Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy

The characters might be OOC at times except for Cloud because that's how a guy would act with a pregnant woman, because we all know every guy fears a pregnant woman, and if you don't...then your a fool. Anyway, i hope you enjoy Clouds torment. Read and Review.

March

Cloud was doing the same thing he did every morning recently; standing by Tifa as she threw up into the toilet. Tifa had just entered the morning sickness phase of pregnancy.

"Ugh...I hope you realize this is entirely your fault," Tifa said getting up from in front of the toilet.

"How is this my fault?"

"You're the one who knocked me up!"

"You're the one who asked for it"

"That still doesn't change the fact that you did!" yelled Tifa walking out of the room.

"Just eight more months and this shit will end," mumbled Cloud.

April

One of Cloud's deliveries ran late and he's now trying to sneak into the house while Tifa's asleep. Being as stealthy as he is he figured he could just slip into their room and into the bed without waking her up. He approached the door to their room and placed his ear to the door to check if the coast was clear. When all he heard was steady breathing he progressed to open the door, when he opened it he was staring straight into the glazed eyes of a very angry Tifa holding a blanket and pillow.

"You're sleeping on the couch tonight," said Tifa handing him the blanket and pillow.

"But I couldn't help it, my delivery ran late," Cloud tried to explain but Tifa as in no mood for excuses.

"Couch!" yelled Tifa pointing to downstairs to the living room.

"But-"

SLAM

Tifa slammed the door in his face and locked it leaving him no choice, but to sleep on the couch.

May

"Tifa's pregnancy is starting to cost me a lot of money, and I don't just mean food," Cloud complained to Vincent.

"What did she do?"

"She threw my fenrir in the lake!"

"Why'd she do that?"

"I don't know I was too afraid to ask."

"Just take it like a man Cloud."

"This is coming from the man who complained to me when Yuffie was pregnant."

"No comment" mumbled Vincent as he walked away.

June

Cloud returned home from one of his deliveries and walked to him and Tifa's room when he heard a frustrated groan come from inside the room. He slowly opened the door seeing Tifa trying to fit into her shorts. She noticed him once he was completely in the room and turned to look at him with a very depressed face.

"I'm fat" moaned Tifa as she fell back on the bed.

"No your not it's just because of the baby, you'll be back to normal in a few months" said Cloud sitting beside Tifa and embracing her.

"I hope" breathed Tifa as she leaned back into Clouds chest.

"I promise" said Cloud kissing her on the head then leaning back to get comfortable.

July

Tifa was out shopping with Yuffie to look at baby things and all that other good stuff.

"What do you think about this" said Yuffie holding up a beautiful shirt that would hide her stomach nicely.

"It's gorgeous, but really expensive" said Tifa looking at the price tag.

"Didn't Cloud leave you his wallet?"

"Yeah, but I don't wanna spend all of his money."

"Come on, what's the use of having your husbands wallet if you don't spend his money?"

"Ummm...Alright, but too much more of his money."

When she returned home a few hours later she had quite a few bags with her; she gave Cloud his wallet and handed him the receipt, and when he looked at it...he fainted.

August

"You son of a bitch!"

"Tifa take a deep breath, put the buster sword down, and step away from the doctor," ordered Cloud.

"But he called me fat"

"No didn't, I simply said the baby is healthy and your gaining weight nicely," said the doctor slowly inching his way from Tifa.

"I'm very sorry about this," said Cloud while pulling Tifa out of the room.

September

"How are you holding up Cloud?" asked Vincent.

"I think the worst is over."

"How many months pregnant is she?"

"Seven"

"You poor naïve fool you" said Vincent walking away shaking his head.

"Thanks, you've made me feel so much better" yelled Cloud sarcasm dripping from his voice.

October

"What are you eating Tifa?" asked Cloud when he saw her put something that looked like chocolate in her mouth.

"Nothing" Tifa's voice was muffled through the chocolate bar in her mouth.

"I want you to look me in the eyes and tell me your not eating chocolate."

"I'm not eating chocolate" again her voice was muffled because the chocolate was still in her mouth.

"Mmhmm, give me ALL the chocolate," said Cloud sticking his hand out.

Tifa got up and began walking through the house getting all the chocolate she hid throughout the house; when she came back she had about 20 chocolate bars in her hand and gave them to Cloud.

"Good, now we can give them out at Halloween," said Cloud.

"I fucking hate you!" yelled Tifa who then stormed up to their room.

"I love you too dear" said Cloud to no one in particular.

November

Tifa had gone into labor and after Cloud tripping and panicking they finally arrived at the hospital.

"AAAAAAAAAAGH!" is all that could be heard coming from Tifa's mouth.

"All right Mrs. Strife push" said the doctor.

After a few hours Tifa gave birth to a baby boy which they named Zack.

"Why is there a cast on your hand Cloud?" Tifa asked.

"Well while you were in labor, every time you squeezed my hand so hard you broke it."

"I'm sorry Cloud"

"It's ok; I knew how strong you are and should have seen it coming."

"True"

"Those had to be the longest 9 months of my life."

"Same here, but at least it's over now."

And there you go. This is just a funny idea for a ficthat came into my head and i figured i'd post it. I hope you enjoyed it. REVIEW IT PLEASE.