I an't dead yet, but as for the other story, I have stopped updating for a while, since my school makes me do an exam worth of work about every other day, so I didn't wright for a while
Also, this first chapter will have very little Splatoon stuff, as its meant to just showing the plot
That day started like any other, Although, for Jacob, it will be one he will never forget.
Jacob was shopping for a new TV, since his old one had a certain Wii remote still stuck in there, since the last time he played Mario kart, (Losing miserably) And 100% Won all of the matches and didn't throw it at the TV in rage... How he hasn't got a new TV since is beond me...
After buying a new 1080p TV, He went straight back to his home, to test it out. After around 10 minutes finding out with wire is the TV, Wii, and other devices, He turned on the TV... The moment of truth, will it turn on? Yes! it will! But it may have been discontented from other devices so he could never tell.
Deciding to mess around with the settings, he pressed a strange button he has never seen before, a button in the share of a strange looking squid.
Upon pressing said button, the TV shut off. "Welp, crap" Jacob thought, until it suddenly turned back online, showing what seemed to be a loading screen with squid-looking-things moving up the screen.
After a few seconds... The TV shut off again. But not without absorbing Jacob first.
I've set up a small poll, For if Jacob knows all about Splatoon, little about Splatoon, or completely nothing, since they will all change how the story will go.