Chapter One
"GOOD MORNING STUDENTS, THIS IS Hizashi, ALL STUDENTS IN FIRST AND SECOND YEAR ARE TO REPORT TO THE ARENA, I REPEAT ALL STUDENTS IN FIRST AND SECOND YEAR ARE TO REPORT TO THE ARENA." Hizashi's voice blared over the speakers and they stared at each other in surprise.
"What is this about?" Iida wondered.
"It could be special training." Midoria said.
"Who cares shitty Deku, they said we have to go to the arena so we'll go to the arena." Bakugo said and the class left as one taking their schoolbooks with them. They were surprised by the variety of fruit that was displayed as well as how uncomfortable their teachers looked.
"GOOD MORNING LISTENERS, SO AS YOU GO FROM CHILD TO ADULT, YOU'LL BE FEELING AROUSAL FOR THE FIRST TIME. THIS ISN'T A BAD THING, IN FACT ITS A WONDERFUL THING AND YOU'LL LOOK BACK FONDLY AT THIS TIME IN YOUR LIVES. HOWEVER IN HERO WORK AND IN SEX, ITS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER SAFETY FIRST, SO THE TEACHERS AND I WILL BE TALKING ABOUT WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE WITH...HOW ITS LIKE TO...HOW ITS LIKE TO HAVE SEX, HOW YOU KNOW YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION AND IF YOU FEEL ANY BODY DYSMORPHIA. AS FUTURE HEROES ITS IMPORTANT THAT YOU KNOW YOURSELVES AT YOUR DEBUT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, OTHERWISE ITS INEVITABLE THAT THERE WILL BE BAD PUBLICITY, OR YOU WILL NEVER FEEL HAPPY WITH YOURSELF OR WITH YOUR PERSONAL LIFE." Preset said.
"WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK, SEXUAL DEMONSTRATIONS, FUCK NO I'M OUT OF HERE." Bakugo said.
"THIS IS A NON OPTIONAL LECTURE." EREASERHEAD said. "ITS NOT OPTIONAL FOR YOU OR US, DO YOU TRULY THINK I WANT TO SPEND MY TIME SHOWING A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS HOW TO PUT ON A DAMMED CONDOM? OR THAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY SEX LIFE WITH YOU? I'D MUCH RATHER BE CURLED INTO MY SLEEPING BAG, BUT NO. YOU IDIOTS ARE SO FULL OF HORMONES THAT WE HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU NOT ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IN ORDER TO BE SAFE, BUT THAT ITS OKAY TO LIKE THE SAME SEX, OR LIKE PEOPLE LIKE THIRTEEN, SLEEP WITH ONE PERSON OR A THOUSAND. IT'S OKAY TO HAVE MULTIPLE REALATIONSHIPS TOO. YOU KNOW THAT MANAGOMAOUS CIS GENDERED COUPLING IS NOT THE ONLY WAY TO GO ABOUT HAVING SEX, YET EVERY OTHER YEAR I HAVE TO STAND ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN STAGE AND GO OVER THIS SHIT ALL OVER AGAIN. IF ANY OF YOU PROBLEM CHILDREN TEST ME, I SWEAR THAT I WILL MAKE THIS SO VERY MUCH WORSE."
"EREASERHEAD, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT SEXUAL EDUCATION AND HOW UNCOMFORTABLE THIS MAKES YOU, BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN." Hizashi said and Aizawa glared at him. "MOVING ALONG, OUR FIRST DEMONSTRATION WILL BE ABOUT HOW TO PROPERLY PUT ON A CONDOM, IF YOU WOULD DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE LARGE SCREEN, Kayama WILL DO A DEMONSTARTION.
"RIGHT KIDS, SO YOU KNOW THERE ARE RIGHT AND WRONG WAYS TO PUT ON CONDOMS DURING SEX, ITS ALWAYS IMPORTANT THAT YOU USE A GOOD AMOUNT OF LUBE, IT FEELS BETTER THAT WAY. NOW LETS MEET OUR FRIEND MR BANANA." Kayama said and everyone blushed as Kayama grabbed a banana and a unopened banana. "MR BANANA NEEDS A CONDOM TO FEEL ALL SAFE AND NOT WIND UP HAVING LITTLE BANANAS."
"Kayama WE'VE DISCUSSED THIS EVERY TIME, THEY AREN'T THREE." Hizashi said.
"I KNOW BUT AT LEAST THIS WAY I CAN TALK ABOUT IT, SHUT UP Hizashi. NOW KIDS MR BANANA'S FRIEND MR CONDOM WANTS TO PLAY WITH HIM. FIRST YOU OPEN MR CONDOM'S HOUSE, SEE HOW HE'S ALL CURLED IN ON HIMSELF? YOU PUT THE TIP OF MR BANANA INTO MR CONDOM'S HOLE AND THEN YOU ROLL UP MR CONDOM, SO HE FITS NICE AND TIGHT OVER MR. BANANA." She demonstrated and smiled at the students.
"WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK WAS THAT?" Bakugo demanded.
"HOW YOU PUT ON A CONDOM BAKUGO, NOW IF YOU KEEP SPEAKING OUT OF TURN, YOU WILL GET A DETENTION. IF YOU NEED TO SEE A DEMONSTRATION AGAIN OR YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS AFTER EVERYONE GIVES THEIR PRESENTATION PLEASE WAIT UNTIL AFTER WE FINISH." Aizawa said.
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Krishima said and Aizawa's eyebrow twitched.
"DETENTION."
"TOTALLY WORTH IT." Krishima said and many people laughed, Krishima basked in the laughter as Aizawa turned bright red.
"MOVING ON, MR BANANA HAS ANOTHER FRIEND, MRS WATERMELON." Kayama said and the camera panned to a watermelon with a hole in it. "BUT IT'S NOT NICE TO JUST PLAY WITH MRS. WATERMELON, FIRST YOU HAVE TO MAKE MRS WATERMELON READY TO PLAY WITH YOU. YOU DO THIS IN MANY WAYS, YOU CAN PLAY WITH MRS. WATERMELON'S FRIEND PEACHES, YOU CAN TOUCH THE AREA AROUND MRS. WATERMELON, OR YOU CAN JUST FINGER MRS. WATERMELON UNTIL SHE IS NICE AND STRETCHED FOR MR. BANANA." Kayama said and started inserting one finger into the watermelon. "IF ITS MRS. WATERMELON'S FIRST TIME PLAYING WITH MR BANANA, ITS IMPORTANT TO GO SLOW AND MAKE SURE YOU COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER. IT CAN BE PAINFUL FOR MRS. WATERMELON TO PLAY WITH MR. BANANA, SO ITS IMPORTANT TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE READY. NOW WE PUT IN A FINGER INTO MRS WATERMELON AND MOVE IT AROUND, IF MRS WATERMELON WANTS IT, YOU CAN ADD A SECOND FINGER AND THEN WHEN MRS. WATERMELON IS READY, ADD MR BANANA. IF YOU ARE PLAYING WITH TWO MR. BANANAS, STRETCHING IS EVEN MORE IMPORTANT BEFORE INSERTING MR. BANANA INTO YOUR ASS." She said and everyone stared at her. "ITS IMPORTANT TO ALWAYS USE CONDOMS IF PLAYING WITH TWO MR. BANANAS NOT ONLY DOES IT GET MESSY, BUT MR BANANA CAN FEEL SICK WITHOUT HIS FRIEND MR CONDOM. IF YOU DON'T PUT ON MR BANANA'S FRIEND MR CONDOM WHILE PLAYING WITH MRS. WATERMELON, YOU CAN FILL UP MRS WATERMELON AND MRS. WATERMELON WILL HAVE BABY MELONS AND THAT IS SOMETHING NONE OF YOU IS IN ANY WAY READY FOR. YOU CAN SEE RECOVERY GIRL, TO GET SUPPLIES AND PROTECT MRS WATERMELON FROM HAVING BABY MELONS."
"THANK YOU Kayama, WE'RE SAVING QUESTIONS UNTIL AFTER THIS. NOW I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HOW I FIRST KNEW THAT I WAS BI. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I STARTED GETTING AROUSED BY PEOPLE, I WAS CONFUSED BECAUSE EVERYONE MADE ME AROUSED. I KNEW THAT IT WAS OKAY TO LIKE WHOEVER I LIKED AS LONG AS I WAS HONEST ABOUT IT. EVEN IF OTHERS WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THAT YOUR WRONG, MOST PEOPLE KNOW NOW THAT LOVE IS NEVER WRONG. IT CAN BE A CONFUSING TIME IN A YOUNG PERSON'S LIFE THOUGH. YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF CRUSHING ON YOUR FRIENDS, OR FELLOW STUDENTS. THIS IS PERFECTLY NATURAL AND YOU CAN EITHER LET THESE FEELINGS FADE, OR CONFESS THEM. I FELT CONFUSED IN HIGH SCHOOL, BECAUSE I LIKED TWO OF MY FRIENDS, A BOY AND A GIRL, I CONFESSED TO THEM BOTH AND HOW I LIKED BOTH OF THEM, THEY BOTH LIKED ME AND EACH OTHER TOO. SO NOW I'M IN A COMMITTED TRIAD, I WON'T TELL YOU THEIR NAMES, BECAUSE THAT'S DANGEROUS FOR US, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN GUESS."
"Hizashi!" Eraserhead protested.
"NO ONE HAS OUTED US SO FAR HOWEVER, YOU NEED TO REALIZE HOW DANGEROUS IT IS, TO HAVE WHO YOU LOVE BE WIDELY KNOWN AS HEROES. VILLAINS WILL TRY TO USE THOSE YOU SLEPT WITH EVEN ONCE AGAINST YOU."
"WELL WITH THAT CHEERY NOTE, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO SPEAK, WHY FOR I AM HERE." All Might said smiling blindingly at the students. "THERE ARE SOME WHO DON'T FEEL AROUSAL IN THE SAME WAY OTHERS DO, I AM ONE OF THEM. I ONLY FEEL AROUSAL WITH ANOTHER PERSON, UNTIL AFTER I KNOW THEM OR HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME. THIS IS CALLED BEING DEMISEXUAL AND YOUR DEMISEXUAL IF YOU ONLY FEEL ATTRACTION TOWARDS THOSE YOU SHARE A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH. THERE'S ALSO ASEXUAL WHERE YOU FEEL NO DESIRE AT ALL AND ALL MANNER OF OTHER KINDS OF SEXUAL DESIRE. SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ATTRACTED TO ANIMALISTIC HUMANOIDS, OTHERS ARE ATTRACTED TO ROBOTS, OR SPACEMEN, OR BLOCKS OF CEMENT. THERE'S NO ONE WAY TO FEEL ATTRACTION AND CHANCES ARE EVEN IF YOU LOOK DIFFERENT THAN MOST OTHER PEOPLE, THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE THAT IS ATTRACTED TO YOU. WHAT YOU DO WITH THIS ATTRACTION IS UP TO YOU, AND NOW MY AWESOMELY SPACEY FRIEND WILL SPEAK, TAKE IT AWAY THIRTEEN."
"ALONG WITH SEXUAL DESIRE, YOU MIGHT FEEL SOMETHING CALLED DYSMORPHIA, THIS IS GREATER THAN SIMPLY FEELING POOR SELF ESTEEM. YOU LEGITIMATELY HATE THIS PART ABOUT YOURSELF, EVEN IF OTHERS SAY YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING, YOU FAIL TO BELIEVE THEM BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ARE UGLY AND THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. IF YOU DON'T GET HELP WITH YOUR DYSMORPHIA, YOU CAN DO THINGS LIKE SELF HARM, OR EVEN IN SOME CASES KILL YOURSELF. IF YOU DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN SKIN, NO MATTER WHAT SORT OF SKIN YOU HAVE, COME SEE ME AND WE'LL TALK. MOST PEOPLE FEEL STRONGLY THAT THEY ARE A MAN, OR A WOMAN AND MOST PEOPLE ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FEEL THEY ARE THE SEX THEY ARE ASSIGNED AT BIRTH. SOME HOWEVER CAN BE BORN A MAN AND FEEL LIKE THEY ARE A WOMAN, OR BE BORN A WOMAN AND FEEL LIKE THEY ARE A MAN. THIS IS PERFECTLY NATURAL AND ITS JUST A PART OF WHO THAT PERSON IS. I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE A MAN OR A WOMAN AND I PREFER ZE, ZIM PRONOUNS, BUT YOU CAN SAY THEY OR THEM, I JUST FIND ZE PRONOUNS TO BE LESS CONFUSING BECAUSE THEY IS PLAURAL, ZE IS SINGULAR AND ZIM IS PLAURAL. I UNDERSTAND IT TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO FOR SOME STUDENTS. I'M ALSO PANSEXUAL, BUT I ONLY HAVE SEX WITH CONSENTING ADULTS THAT DON'T MIND HAVING TO DO IT THROUGH A SPACESUIT. THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT TYPES OF QUIRKS AND MINE REQUIRES ME TO BE IN A SPACESUIT AT ALL TIMES. LUCKILY MY NATURAL STATE DOES NOT SWEAT AND IS NOT DIRTY LIKE MOST LIFEFORMS, BUT MY SPACESUIT CAN GET DAMAGED OR DIRTY. IF THAT HAPPENS I HAVE MY FRIENDS HELP ME GET TO ANOTHER SUIT. MANY PEOPLE NEED ADAPTABLE SUITS, OR OTHER FORMS OF ASSISTANCE WITH THEIR QUIRKS, THIS IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT AND IF YOU FEEL YOU MIGHT NEED SOME FORM OF ASSITANCE GEAR, SEE THE SUPPORT DEPARTMENT. IF YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT YOUR GENDER YOU CAN ALWAYS TALK TO ME. ANYTHING YOU SAY TO ME WILL BE KEPT CONFIDENSAL. IF YOU FEEL UNCERTAIN ABOUT ANYTHING YOU CAN ALWAYS TALK TO ME OR HOUND DOG. IN ADDITION TO TEACHING THE THIRD YEAR SEARCH AND RESCUE SPECIALIZATION COURSES, I AM ALSO A LISENCED THERAPIST, AS IS HOUND DOG. OUR APPROACHES ARE DIFFERENT, SO IT'S UP TO YOU WHO YOU WANT TO SEE."
"THAT WAS A GREAT SPEECH THIRTEEN, SOME PREFER TO HAVE A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP, BUT OTHERS LIKE ME LIKE TO HAVE MANY ONE NIGHT STANDS. I PREFER NOT TO BECOME EMOTIONALLY ATTATCHED TO THOSE I SLEEP WITH AND CONTRARY TO WHAT SOME PEOPLE THINK, THAT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL. HOWEVER ITS BEST TO BE UP FRONT AND HONEST WITH ANYONE YOU WISH TO HAVE SEX WITH. YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHAT SORT OF RELATIONSHIP YOU WANT AND WHAT YOUR COMFORTABLE WITH. THAT BEING SAID, ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS. PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND."
A girl raised her hand. "WHY DID ONLY HERO TEACHERS SPEAK?"
"IT IS REQUIRED THAT ALL STAFF BE PRESENT, BUT NOT ALL STAFF NEED TO GIVE DEMONSTRATIONS, OR TALK ABOUT THEIR SEX LIVES. WHAT WE SHARED WITH YOU IS DEEPLY PERSONAL AND NOT ALL ARE COMFORTABLE DISCUSSING THAT SORT OF THING. AS HEROES IT IS OUR DUTY TO SPEAK BEFORE OTHERS AND TO SAVE OTHERS, EVEN IF IT IS FROM EMBARASSMENT." Hizashi said.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE GAY?" Aoyoma asked.
"TRUST ME, IF YOU FIND YOURSELF OGLING MEN'S ASSES OR ASSETS MORE THAN WOMAN'S, OR AVOID LOOKING AT THEM ENTIRELY, YOU MOST LIKELY ARE GAY. IF YOU FEEL NO ATTRACTION TOWARDS WOMEN, YOU ARE ALSO MOST LIKELY GAY."
"THANK YOU MON CHERE, FOR SHINING A BRILLAINT LIGHT." Aoyoma said and smiled. "A TRUE HERO ALWAYS SPEAKS UP, EVEN IF IT ISN'T FOR THEMSELVES."
"VERY TRUE AOYOMA, I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS IMPRESSIVE THAT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE. MOST ARE NOT SO LUCKY." Hizashi said and smiled at Aoyoma. "ITS IMPORTANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF."
Iida raised his hand. "SIR HOW DO I PREVENT MYSELF FROM MAKING MY FELLOW STUDENTS UNCOMFORTABLE, IS THERE A RIGHT WAY TO CONFESS MY FEELINGS TO PREVENT THEM FROM FEELING DISCOMFORT?"
"NO THERE ISN'T IIDA, THAT IS ALWAYS AN UNCOMFORTABLE CONVERSATION TO HAVE. HOWEVER EITHER THEY FEEL THE SAME OR THEY DON'T AND MOST FEEL COMPLIMENTED BY YOUR REGARD, EVEN IF THEY CAN'T RETURN THAT REGARD THEMSELVES."
A girl from the General Ed department. "WHAT CAN BE CONSIDERED HARASSEMENT."
"IF YOU DO NOT DROP YOUR PROSUIT OF SOMEONE, WHEN THEY SAY THEY AREN'T INTERESTED IN YOU. IF YOU LOOK AT PEOPLE WHILE THEY ARE NAKED WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION, IF YOU ATTEMPT TO MAKE OVERTLY SEXUAL ADVANCES THAT MAKE OTHERS UNCOMFORTABLE THESE ARE ALL HARASSEMENT. THERE ARE CERTAIN STUDENTS THAT NEED TO WORK ON NOT BEING ASSHOLES, BUT YOUR ALL YOUNG. YOU CAN CHANGE AND HOPEFULLY SOME OF YOU WILL, OR I DOUBT YOU WILL MAKE IT TO GRADUATION. SOME HEROES ARE OVERTLY SEXUAL AND THAT'S ALRIGHT, BUT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING OVERTLY SEXUAL AND MAKING OTHERS FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. IF OTHERS SHOW SIGNS THAT THEY ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH YOUR BEHAVIOR, YOU SHOULD MOST LIKELY STOP DOING THAT BEHAVIOR. THERE ARE SOME THAT CONTINUE THE BEHAVIOR AND GO ONTO TO BE HEROES, BUT THE CIVILLAINS DON'T TRUST THEM AS MUCH AS OTHER HEROES. SOME HAVE EVEN FOUND THAT THEY HAVE HAD TO STOP BEING HEROES ENTIRELY, AS SEXUAL ALLIGATIONS AND PRESSURE BY THE MEDIA HAVE GROWN TOO STRONG FOR THEM."
"WHAT ABOUT ABUSIVE ASSHOLE HEROES, HOW DO YOU GO ABOUT POLICING THEM?" Midoria asked and everyone stared at him shocked, Midoria was well known by pretty much everyone as being the biggest hero fan boy on campus.
"THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE PROOF OF ABUSE, EVERYONE CAN MAKE CLAIMS AGAINST A HERO AND SOME DO JUST BECAUSE THEY TAKE JOY IN OTHER'S SUFFERING. IF HOWEVER YOU ARE THINKING OF SOMEONE IN PARTICULAR, YOU CAN ALWAYS REPORT YOUR CONCERNS TO A CONFIDENTAL TIP LINE FOR DOMESTIC ABUSE, IF THAT'S WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT AND IF YOU SUSPECT SOMETHING ABOUT A CLASSMATE, YOU SHOULD REPORT IT. SOMETIMES BEING A TRUE FRIEND MEANS TAKING SOMEONE FROM AN ABUSIVE SITUATION. IF YOU FEEL SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT, IT IS YOUR DUTY AS FUTURE PROTECTORS TO COME FORWARD."
"WHAT IF YOU LIVE IN A HOMOPHOBIC HOUSEHOLD, HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH HOMOPHOBIA?" Midoria demanded.
"THAT IS ACTUALLY A GOOD QUESTION, AS FAR AS I KNOW, NONE OF OUR STUDENTS HAVE SHOWN SIGNS OF HOMOPHOBIA, BUT THERE ARE THOSE OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL THAT MAY BE HOMOPHOBIC. THEY DON'T FEEL THAT PEOPLE SHOULD LOVE ANYONE BUT THE SAME SEX, THERE ARE MANY REASONS FOR THIS, BUT THE MOST COMMON IS STILL RELIGION. THESE SORTS OF BELIEFS CAN CONTINUE FOR GENERATIONS, BUT THEY ARE INACCURATE AT BEST AND HAVE NO GOOD ARGUEMENT. USUALLY WHEN PRESSED THEY SAY ITS BECAUSE ITS DISGUSTING, OR WRONG OR ITS PART OF THEIR RELIGIOUS DOCTURN, BUT LOVE IS LOVE AND LOVE ALWAYS WINS OVER HATE. YOU DON'T TELL SUCH PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE WRONG, YOU LET THEM CONTINUE TO THINK AS THEY DO AND YOU DON'T LET SMALL MINDED ASSHOLES GET TO YOU. IF YOU GROW UP IN A HOMOPHOBIC HOUSEHOLD, IT'S HARD TO OVERCOME THE HATRED YOU HAVE BEEN TAUGHT, BUT USUALLY A LIVE AND LET LIVE POLICY IS BEST."
"WHAT IF YOU'RE AFRAID TO COME CLEAN ABOUT YOUR SEXUALITY." Aoyama demanded.
"YOUR SEXUALITY IS NO ONE'S BUISNESS BUT YOURS, HOWEVER GENERALLY SPEAKING THOSE THAT LIVE THEIR TRUTH ARE HAPPIER THAN THOSE THAT DENY THEMSELVES HAPPINESS TO PLEASE OTHERS OR PROTECT THEMSELVES. PLEASE RAISE YOUR HANDS IN FUTURE AND WE'LL ANSWER AS MANY QUESTIONS AS WE CAN."
A girl raised her hand and she was called on. "WHAT ABOUT IF YOU LIKE GIRLS, WHAT DO YOU DO THEN? THAT WASN'T COVERED IN THE DEMONSTRATIONS."
"I FORGOT ABOUT THAT DIDN'T I, I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT SOMETHING." Kayama said. "I'M SORRY, WELL LETS GO BACK TO OUR FRIEND MRS. WATERMELON, SOMETIMES MRS. WATERMELON LIKES ANOTHER MRS. WATERMELLON. MRS. WATERMELON CAN SATISFY THEM IN A VARIETY OF WAYS, MOSTLY INVOLVING SEXUAL TOYS AND TONGUING, TEETH SHOULD NEVER BE INVOLVED IN GIVING SOMEONE ELSE A BLOW JOB AND ALL MRS. WATERMELONS HAVE A NUB THAT GIVES THEM SEXUAL PLEASURE IF YOU STIMULATE IT CORRECTLY. THERE ARE ALSO STRAP ON COCKS, VIBRATORS, BUTT PLUGS, A VARIETY OF WHIPS, ROPES AND OTHER PARAFHINALIA THAT CAN BE USED DURING SEX. IF YOUR ENGAGING IN SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW THE HISTORY OF, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SHARE FLUIDS."
"WHAT ABOUT THREESOMES?" Some brave student asked.
"SAME RULES APPLY, JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU DON'T LEAVE ANYONE OUT, OR IF YOU WANT TO FOCUS YOUR ATTENTION ON ONE PERSON, THEY WILL BE VERY APPRECIATIVE." Kayama said stressing the appreciative and Midoria started muttering furiously as both Hizashi and Aizawa blushed.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE LIKES YOU BACK?" Some guy asked.
"USUALLY IF YOU CATCH THEM STARING AT YOU, THERE'S OTHER MORE SUBTILE SIGNS AS WELL, IT JUST DEPENDS ON THE PERSON. SOMETIMES PEOPLE WILL GIVE THEMSELVES AWAY BY AVOIDING TALKING ABOUT ROMANCE, AT OTHER TIMES THEY CAN ACT LIKE THEY ARE FLIRTING FOR FUN, BUT IF THEY ARE FLIRTING MORE WITH JUST ONE PERSON ITS USUALLY A SIGN THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO GET UP THE COURAGE TO ASK FOR A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP." Aizawa said. "WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THREE MORE QUESTIONS, THEN WE CAN ALL GO BACK TO OUR NORMAL ACHEDIMIC SCHEDULE AND IF ANYONE EVER MENTIONS THIS TO ME, YOU WILL REGRET IT."
"ARE YOU DATING ANYONE SENSEI AIZAWA?" Some brave soul asked.
"MY PERSONAL LIFE IS JUST THAT, PERSONAL." Aizawa said and pinched the bridge of his nose.
"ARE YOU GRUMPY ALL THE TIME BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET LAID?" Another impossibly brave student asked.
"THAT'S MORE SLEEP DEPERVATION AND DEALING WITH ANNOYING BRATTY BABY HEROES." Aizawa said loosing his temper slightly.
"NOW KIDS LETS NOT PICK ON AIZAWA, THAT'S NOT THE PURPOSE OF THIS LECTURE." All Might said.
"WHAT ABOUT YOU ALL MIGHT SENSEI ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?" Someone asked and All Might hacked up blood.
"WHILE THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE I ADMIRE, IT WOULD BE UNFAIR OF ME TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE. I HAVE HEALTH ISSUES AND I HAVE DEDICATED MY LIFE TOWARDS BEING THE BEST HERO I CAN BE. I ALSO HAVE MANY PEOPLE WHO WANT ME DEAD AND IT IS LIKELY THAT ONE OF MY ENEMIES WILL SOON SUCEED IN KILLING ME. I CANNOT ASK ANYONE TO ENGAGE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME, WHILE MY FUTURE REMAINS THE WAY A SEER I KNOW HAS SEEN IT."
"ALL MIGHT SENSEI, WHAT IF DATING SOMEONE CHANGED YOUR FUTURE?" Midoria asked. "EVEN IF IT DOESN'T, THE LIFE OF A HERO IS FULL OF UNCERTAINTY AND ANYONE CAN DIE AT ANY TIME. ISN'T IT BRAVER TO LOVE SOMEONE DESPITE WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN, THAN TO NEVER HAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ALL? WE RISK HURTING OUR BODIES AND YET IT SEEMS WHAT EVERYONE IS SAYING IS THAT THEY DO NOT WISH TO RISK HURTING THEIR HEARTS. ISN'T LOVING SOMEONE WORTH THE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SOMEDAY LOOSE THEM? I TREASURE EVERY MOMENT I SPEND LEARNING FROM MY SENSEIS AND WITH MY CLASSMATES, IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO ANY OF YOU, I'D BE DEVISTATED, BUT I'D RATHER KNOW YOU AND LOOSE YOU, THAN NEVER KNOW YOU. IF I LOVED SOMEONE, I DON'T THINK I'D BE ABLE TO HIDE IT, SO ARE YOU TELLING ME I CAN'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE BECAUSE OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN? THAT I HAVE TO HIDE WHO I LOVE OR THEY MIGHT BE IN DANGER? CAN'T I FIND A WAY TO PROTECT MYSELF AND THE PEOPLE I MIGHT BE INVOLVED WITH?"
"IF PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU LOVE, THEY KNOW WHO TO TARGET. WHAT YOUR SAYING IS SO INCREDIBLY NAIVE." Aizawa said and Midoria glared at him.
"WOULDN'T THEY BE A TARGET ANYWAY? NOT EVEN THE QUIRKLESS AREN'T SAFE, BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE TARGETED JUST BECAUSE THEY KNOW HEROES. SAFETY IS SOMETHING THAT CAN NEVER BE ASSURED IN OUR WORLD, BUT WHAT'S THE POINT IN BEING A HERO IF YOU CAN NEVER SHOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THOSE AROUND YOU. WE'RE PEOPLE TOO."
"SOME ARE OPEN MIDORIA, MY PARENTS FIGHT TOGETHER AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THEY LOVE ONE ANOTHER. HOWEVER THEY ARE BOTH VERY STRONG HEROES WITH ENTIRE TEAMS OF PEOPLE BEHIND THEM AND WE DO OUR BEST TO DEFEND OURSELVES. STILL THEY NEVER HID THE REALITY OF HERO WORK FROM ME, THAT ONE DAY THEY MIGHT NOT MAKE IT BACK. EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE SECURITY AND SAFETY IN NUMBERS AND TECH, YOU CAN STILL BE HURT, YOU CAN STILL DIE AND LEAVE BEHIND THE ONES YOU LOVE HURTING AND ALONE. THAT IS PART OF WHAT WE RISK BY BEING HEROES, BUT YOU CANNOT JUDGE THOSE WHO DECIDE TO KEEP THEIR LOVE A SECRET, OR NOT TO HAVE PARTNERS FOR FEAR OF HURTING THEM OR BEING HURT WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG. THERE ARE HEROES LIKE YOU AND LIKE ME, WHO WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO HIDE THEIR LOVE, PEOPLE THAT ARE TOO OPEN TO NOT SHARE THEIR FEELINGS WITH THE WORLD. THERE ARE OTHERS TOO HOWEVER, WHO WISH TO KEEP WHAT THEY HOLD DEAR SECRET FOR FEAR IT WILL BE TAKEN FROM THEM. OTHERS YET THAT DECIDE THAT ITS BETTER NOT TO LOVE ANYONE AT ALL, BECAUSE LOOSING THAT LOVE HURTS TOO MUCH. THEN THERE ARE THOSE THAT LOVE NO ONE BUT THEMSELVES, AND THOSE THAT DON'T EVEN LOVE THEMSELVES. LOVE COMES IN MANY FORMS, BUT I FEEL THAT IT IS BETTER TO BE OPEN AND HONEST ABOUT THOSE YOU CARE FOR, THAN TO NEVER ADMIT TO YOUR FEELING. I TOO TREASURE MY TIME AT UA LEARNING ALONGSIDE MY COMRADES AND BECOMING A BETTER HERO, HOWEVER YOU CANNOT JUDGE OTHERS BASED ONLY UPON HOW YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DO. IT IS DIFFERENT IF SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING CONTRARY TO THE LEARNING ENVIROMENT, OR SOMETHING THAT HARMS ANOTHER STUDENT, BUT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE AND WHAT THEY DECIDE TO DO WITH THEIR LIVES."
"IF YOU WISH TO CARRY ON THIS DISAGREEMENT, DO SO IN YOUR FREE TIME, I HAVE NO DESIRE TO HEAR YOU ARGUE OVER MY LOVE LIFE OR LACK THERE OF." Aizawa said and glared at them. "NONE OF YOU HAS THAT RIGHT, EXCEPT FOR THOSE I MIGHT BE WITH. THIS LECTURE IS OVER, GO ON BREAK AND THEN GO TO YOUR NORMAL CLASSES."
As one the students left the arena, all were thinking about what had been said and would be for some time to come
