Starbucks Fun
Kid: Hello Hello its me Kid
Pikachu: I still don't like my name, YOU LET THE OTHERS CHOOSE THEIRS
Hikaru: He only let me choose mine, Roxas just liked her assigned name so
she stood by it
Pikachu: I still think its unfair
Roxas: Im so happy I got to choose my name
Pikachu: I hate you all sometimes
Kid: Well you haven't told me what you wanted it to be. Lets just move one here okay.
At Starbucks
Death the Kid walked into Starbucks one day when Hikaru and Kid were working. Death the kid ordered a Vanilla Spice Frappuccino that of course had to be perfectly symmetrical.
"Okay sir we will call your name when your drink is ready," said Hikaru. Talking to the customers was usual Kid's job (different person from Death the Kid) but Kid had collapsed on the ground after seeing his favorite anime character. Hikaru kicked Kid in the ribs and yelled, "WAKE UP."
Kid awoke and somehow heard what Death the Kid wanted. He made the drink and then Hikaru came up to him and said, "I have a plan" she whispered to make sure Death the Kid couldn't hear.
"We make his coffee totally asymmetrical that he has a major freak out!"
Kid thought this over, he loved messing with people but it was his favorite anime character. It was fun to mess with people though…
"Okay I'll do it," he replied
"Okay get a straw and start mushing everything up together," Hikaru said
Kid did exactly that the real Kid having no idea they were messing up his order in the worst ways imaginable. A couple seconds later Hikaru yelled, "Order for Death the Kid!"
"Finally its about damn ti…AHH"
And with that Kid had a major blood burst from his eyes and mouth. Hikaru high fived Kid and they dragged Death the Kid into an asymmetrical Dumpster.
Kid: So what do you think?
Pikachu: Its kinda hard to laugh at when you have no idea what is going on
Roxas: I have to agree with Pikachu on this one
Kid and Hikaru: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO LIVEN UP OUR READERS DAY
Pikachu: O o just review this one that's all I ask so I don't get destroyed
Chapter 2
And Then?
Pikachu: CHANGE MY NAME *throws tomahawk at Kid*
Kid: NEVER * ducks below tomahawk and fires at Pikachu*
Hikaru and Roxas: Idiots
Hikaru: This next one shows edward elric from fmabh it stars me and roxas because those two are fighting
At Starbucks
"DId you restock whatever crap we sell here?" asked Hikaru
"Yep we have everything we need," replied Roxas
"EXCEPT DAMN CUSTOMERS!" yelled Hikaru
*ding*
"CUSTOMER!" yelled both of the girls
Edward Elric came in looking as small as ever.
"I would like an egg salad sandwich," he said
"And then?" asked Hikaru
"And then some cheesecake brownies"
"and then?"
"Thats it thats all i want"
"And then?"
"OH HELL NO NOT THIS SHIT" he said
He bolted out the door running fast as hell. Hikaru followed him yelling,
" AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN!"
Pikachu: I win bitch change my name now
Kid: Never *coughs up blood* OVER MY DEAD BODY
Hikaru: HIKA CHOP X 2 *swings books down on Kid and Pikachu's head*
Roxas: Finally they are done now
Hikaru: there is one more thing REVEIW
