What's My Age Again? ( Harry Potter version )
I took my witch out it was Friday night
I wore muggle cologne to get the feeling right
Harry and Malfoy started making out and took off their robes
But then I turned on the quidditch game
And that's about the time that she laughed at me
Nobody likes to takes u seriously when you're Ronald Weasley
And are still made fun of by Malfoy
What the hell is basketball?
My fellow wizards say I should act my age
Where's my girlfriend again?
Where's my rat again?
Then later on, on the ride home from hogwarts
I played exploding snap with Harry and Hermione I said Fleur was hot and i wished I could see her again
Hermione looks down on opinons
And that's about the time that B**ch of a girlfriend slapped me
Nobody likes you when your a Weasly
And she's still more amused by Viktor Krum
What the Gryffindor is wrong with me
My girlfriend Hermione said I should act my age
Where's my girlfriend again?
Where's my rat again?

A/n: The song :Whats My Age Again by Blink-182 is the song i changed the lyrics from. The characters are J.K Rowlings