"Speach"
Thoughts
"Grima talking"
Grima's thoughts
"Elise talking to grima in her head"
Elise was had sliced through her like now she was lying on the floor bleeding had asked her brother to stop, but it appeared that even her dying wish was not enough to stop last thing she saw was corrin striking down xander and then she closed her eyes.
When she opened them again she was surrounded by darkness.
Where am I? Is this heaven? It doesn't look like heaven. It would really suck if I had to stay floating in a bunch of nothing for the rest of forever. She thought.
"Child." came a voice from the darkness."Fate has not been kind to you. Perhaps I can help."
"Help me how?!"Elise asked."Xander is dead, my father is apparently pure evil, Camilla and Corrin are probably going to be depressed for the rest of their lives, and I'm dead!"
"Yes for most beings your problems would be unsolvable but I am not most beings."
Suddenly out from the darkness came a giant dark almost snake-like dragon with six eyes and six wings
"I am the wings of despair, I am the breath of ruin, I am the fell dragon, Grima!"It roared.
"Cool," Elise said with stars in her eyes. Never before had she seen something so awesome, yeah corrin could turn into a dragon but he was barely bigger than a horse, this thing looked like it could eat a castle.
"...Did you just refer to me as cool."
"Yeah, your super cool, your like the biggest thing I've ever seen!"Elise said excitedly.
"Child you should be quivering in fear in my presence."
"Why?"Elise asked."I'm already dead. Why should I be afraid of anything right now.?"
….
"Fair enough. However, I can revive you."
"Wait, what really!? You can bring me back to life!"Elise asked.
"Yes and not only that but I can also send you back in time. To before corrin was ever captured by Hoshino."
"Wait...WHAT!"Elise shouted surprised."TIME TRAVEL!"
"Yes time travel, now stop yelling and listen. I am Grima a god from another world. I was killed in a way that should have made it so I could never return, but my counterpart naga in her haste to give her precious followers a happy ending accidentally ensured my survival, seeing this she cast me into the void of the outrealm, to naga this was the perfect plan without a vessel I would be stuck in this void forever and I can not make someone a vessel if they lack fell blood. Fortunately, your family has the blood of the dark dragon which is somewhat similar to my own, all I needed was for you to die and then I would be able to make a connection."
"Wait. Why me? Wouldn't Xander, Camilla, Leo, or our father be a better vessel?"Asked Elise.
"You eldest brother is insane, I don't want to have to put up with having breast the size of a pumpkin, and I hate tomatoes. Your entire family consists of insane nutjobs and I can see why your sister betrayed them."
"HEY! Wait! What about my father?"Elise asked.
"Your father is already possessed by another dragon."
…..
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY FATHER IS POSSESSED BY ANOTHER DRAGON!"Elise shouted.
"STOP YELLING! I will explain. I was going to tell you this after you had agreed to be my vessel but whatever. Hidden between the kingdoms of Nohr and Hoshino is the kingdom of valla, long story short it got destroyed by a dragon named anankos who now rules over it and wishes to destroy both Nohr and Hoshino. He also has the ability to raise the dead but unlike me, he can only do so by turning them into puppets, like your father."
Our father is….dead?!That explains why everyone says he was so different before. He never turned evil he was being possessed by anankos. Thought elise.
"Also for the sake of plot convenience anankos put a curse on valla where if you say valla then you disappear, the only reason we can say it is because one I'm a god, and two both of us are in a place between life and death. So I think that's everything you need to know. Now become my vessel. The benefits are saving your family, not dying, and becoming so powerful it's not even funny."
"That sounds great. Okay, you have yourself a deal grima."Said elise.
"Great now, give me your soul."
…..
"That sounds…. pretty suspicious. Wait! Are you gonna try to possess me like anankos did to my father."Accused elise glaring at Grima with an adorable pout.
"Unfortunately I can't. You don't actually have fell blood just something close to it, so I can't take over your body unless you let me, and even then you would just be able to take control right back. The only reason I'm making this deal and helping you is because it's better than just floating here in the void forever."
Also so I can influence you into taking over the world but you don't need to hear that part.
"Oh ok."Said elise.
"Excellent.I'll see you in the past he-he-he."
Then he sank back into the darkness.
Suddenly the darkness started to expand covering elise.
This is fine. Elise thought as she closed her eyes and let the darkness consumed her.
When elise woke up she found she was falling from high up in the sky. Like really high.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, HELP IM GONNA DIE…..AGAIN!"She screamed.
"Why must you scream so much? Calm down we can fly"She heard grima say from seemingly nowhere.
"Huh? Grima is that you? Where are you?"Elise asked still freaked out from falling.
"I'm inside of you now you imbecile now start flying otherwise you second chance won't last very long."
"We can fly?! Awesome! How do I do it, tell me, tell me, tell me!"Elise said so excited that she seemingly forgot about the fact that she was still falling.
"It's the same as using magic just focus it should come easy."
And just like that, they stopped falling.
"Huh. That was a lot easier then I thought it was going to be"Said elise slowly descending down to the ground.
"Yeah, you're basically part god now so things are going to get much easier from here."
"Huh neat," Elise said.
Elise looked down to find she was no longer in her normal clothes, instead, she was in some strange robes(Robins clothes)
"Hey what happened to my clothes?!"Asked elise annoyed at her change in wardrobe.
"These are the clothes I use when I have a vessel, I am somewhat fond of them."
"But I liked my old clothes."Elise said with a pout."And what's the point of giving me a hood I can't even wear it."
"Just let me have this."
"FIne," Elise said
Elise looked around to find she was at the bottomless canyon.
"Uhh, why am I at the bottomless canyon? If we are in the past shouldn't I be at the castle?"Elise asked.
"That's not how time travel works dumbass. I physically sent you back in time meaning that there are now two of you much to my horror."
"WAIT! THERE ARE TWO OF ME."Elise exclaimed.
"ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF SPEAKING FOR MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS WITHOUT SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS"
"Sorry," Elise said.
"Yes there are now two of you, the other you is you from the past and you are well….you.I would recommend killing your other self, it won't affect you, you'll be able to take her place and it no doubt save me headaches."
"Wha-No!I'm not gonna kill other me, double the me is double the fun," Elise said.
Suddenly elise remembered something
"Wasn't corrin sent here when she was captured by Hoshino?!"Elise said.
Suddenly she heard footsteps.
That might be the hoshidens, I better hide. Elise thought.
Elise ran to a tree and hid behind it.
Chapter 3 plays out as normal and Hans attacks corrin.
Elise was furious. I knew corrin wasn't lying, how dare he attack my big sister, he will-he will PAY! She thought as dark flames started igniting around her body. Right now elise was angrier than she had ever been in her life. Little did she know that grima was amplifying her anger.
"Yes. How dare that pathetic excuse for human even think of harming YOUR sister, Kill him and make him suffer."Grima said fueling Elise's growing desire to murder Hans.
Elise felt her anger rise into her hands and without even knowing how she launched a dark flame at hans.
"Expiration!"She screamed.
Instead of knocking Hans back the flame-engulfed Hans and he screamed as he burned alive.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Like that yeah.
As Hans screamed elise involuntarily smirked at the sight of the one who had tried to kill her big sister burning alive.
Unfortunately in her rage elise forgot that fire and wood don't go together, and as Hans was burning the fire spread to the already fragile ropes of the bridge causing it to collapse with corrin on it.
"BIG SISTER!"Elise cried the shock of seeing her sister fall had snapped her out of Grima's influence.
"Again with the yelling! Listen she is going to be fine look to your right."
Elise looked to her right and saw one of the maids from the castle, Lilith.
Then she saw Lilith jump into the bottomless canyon, grab corrin, turn into a smol dragon and then disappear.
…
"What?"Elise asked in shock.
"Yeah I don't fully know what's up with that but corrin should fine."So corrin is gonna end up in Hoshido, so there goes the plan of stopping her from getting kidnapped. So I recommend taking over hoshido and killing all of their royalty."
"No! I like the Hoshidan royals, except Takumi, but other than him they were pretty nice to me and I really wanted to hang out with Sakura more."Elise said.
"Well, what's your plan then. How exactly do you plan to stop anankos from making Nohr and hoshido destroy each other?"Grima asked knowing full well she had no plan.
"Well uhh."Elise pondered. Wait! Big sister said that father gave her a sword that exploded and killed her mother, and her mother cast a spell on hoshido that made it so no one wanted to fight, and the spell went away when she died. So if she doesn't die then the war won't start."
"Well, it's a start.I'm surprised you rat sized brain was able to come up with that much."
"Hey! Why have you been so mean after we got out of that void place?"Elise asked.
"Well, I could explain that or I could explain how to get into hoshido and stop the death of the queen.I'll let you pick which one."
Elise pouted."Hmph."
"Yeah, I thought so. Anyway just teleport there. yes, we can teleport don't yell! To teleport just think of a place you want to go and just activate your magic. Yes, it is that easy, shut up."Grima explained have enough of elise's shit.
"Hmph take all the fun out of it why don't you," Elise muttered.
Elise did what grima said than light surrounded her and when it disappeared she was in a alleyway in Hoshido.
Elise walked out of the alleyway and was entranced by the beauty of Hoshido.
This is hoshido! It's beautiful! Why would Xander ever want to destroy this place? Thought elise.
Elise wandered through hoshido taking in the sights not noticing the strange looks everyone was giving her.
Elise looked at the marketplaces and wanted to buy things only to realize she had no money.
Then she looked at the palace and remembered oh right need to stop everyone I love from dying or becoming depressed.
"Uh hey grima," Elise said.
"I would recommend you speak to me inside your mind unless you want to look insane. To do that just direct your thoughts at me."
"Like this?"
"Yes, now what do you want."
"Do we have any powers that would help us get into the Hoshidan palace?"
"We can turn invisible. To do that just think about turning invisible, it's really not that hard. Now if you excuse me I'm going to sleep."
"Wait WHAT!"
"OH MY ME, YOU EVEN YELL INSIDE YOUR HEAD!"
"What do you mean you're going to sleep, you're just gonna leave me here to do things by myself!?"
"Yes I'm tired, also the writer is tired of writing me."
"What does that even mean!?"
…
No response
"Grima."
….
"Grima!"
…..
"GRIMMMMMAAAAAA!"
Still nothing.
"Fine, I'll do it myself then you stupid snake monster!"
Elise turned invisible and walked to the royal palace.
Elise walks up to the palace guards completely invisible.
Elise waved her hands in front of guards who could still not see her.
Then she started making faces at them, hopping between them barely able to contain her laughter.
After doing this for several minutes elise moved on.
Only to get distracted by the look of the palace.
You see In Nohr the color white might as well not exist for how little of it there was, it was mostly just black and red, so one could understand if she was enraptured by the sheer amount of white in the Hoshidan palace.
Woah! This place is so bright I feel like I'm gonna go blind! I wonder why we don't have anything white in the castle. Did father not like it, or did anankos not like it. Either way, when I take over there's gonna be all sorts of colors. She thought.
Elise paused.
Take over? Where did that thought come from? Xander will be the one-to-.
Elise's thought were interrupted by a flashback of Xander trying to kill corrin, killing her and then ignoring her final words.
Suddenly the anger she felt earlier came as intense but definitely still there.
On second thought maybe he shouldn't be in charge. But in that case then Camilla would-. Wait no that would not end well. Maybe I should take the throne. Elise thought completely forgetting about Leo. I mean I'm kind, everyone likes me, I'm not insane, and with Grima's power I'm plenty strong.
You see what elise did not know was that grima was in fact not asleep. He just needs elise to not pay attention to him for a little while so he could further corrupt her thoughts.
He-he-he screw you naga if I can't have that world then this one will have to do. Even if I can't kill everyone taking over and ruling these idiots will give me all the satisfaction I need.
What grima did not know was that naga was, in fact, watching and laughing.
Authors notes
Yeah, so this is a comedy fic I came up with. I just thought it would be funny I probably won't update this too often though. Don't take Grima's powers too seriously.