"It's only the first day of school and we already have two lovebirds." Plagg teased.
"She's just a friend." Adrian exclaimed before gasping. He smiled to himself and glanced at Marionette. "A friend." His voice was full of awe and wonder.
Plagg deadpanned. Was this guy joking? He just gave him the biggest clue ever! Notice it goddamnit! Why was this one so oblivious? She's right there! She didn't even change her hairstyle or- anything! They have the same eyes, the same hair colour, they're the same freaking height! How many girls in Paris fit perfectly with the description of Ladybug? Just one, and she was standing right there. Even Tikki made a freaking appearance but this guy just has to look back at the wrong moment after Tikki dived back into the girl's jacket.
That's it. No more romantic help from Plagg. This boy was going to handle his love life by himself from now on, and the only romance in Plagg's life was going to be with his beloved Camembert cheese.