Liz sat there watching her betrothed set up the equipment. She watched his muscles ripple as he adjusted the mics, and typed on the keyboard. Her gaze was fixed on Tuna intently when suddenly she jumped at a knock on the door. Her focus on him had been broken as Epic, George, and Nick walked into the room. They murmured amongst themselves about something as they entered the room, and then greeted Liz happily. They were all excited to start the podcast. Liz smiled then tapped Tuna on the shoulder, signaling him to begin the show.
"Welcome to Citizen Kaine's Live Podcast. I am Liz, your host! And a big warning right away, that if you don't like swearing get the fuck out. This is an eighteen plus podcast!" said Liz happily. Epic giggled and smirked, she loved it when Liz swore. Epic ran her fingers through her hair a bit and composed herself quickly. She had to remember she had a boyfriend, who she loved dearly. She also reminded herself that Liz loved Tuna. Liz began pulling up news articles to present to the listeners.
"Woman charged for having sex with a horse."
"Man steals semi truck full of eggs."
"Teacher gives middle schooler lap dance"
Liz listed off and began reading each article. George and Nick began losing focus as the podcast went on. They glanced at each other then began looking up sports articles on George's phone. They leaned in close together, staring at the phone. They sat shoulder to shoulder, and a blush began to spread across Nick's face. He secretly had a bit of a crush on George, and was hoping he would notice him, but George was very focused on the sports event.
Liz realized what they were doing and turned to them"Get off the fucking phone! We're trying to run a podcast here!", she said with a stern look on her face. George apologized and put away the phone, and Nick quickly scooted away from George. With that Liz decided to call a break and for ten minutes they played music. Liz looked to Tuna during the break and gently stroked his cheek. Tuna leaned towards her and gave her a quick kiss. Liz smiled at this and Epic sat there, wishing it was her. Her boyfriend crossed her mind once more and she shook her head. No, Epic couldn't like Liz. These feelings were just developing feelings of love, sisterly love. That is it, and nothing more! She told herself this over and over. Liz gave Tuna another kiss then the show went live again.
They continued with more news stories, and personal stories. Liz regaled tales of her job at a porn store. George regaled tales of being Asian. Epic sat there making funny and sometimes sarcastic comments. And Nick and Tuna sat there helping run the show. The sexual tension grew stronger and stronger in the room and suddenly Epic turned to Liz.
"I am in lesbians with you."
"I know you are Epic."
And then suddenly a giant make out session broke out. George with Nick, and Epic with Liz. Tuna eventually got to join in with Liz and Epic and they all made out.
Suddenly Liz woke up in a cold sweat. That was the weirdest and one of the more disturbing dreams she's had in a while. She glanced at the clock seeing that the podcast would have to start soon so she headed to her recording room. Liz sat there watching her betrothed set up the equipment. She watched his muscles ripple as he adjusted the mics, and typed on the keyboard. Her gaze was fixed on Tuna intently when suddenly she jumped at a knock on the door.