Rating: K for mild language
Category: Gen/angst
A/N: Due to popular demand, I'm expanding on the Bored chapter of 'Five times John punched Sherlock'. (You should probably read it if you haven't yet, I'll cover a lot of the same ground but not all of it.) Updates will be irregular (sorry), but they will come. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Sherlock belongs to the inestimable Moffat and the BBC and other people who aren't me. As always, a tip of the hat to ACD.
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Bored.
No cases in four whole days what is WRONG with the criminal classes can't they just think of something illegal to do, even if it's dull? Even a stupid domestic murder would be better than nothing.
Booored.
Something to do something to do something to do…
Anatomy… can't do anything with those earwax samples until Tuesday at the earliest. And John still won't allow the maggot experiment.
Chemistry…but the test tubes need cleaned or the reaction won't be correct. Cleaning is dull.
Physics… John hid his gun. Again. He's getting better at it too… might be worth the bother to get up and find it. Probably isn't though. The flat is only so big, only so many places that firearm could be.
English… no, John is on his laptop. My laptop is on the table. Too far away.
Booooored.
I need a case I need a case I need a case I need a case…
Lestrade won't answer his phone.
Booooooored.
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Booooooooored.
Must do something must do something must do something…
Damit.
Mycroft won't answer his phone.
Stupid moronic idiotic stuck-up useless meddling prat of a brother.
Booooooooooored.
Actinium, aluminum, americium, antimony, argon, arsenic, astatine, barium, berkelium, beryllium, bismuth…
…Tin, Titanium, Tungsten, Uniseptium, Uranium, Vanadium, Xenon, Ytterbium, Yttrium, Zinc, Zirconium.
Booooooooooooored.
Nicotine. I want it and I need it and I need it right now.
No. Need something stronger. Cocaine. It's been a while… wonder if my tolerance has gone down yet?
No. Bit Not Good Bit Not Good…
Booooooooooooooored
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Booooooooooooooooored.
Lestrade still hasn't answered any of the 24 texts I've sent. Mindless idiot.
Booooooooooooooooooored.
"Shut up Sherlock, I'm not your personal entertainment system. Clean up the kitchen or something, heaven knows it needs it."