Me: Hey, this is Awesomeness900075. I am African American girl, I like basketball and music, and I love Greek, Roman, and Egypt mythology. I know it may be a little strange that I'm writing this in script for, but it's for a good cause. The MAXIMUM REBELLION! Created by TheUltimateBookNerd, it is meant to defy the stupid "No Script" rule that has caused some of the most amazing stories to be... DELETED. *dun dah daaaahhh!*

But anyway, let me introduce you to the character I "borrowed". Leo Valdez! *gestures towards a chair where Leo is tied up*

Leo: *struggles against bonds* Okay all you nerds in the fan fiction world, usually, I have to fight for girls to even look in my direction, but having one kidnap me is a whole 'nother level!

Me: I didn't kidnap you, I borrowed you.

Leo: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Me: *throws a pillow which hits Leo in the face*

Leo: Ow!

Me: Anyway, me and Leo here are going to help promote the Rebellion against fan fiction through fan fiction! Yup so check out TheUltimateBookNerd's "My Maximum Rebellion".

Leo: Hey, I know the BookNerd. I went to her house once, but was sent away because she didn't want me and that Izzy guy-

Me: Iggy.

Leo: Whatever. She didn't want us to blow up her house. You know... the pyro and the literal human torch, yeah, not a good combination.

Me: Well that's all for today so-

Leo: Wait!

Me: What?

Leo: In the spirit of the Rebellion will you please untie me?

Me: If you promise not to try and leave.

Leo: Deal!

Me: *unties Leo's bonds*

Leo: Aaahhh! That feels better.

Me: Wow.

Leo: What?

Me: I expected you to try and jump out of the window or something.

Leo: Awesomeness, I have developed I feeling for you. I'm not sure if it's respect or fear or something else, but I don't think it would be smart of me to run.

Me: Cool! But I don't see why you didn't just burn the bonds.

Leo: *looks at his hands, then walks over to the wall and starts hitting his head on the wall* Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Me: Well I'd better stop him before he breaks the wall. Join the rebellion, and LET THE REBELLION CONTINUE!