Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or any aspect of it. Therefore I do not make any profit from this story. If money is being made...I'm sure not get any of it.
Author's note: I always seem to be writing Duo stuff when I'm in a bad mood. This is another fine example. So, sorry for the bad language and the lack of lemon. I'm being evil.
Stood Up and Laid Out
Duo could hear the key turning in the lock but didn't move from his position. He was quite happy where he was and if Heero had a problem with that then tough. Soon a bag was thrown in the corner and a head with tousled brown hair and penetrating blue eyes was staring down at him.
"Why are you lying on the floor?"
"Fuck off, Yuy."
Heero blinked and raised an eyebrow. Duo, though known for a vocabulary that could peel paint, was not usually so abrupt or rough with his roomate. Nodding his head slowly he crouched down next to the long-haired boy.
"Bad day?"
Duo scowled and then rolled over to bury his head in his arms. Anger didn't really seem to be making him feel any better and he'd already tried self pity. There wasn't much left except the annoying feeling that he was acting like a four-year-old.
"I hate today. Let's just skip it and either go back to yesterday or move to tomorrow. But no more today."
Though the words were muffled by fabric and arms, Heero was able to make out the sentences and wondered what could have gone so bad as to make Duo lie on the floor in obvious depression.
"What happened?"
"I got stood up. Waited around all damn day for nothing. I mean, it's not that big a deal you know, I don't mind having a free weekend or spending time alone. It's the expectations getting crushed that sucks. I had plans. I had a mental mood going."
Duo rolled over to look at Heero, a disgusted expression on his face. Making a gun with his thumb and pointer finger, he pretended to cock it. "Bang. Shot down. That's what you get for having expectations man, they'll just fuck you over a good one when they're crushed."
He snorted and then laughed, rolling again onto his back and staring at Heero's head that was still hovering above his.
"Dude, you look weird upside down."
Heero tipped his head to the side and studied the other boy, confusion mixing with concern.
"Are you drunk?"
Duo snorted and closed his eyes, suddenly exhausted and wanting nothing more then to go to bed.
"I wish."
Again Heero studied the other pilot, trying to remember if something like this had happened before and how the problem had been solved.
"Do you need to get laid?"
Eyes flying open, Duo stared at him, finally the corner of his mouth began twitching into the beginnings of a smile.
"You offering?"
Heero considered the question and the person asking it.
"Will it make your bad day better?"
A full-fledged smile greeted the question followed by emphatic head nodding.
"Hell yeah."
Heero stood and offered his hand to the now smiling boy on the floor.
"Then let's go."
The End. Wasn't it glorious?