it? *blows his head off*

Kwin- Look there's one left!

Telitubie 4#- .........Heh Heh.....:throws a smoke bomb*

Kevin- *cough* After him!

Kwin- Where?

Telitubie 4#- I'm not Telitubie 4#........*points to real Telituibe 4 # who's corpse is on a laptop showing porn*...Heh heh *runs*

Kwin- Seems to have maskivated himself to death.....

Kevin- And that bastard got away....

Kwin- Look a portal!

Kwin and Kevin go through the portal showing Panties,Beer,Bras,and other dirty crap.They drop down to a pit of Panties and Bras.

Kwin- Huh?

Kevin- *stares at a naked chick*

Kwin- WOAH!

They approch the naked chick,the naked chick eyes turns green and they head through another portal.

Kwin- Not again.......

Kevin- Look a penny!

Kwin- No Kev!Look out!

Kevin- Wut?*gets hit by Happyman*

Kwin- Ah this place is full of woggie boggies!*takes out pistol,fires*

Kevin- *takes out lighsaber* Bring it on!Huh?Man she's hot!*uses the force to grab a hot chick* Hey babe...

Kwin- NOOOO!*shoots babe and she turns into the Wart Piggly Wiggly Woman* KILL HER! Kevin- NO!*stabs Babe*

Kwin- Oy!The portal's opening

Kevin- Just when I was gonna get a hooker....Oh wells?C'mon!

They go through the portal not expecting anything werid to happen to them,nor any werid woggie boggie stuff.

Kevin- Huh?Who are you?

Voice- You don't have the Triforce do u?

Kevin- Wuh?

Man- Answer me!*grabs him*U got one more chance.....UGH!*is shot*

Kwin- Hurry Kev!

Kwin and Kevin go through the portal at last.....

Kevin- Ow!Convient....Right in front of our ship...

Kwin- Let's get in...

Inside...

Kevin- Ah a cola,some cookies,and a gool o'l bag o' chips

Kwin-Ssh....there's somebody in the Bathroom

Man- This where the Woggie Boggie King is?

Other Man- Yah.....He's in some place called Hyrule.

Kwin- Sshhh...

Man- Well get in!*both get in the toilet*

Kwin- C'mon let's follow them

Kevin- I'm not getting into the toilet.

Kwin- ARGH!Do u have to be this stubborn?There's some cookies down there.....

Kevin- COOKIES???????ALLRIGHT!*gets shoved in*

In Koriki Forest

Kwin- Hey Kev wake up

Kevin- Huh?Where's my cookies-*grows red*

Kwin- Uh Kev u better look behind u....

Kevin- Huh?MY PRECIOUS SODA LADE!

Kwin- Not that-

Kevin- AND MY PUKE BAG O CHIPS-

Kwin- No!-

Kevin- And my Playboy-

Kwin- We're in Koriki Forest....

Kevin- Wut?*looks* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Too be Contiuied in Part 2