wazzuuup!! ACTION-blah-blah made another oneshot!

Disclaimer: don't own naruto

Title: get em Kyuubi!

SUMMERY: Naruto brought back Sasuke from the vally, but all Konoha hates him, even the ones who seems to cared for him the most and banish him, but instead of feeling hatred or sadness he's just bored at the situation

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Standing at the gates of Konohagakure was a boy who was now slowly walking to the gates with his luggage and other supplies that makes you think he's on vacation.

Behind him are Konoha civiains. crowds of children, civilians, Konoha elders, Konoha council, and ninja and kunoichi at the ranks of genin like the rookie 9 and team Gai, chunin, jounins like Kakashi and Asuma, and lots of lots of ANBU.AND last but not least one male sanin and a female sanin.

And all of them are looking at the boy with hatred. pure hatred, pure contempt, pure spite, pure loathing, pure of everything negative that involves with hate. Also glee for the "demon," "loser," "disgrace" is soon to be gone is all directed by the crowd to one single figure.

He's 4'9. His clothing are orange cladded, blond, and blue eyes. And he reeks of ramen like if he came in a mansion the smell of ramen rolling off him will drown the mansion with the smell in less the a hour. he's Uzumaki Naruto.

And he was banished for a succesful mission of retreiving Uchiha Sasuke from the grasp of Orochimaru, and what did he get as a reward?

banishment.

More rejection, more hated and no more Ichkaru(spelling?) ramen. Naruto just continue walking.but not before looking at Jiraiya, tsunade, the rookie nine and the other people who "cares about him, is now just like the civilans and others. Hate was visible on their faces.

He looked at Sasuke, who was looking smug although he was in a full body cast, he still able to look smug.

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When he came to the gates of Konoha dragging an unconsious Sasuke on his back and there was 50 percent of Konoha civilians standing near hoping for the 'golden uchiha hero' is back and when they saw the"Demon" they suddenly grew a bloodlust. Naruto just kept walking silently as the ninja and ordinary civilians closing in on a attack.But as soon as they got there, Naruto suprisingly 'shushined' as Sakura able was to land a blow screamimg "THIS IS FOR INJURING SASUKE-KUN DEMON!!" and Kakashi's Rakiri...and the kunai and pitchforks aimed at him by the other ninja and civilains

Tsunade, Jiraiya,Kakashi, Iruka and the council (both civilian and clans head) were now deciding the fate of Uchiha Sasuke .

But then 1 hour later the council is now looking at Sasuke with pity, guilt and sympathy. Sasuke,who is now crying hystericly(gasp! he cries hystericly!?)and being comforted by Tsunade and Jiraiya who are now had newfound hatred tword...the "kyuubi brat."

Sasuke, however woke up from his beating from the "dobe" and found himself in a full body cast and bandeged around his head. Also he found out wether he should be executed and thought of a plan

'They won't kill me! They'll spare me! Yeah! I'm a Uchiha! last of my clan too!" Sasuke thought as Jiraiya spoke with the council. "I'll cry my heart out like being tortured, I'll blame Naruto for my "betryal" and they'll buy it pity me!" he paused. 'It's perfect! They'll drive him out then everybody will nurse me and feed me back to health and without the "dead last" to stop me. Orochimaru and his henchman will come for me, destoy Konoha and give me power to kill Itachi!!!!!" ended Sasuke with a insane hidden look. 'although it will SERIOUSLY injure my pride and dignity, but it's still worth it.'

And it worked.

But as he was only 15 feet from the gate when he was stopped in his tracks by a female voice.

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Tsunade's voice.

"You damned de-er-I mean, Uzumaki Naruto. For the punishment of provoking the Ichibi no Shukaku to attack the village, and corrupting the last Uchiha to have a insane thirst for power making him believe following Orochimaru for it." She sneered in disgust at his direction "Also with your pranks, which are getting a teeny bit dangerous that cripples several elders, and with all these crimes you commited are hereby banished from Konohagakure." She finished loudly so avery could hear. The crowd wnt wild and cheered for their Godaime for doing what the 3rd could not do...banish the vile evil that plauges the village

Naruto however was just standing there with an exression was not what most people thought it would be, it wasn't fury, it wan't misery, also no hint of contempt or any of that aim back at them. No, his face was...calm, his lips were in a straight thin line and his eyes were half lid and not once but twice!, he "yawned" at his situation. The way his face looked and body language meaning his legs were slouched as he walked and stood. And if they don't know better. They could say that...he was...in a state of boredom!?

"Uzumaki, do you understand me?" Tsunade spat with venom. eyeing him with hate.

Naruto looked at her with a blank stare "yeaah" he simply replied.

"Do you regret anything for what you did to your people?" She asked nastily.

Naruto looked at her with a bored look, and for a minute or two. "No" he replied

The crowd or rather most of the village was in a uproar.

:"SEE! the demon has no guilt or what so ever!" cried a random villeger.

"He tried to take my student's credit for beating that raccoon-dog sand demon!!" Barked Kakashi.

"He's a heartless demon!" cried Sakura's mother."I bet he's trying to corrupt my daugher as well!"

"Yeah i agree! he has no heart! Since im his teamate, he probaly wanted to kill me and wanted to get close to me by his annoying facade!!" screamed a pink hair...thing, not noticing she made the people around her deaf...besides her mother.

"Kyu-I mean, Uzumaki, why are you standing here? Get out of the village!" Iruka growled and the crowd cheered "This village had enough of your...evil." He expressed the word "So get OUT!!!" he screamed and the crowd goes to a state of you-can't-cheer-harder-then-this, mode.

Naruto turned his attention from Tsunade to Iruka. His face was indifferent, still had that bored look.

"I'm just waiting for my ride" he replied monotously.

"Well who!? i see nobody, is it your mother whore? your demon brotheren? a father who abandoned you, because he found out your a demon!?" Sakura enthusicaticly yelled so everybody could hear. The crowd laughed at her antics and pointed and jeering at Naruto.

Naruto looked at her before breaking the plain look on his face that screams "whatever" to a wide grin, a grin wide enough not to show an inch of his teeth.

"Oh yeeeeeaaaah" he said loud,long and clear, the crownd sweatdropped "thanks for reminding me Sakura" Sakura and some of the others raised their eybrows. He NEVER said her name without the "chan" suffix.

Naruto turned his back on them and began snapping his fingers in some kind of rythemic beat .

"HEY KYUUBI KYUUBI KYUUBI" in a loud sing-song voice as if he was calling a puppy or something.

The people behind him gasp and became silent while looked around them. The silence lasted for a minute untill Sakura broked it.

"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU F$KING PIECE OF IDIOT SH#T ARE YOU!? KYUUBI IS YOU!! YOU ARE THE KYUUBI!!!!!! she screamed making the crowd nodding their heads in agreement...and made LOTS of people permanantly deaf.

Kakashi stepped forword. "SHE'S RIGHT!! WE SHOULD JUST KILL THE DE-" He was stopped when the Earth beneath him shook violently.

"My ride is here!" Naruto squeaked happily.

They saw the forest earth rose. Some trees fell and soon the Earth rose at a point of at least 50 feet and continued to climb higher as some people can see some kind of red fur on top as the dirt covering the rising earth fell off.

Soon their face of Awe, and astonishment became faces of horror and fear.

More earth and dirt came off and soon standing at a impressing yet imitating height of 100 feet. Red pyro colored fur made it stand out more then it already did.

Blazing white razor sharp teeth that the size of everage man fangs the size of a car. And by the looks of it, it might crush and munch anyting.

claws are also the size of cars, maybe a size of a Honda truck or just a truck. and like it's teeth, thay were razor sharp and suprising clean.

And last but not least, Nine red tails swayed and danced behind it's butt.

It was...Michel Jackson!! (no im just kidding, it's just a pathetic attempt of a pathentic gag reel/blooper.

No, it was the demon lord of hell, leader of the Kyu no bijjiu (or just Bijju's) Kyuubi no Kitsune.

"Aaaah, there's my ride!" Naruto smiled/grinned with his eyes close/squinted at the Crimson furballed behemoth. not paying attention to the thunderstrucked people behind him, who were now looking at him and up at Kyuubi as if they were trying to put two and two together.

"What now brat?" Growled the mountain like furball.

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this is gonna be in three chapters

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