It was a warm, with a slight breeze, being the only noise in a quiet night.
Atleast, until the ringing started…
-…Hello…?-England asked, still half asleep.
-IGGY! IGGY!-America's voice echoed throught the phone.-THIS IS HORRIBLE! THEY…!
-…Calm down, America.-England said, already feeling a headache coming.-Tell me what happenned…-He ordered.-And I hope, it's important enough, for you to call me in the middle of the night.-He added quietly.
-'Kay dude.-America said.-So, you know how much I love shooters right?-He said.-Well, Boss man didn't like me playing them, Said something like:"America! Stop playing those games all night! I can't sleep with all this loud banging! Or do you want me to ban you from video games for the next century?!"-America made a stupid voise impression of the president.-…I still wanted to play games, though, but boss man seemed really mad, so I thought, why not go to my friend Japan? Could probably join his anime maraton, right?
-…America, I don't need the whole story.-England said.-Just give me a summary…
-…Well, I saw an Aveyond 4 disc on one of the shelves, and asked Japan if I can play it…And then…I SAW SOMETHING HORIBBLE!-America yelled the last part.-THE CHARACTERS! IN THE GAME! LOOK LIKE US!
-…Wait, what?-England was a little confused.
-AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE?!-America asked rhetorically.-MY CHARACTER! THEY MADE HIM UNHEROIC AND STUPID!-He continued in rage.-FIRST THEY MADE HIM INTO A WEAK HERO THAT WAS IMMEDIATELY TURNED INTO A FROG! THEN, A COWARDY FERRYMAN THAT LOCKED HIMSELF IN A F%$%ING CELL WHILE RUNNING FROM SOME WEAK GOBLIN KING! AND LASTLY, BURNING HIS BOAT AND TURNING HIM INTO A FROG,AGAIN!-He sounded really mad.-WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THIS?! I AM A HEROICLY AMAZING HERO, NOT SOME COWARDY WEAKLING! IT'S SO UNFAIR!
-…America…-England said, in a strange, hollow tone.
-…Iggy?-America was a little confused.
-…STOP BLOODY CALLING ME, IN THE BLOODY MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, BECAUSE OF A BLOODY STUPID REASON, YOU BLOODY WANKER!