OK! Some background information. First off, I ship EriSol like crazy, but usually only as troll. Then why, do you ask, did I write them as humans? The answer: I'm super lazy and haven't read Homestuck in a while and don't remember a lot of the terms trolls use. ^.^ So this is an AU and it's super random and probably a one shot unless someone just desperately wants more to the story or something (which I seriously doubt). Mmm… also, don't ask me why they get angry and start making out. I know they're humans… but I mean haven't you ever been so angry with a hot somebody you just want to grab them and force yourself on them or something? That's probably just me; I know I'm a freak.

Anyway. Enjoy. Give me feedback. Advice. Tips. Something.

"Eridan, what are you doing?" Sollux muttered, scooting away from the persistent hipster. It was already 6 o'clock. Eridan had told Sollux he was only going to stop by for a little bit, but he'd already been in Sollux's apartment for half an hour.

"I'm just trying to see what you're doing." Eridan replied, casually leaning closer to have a better view of Sollux's computer screen.

Sollux shifted away uncomfortably. "Why are you here again? I thought you said you wanted to ask me something about your computer. I'd appreciate it if you left. I have to meet with FF soon." He added spitefully.

Eridan stiffened and bared his teeth, grabbing Sollux's hair and pressing his lips against his ear to hiss, "You just like to rub that in, don't you, you selfish asshole."

Sollux shouldered Eridan, getting to his feet. "Oh that's fucking cute. You're jealous. You can't get anyone to stay with you, so you just feel the need to ruin FF's happiness by being overprotective and obnoxious."

Eridan growled and shoved Sollux, forcing him to stumble backwards. "Say that again, you stuck up fucking asshole. I'm a better choice than you any day. I'm amazing, rich, and fucking sexy. I also don't have a stupid lisp and social problems."

"I hate you and your pathetic self so much!" Sollux spat out. "You talk like you aren't fucking miserable, but everyone knows how worthless you are; you know it too!"

Eridan jumped on him, forcing him to the floor and trapping him down with his body. "I hate you so much fucking more. You took the most important thing in my life from me." He grabbed Sollux on either side of his face and kissed him angrily.

Sollux snarled at him and fisted his hands in Eridan's hair, pulling him closer. Their lips crashed against each other's violently, crushing and brushing. Eridan raked his fingernails down Sollux's side and he retaliated by biting Eridan's lip until his blood dribbled down his chin. Eridan shoved his tongue in Sollux's mouth and Sollux's tongue answered, twining viciously around Eridan's. Eridan let lose a low noise in his throat, somewhere between a moan and a growl and ran his hand down Sollux's chest, his nails lightly grazing. Sollux shivered under his touch, and started to rip at Eridan's clothes.

Eridan attacked Sollux's neck hungrily, showering it with bites and kisses. Sollux moaned, and finished undressing Eridan before hurriedly unbuttoning his own shirt.

Suddenly, the door swung up.

"Sollux?" Feferi stood wide eyed in the doorway, her face dark red. She swallowed.

Sollux sat up quickly, shoving Eridan away from him, scarlet. "FF! I—uh—I-I can explain!"

Eridan grabbed his clothes, covering himself. "Aww, shit, Fef!"

"I um… I better go…" Feferi stared at them a moment more before turning and running back the way she came.

"Fuck!" Eridan and Sollux exclaimed together.