Location: Renee's car
Renee: Bella you don't have to do this
Bella; Mom that is the only thing you have said to me since i decided i would like to live with Charlie in Forks were i may drown. In the rain.
KD: Bella we would only hope you could drown. It would be a dream come true for others.
Bella: AHHHH who are you. Are you the ... the ... the ... APPLE on the front cover of that book i seen when i was shopping for clothes to go to Forks, and i went into the book store because im so stupid i didnt know it was a book store. And for that reason i am a rebel.
KD: Be quiet !!!!
Bella; Look, Look, Look mom we're almost at the airport oh,my,gosh. ....Off.
KD; you are easily amused arent you?
Bella; (makes weird airplane noises to which Renee is totally oblivious)
Renee; Oh, Look, Bella. We are here. OH, FOR HEAVENS SAKE. DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE GODDAMN CACTUS?
Bella; You know Bob is my friend.
Renee; I give up. Just get on the plane and be sure to phone me when you arrive so i can be sure i dont have to plan any funerals.
KD; I can assure you that will not happen.
Renee; Why?
KD; Because if it does i can't continue this story.
Renee; Smart child. I should have adopted you instead of her.
Bella; (stops making airplane noises) IM ADOPTED (cries)
KD; Yes you dont take after your dad with your 'Balance Problems' your just a naturally lost cause.
~~~~ outside Forks Airport ~~~~
Bella: OH MY GOSH, its raining NOOOOOOOOOO, IM GOING TO MELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KD: Oh shut up and stop being so dramatic.
Charlie; Hi
Bella; Hi
Charlie; Hows your mom?
Bella; she's fine.
Charlie; OH i got you a car
Bella; Oh, Joy.
KD: You are so enthusiastic arent you?
Bella; Yes, yes i am
Bella; what kind of car is it
charlie; well its not really a car
bella; its a carboard box isnt it?
charlie; erm no. Its a Chevy truck
bella; were did you find it?
charlie; do you remember billy black?
bella; no
KD; lies
charlie; Well he used to go fishing with us. He's in a wheelchair now and cant drive, so he gave me the truck
bella; AND IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG WHAT THE HELL AM I MENT TO DO!!??
charlie; no the thing runs great Jacob done a lot of work on it.
bella; (mumbles) oh jacob i remember his sisters rachel and rebecca. they bitches always thought their mud pies were better than mine but the truth is mines were always better. always
KD; you are such a weird child
charlie; bells why are you mumbling to yourself
bella; ITS A HABIT OK???
charlie; erm.... ok? (stops car)
bella; AHHHH GREEN its everywhere. HOLD ON ... green means ... ALIENS!!! (looks at truck) omg omg omg omg i LOVE it.
(in the house)
charlie; your room is upstairs like always
bella; YES YES YES bye bye mwahahahaha (leaves)
~~~~ Next day~~~~
bella; AHHH SCHOOL
KD; will you just shut up already you are too weird for my liking.
bella; ok ... what shall i wear to school ... what about ... BORING STUFF YAY YAY YAYYYY
KD; omg does she ever shut up
bella; (looks in the mirror) my skin is so pale. I COULD BE A VAMPIRE (does cat hissy thing)
KD; vamps do not do that
bella; yes they do!!
KD; stupid girl.
bella; omg what if i dont fit in. ive never had any friends.
KD; i wonder why?
bella; oh well (skips to the truck and starts it) oh how i love my truck. AHH PEOPLE. AHH SCHOOL.
KD; (sings) shut up and drive, drive, drive,
bella; (drives) i have the area in sight. i am about to enter the area. i have parked in the area. i am walking to the front office of the are-
KD; SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
bella; hello scary receptionist lady
SRL; hello dear
bella; (whispers) guess what?
SRL; what?
bella; im new
SRL; oh, isabella swan.
bella; NO ITS BELLA YOU IDIOT.
SRL; oh erm ... im sorry dear. heres your map and classes
bella; i have never been so insulted in all my life (takes map) GOODBYE
KD; that was not nice
bella;
KD; whats the first class i must endure with you today
bella; ENGLISH!! (enters classroom) ...gaze. Hello sir
mr mason; its mr mason
bella; well mr mason (hands over slip)
mr; mason; go sit somewhere
bella; (sits)
eric; (trying to act cool) s'up?
bella; why are you trying to act cool when you clearly arent.
eric; (silent)
(bell rings)
eric; whats your next class
bella; government building 6
eric; im headed for building 4 i could show you the way
bella; theres a reason they give you a map
eric; erm ok never mind then (walks away)
~~~~ lunch time~~~~
jessica; blah blah blah blah ...
bella; why dont you just shut up
jessica; what?
bella; nothing (sits at a table with jessica and her friends)
bella; (in head) these people are weirdos look at the guy with the spiky blonde hair who keeps looking at me TAKE A PICTURE IT WILL LAST LONGER!!!! ... omg who are they!!??? (out loud) jessica? who are they?
jessica; (giggles)
bella; hurry up and tell me!!
jessica; they are the cullens. the big one with(dreamy voice) ... lots and lots ... and lots of muscles is emmett the hot blonde emo guy is jasper. (normal voice) and the blonde girl is rosalie and the little dark haird girl is alice jasper and alice are together and rosalie and emmett are together. (edward walks in)
bella; (looks like shes going to eat him) who is that gorgeous motherfucker
jessica; edward cullen. hes single as far i know i could change that
bella; yeah if you do something with that hair (bell rings)
KD; whats next bella?
bella; biology
(in the classroom) bella; omg omg omg BREATH there he is. (gives teacher slip and teacher tells her to sit next to edward)
bella; (sits)
edward; (acts like he smells something disgusting)
bella; (sad face) (hides) (bell rings)
edward; (runs away)
KD; hahaha
mike; hi
KD; Oh god here we go
bella; (sighs) hi what do you want?
mike; do you need help finding you next class?
bella; no, not from you
~~~~ after p.e~~~~
bella; Lalala going to hand my slip back lalala OMG EDWARD
edward; pleeaasseee let me switch classes i cant handle it
SRL; im sorry you'll just have to stick with biology
edwardl (whiney voice) fiiinnnneee (leaves)
bella; (hands slip over)
SRL; how did your day go dear?
bella; freeking awesome how do you think it went? (drives home)