this is a how to get the guy (or girl) form different zelda characters. first up is Ruto so enjoy.
1) Have an extremely annoying father.
2) Get eaten by an oversized fish.
3) Be really rude to him when he shows up.
4) Make him carry you around.
5) Disappear for a while.
6) When found, complain.
7) Compliment him.
8) Have an adorable blush.
9) Wait seven years and get a rockin' bod.
10) Disappear again.
11) When found, get sealed away in another dimension.
and that is how to get the guy, Ruto style. please do not try any of these ideas at home (from any chapters) as they are sure to fail.