The Podcast of the Century
Lorry walked down the hallway only to be stopped by Stan Marsh. "Lorry, I need a favor from you." He said. Lorry smiled at him. "Sure, Stanny boy. What is it?" Stan grabbed her hand and led her into the computer lab where Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny were waiting. "She said yes, guys. Get to it." He said as he sat at one of the computers. "Kosher boy? Cartie? What are you guys doing?" Lorry asked, worried about what she had gotten herself into. Kyle walked over to her and gave her a script. Lorry looked it over. "What are we doing? A play?" she asked. Stan shook his head. "Nope. Podcast." He said simply. Kenny sat down and looked over the script in his own hands. "Cartman thought of this idea, and it's actually not that bad." Kyle said. Cartman walked over to Lorry and draped his arm over her shoulders. "You see, if Stan can hurry up and make that frickin' website, we can make this Podcast for everyone to watch and make money off it." Lorry nodded. "Ok… but, what's the Podcast about?" she asked, looking at how much she had to recite or memorize. Kenny walked over to her and whispered into her ear. "A love triangle… between me, Cartman, and you." Lorry's expression went from confused to scared. "What?" she squeaked. Her voice went up about two octaves when she was scared. "Relax, it's just for the camera." Kyle said. "You wouldn't be saying that if it was about Cartman, Kenny, and you! Everyone loves a good yaoi love triangle!" she countered. Kyle grimaced at the thought and went over to help Stan with the website. "Aw, what? Look at this cheesy stuff I have to say. 'She makes my heart flutter like a butterfly.' Who wrote this?!" Cartman yelled. "Whatever, let's just get this promo going!" Stan complained. Lorry walked over to the computer and looked at the website with Kyle. It had a few tabs at the top that lead to different areas of the website. There was even a voting tab to vote on which pairing you liked more. "Kerry or Cartry? Are you kidding me?" Lorry asked. Stan grabbed the camera and went outside with Kenny and Cartman. Kyle started working on the website more while Lorry studied her script. Then, she started humming a song her dad, Big Gay Al, sang sometimes because he liked the singer's voice. "Only you… can make this world seem right…Only you…can make the darkness bright… only you and you alone, can thrill me like you do. And, fill my heart with love for only you…" she sang softly, but Kyle heard her clearly. "That's a nice song. Where'd you hear it?" Lorry looked up from her script. "Daddy taught it to me. Big Gay Al." she said, knowing Kyle had no idea who her dad was. "Wait, your dad's Big Gay Al? How?" he inquired. "Ever hear of a surrogate? My dad paid a woman to give birth to me since he's gay. But, it's fine. I don't really need an actual mom. Mr. Slave's like my mom." She explained. Kyle continued on the website and then called Lorry over to look it over. "So, when someone subscribes to a full membership they pay $15 in advance to watch episodes. Then, when they want to watch any exclusive episodes, then have to pay extra. So, what do you think?" he asked. Lorry nodded. "You know, kosher boy? I think this is the start of a beautiful nightmare. But, hopefully, it'll become a dream." She joked. Kyle smiled and continued to edit the website to perfection.
Disclaimer: I do not own the song "Only You". That's the title of the song Lorry was singing. This story was also in part inspired by Cartman x Kyle by JoyHeart.