A.N: This story is narrated by VisserZer0 who witnessed this event. It is typed by natureboy3. This is going to seem very random, but it actually happened!
This was the funniest day of my entire year! It happened during second period band. We were playing our warm up when my friend (DGM) did one of the dumbest things possible. He had a full bottle of water and began to pour it down his trumpet! I started laughing my head off and he emptied the water out of his spit valve. We played, and then he started it again. Some other trumpet player began to freak out and shrieked.
"Ahh! You're pouring water down your trumpet!" or some other form of intolerable crap. This is were I prove a scientific theory. It's the funniest yet! DGM got funnier. He poured more water down his trumpet and started drinking from the bell! I laughed so hard I peed! (That proves you can laugh so hard that you pee!)
Some girl who played the saxophone turned around and the look on her face was priceless. No! Don't leave! There's more! DGM put his mouthpiece (witch is full of disgusting stuff like dried spit) into his water bottle and he drank out of that too! Remember that the mouthpiece is full of dried spit. I mentioned this to him and he laughed harder.
There's more! There's this one kid who plays the saxophone and he had a water bottle too. He came up with the idea of having DGM pour water into his mute and put it in his trumpet, but no, he had to go and drink from the darn thing! He even told the band teacher that he did that and the band teacher did not care! To sum it up, DGM is an idiot, the band teacher is brain dead, and it's possible to laugh so hard that you pee!
VisserZer0 out.