A/N: This idea hit me not so long ago. I wondered what it will be like if SpongeBob finally confessed his love for Sandy. Special guest star: Larry The Cable Guy. Let's get this show on the road!

It was another day in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom. We see SpongeBob SquarePants at the park with his friend, Sandy Cheeks.

"Ahh...Another beautiful day here in Bikini Bottom." SpongeBob said.

"Ahh...You say it SpongeBob." said Sandy. She noticed the look on SpongeBob's face and she looked confused. "Uh...SpongeBob?" SpongeBob was brought back to the real world.

"Yes?" SpongeBob asked.

"Nothin'" Sandy replied, blushing. She started staring at SpongeBob. "Gee. SpongeBob is the most funniest and most chamin' sponge in the entire underwater world. I sure love him more than science and karate." She thought talking her feelings for him.

SpongeBob was also blushing. "Sandy is the most smartest and the most beautiful squirrel I have ever laid my eyes on. I love her more than working at The Krusty Krab and jellyfishing." He thought talking about his feelings for Sandy.

"I'll never regret the day we met." They both thought. Little did they notice was they were touching each other's hand.

"Well, I guess I better get goin'" Sandy said, still blushing. The moment of them staring at each other was getting a bit awkward.

"Yeah. See ya later Sandy." said SpongeBob. They left the park.

SpongeBob got back to his house. He sighed like he was disappointed. Gary, his pet snail, noticed him. Gary meowed. "Oh, Gary, I've known Sandy for a long time. But I just don't think I have the courage to tell her how much I love her." Gary meowed again. "What was that, Gary?" He asked. Gary meowed. "You know how I can win Sandy's heart?" Gary meowed. "Well tell me, Gary! You've just got to tell me!" He exclaimed like he was in a hurry. Gary takes out a DVD case. SpongeBob snatches the case and reads the title. "How To Win That Girl's Heart" "Are you sure this will work, Gary?" Gary meowed. SpongeBob puts the DVD inside the DVD player and plays it.

"Is there a girl that you've come to love?" The Southern fish in the video asked.

"Yes." Replied SpongeBob.

"Have you known this girl for years and just don't you have the courage to tell her how much?"

"Yes."

"Then you're in luck! I'm Larry The Cable Fish. If you join me, she'll become your girlfriend in no time!" said the fish known as Larry The Cable Fish. " All right, let's Git'r Done! Step 1: Just Bein' Friends. Now you see, you don't wanna be strong too early. If you do, this girl just think you're creepy and she ain't gonna fall for ya! Here's a lil' demo to show you."

A female fish is seen working at a cubicle.

"Hi, Suzzy!" Exclaimed a male fish that came out of nowhere which made the female fish known as Suzzy scream in surprise and hit him with a broom.

"Ooh...Not a very good idea, is it?" said Larry The Cable Fish.

"No it isn't. And I've known Sandy for years." said SpongeBob.

"So right now, y'all just be friends. So on to step 2!"

A FEW STEPS LATER...

"And that brings us to our final step: Askin' The Girl Out."

Suzzy, the female fish from earlier is once again seen working in her cubicle.

"Hi, Suzzy" The male fish greeted.

"Hi, Harold." said Suzzy.

"Now, just play it cool when you do this step." said Larry The Cable Fish.

"So, Water Wars: The Fish Awakens has just came out today. What do you think about it?" Harold asked.

"It looks great." Suzzy replied.

"Would you like to go with me to see it?" Harold asked.

"Is this a date?" Suzzy asked back.

"Yes." Harold replied.

"Yes, I'll go with you." said Suzzy.

"And that's how you win that girl's heart. So Git'r Done!" said Larry The Cable Fish.

"Yeah. That's how I'm going to win Sandy' heart." said SpongeBob. He knew what he gotta do.