I swear, I didn't even mean for this to be made. I might incorporate it later into another fanfic, but, for now, it's just something really random that I did right after my precal test today to get some giggles out of my friend who sits behind me. You don't even have to have seen any of the movies or know anything about any of the characters to read this.

Fury looked down at the man's body, the head now riddled with bullets like they had rained from the sky, and glared impassively (a great feat) at Darcy. "Did that honestly make you feel better?" He asked, doubtful of a positive answer.

Darcy stared at her old tormenter, glaring hatefully at the corpse as it grew cold on the bathroom floor. "No," she answered hauntingly.

She shoot him one in the groin and smiled.

"That sure did, though."

Yes, I have a sick sense of humor.