A/N: This is the TMM remake of 'Muffins' the popular Youtube video. Take it away Taruto!

Tart: Fruity-Goodness does not own Tokyo Mew Mew, or Muffins.

Fruity-Goodness: I have muffins

Tart: No…The video!

Fruity goodness: I have videos…

Tart: POTATOES!

Fruity-Goodness: What?

Tart: Let's get on with the fanfic!

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Kish: What would you like for breakfast Taruto?

Tart: claps hands Muffins!

Kish: That's right! At 'Alien Muffins' We know that muffins make the best breakfast! So why not try all of our exciting new flavors!

Kish:

Raspberry

Cranberry

Apple

Cinnamon

Pecan

Pumpkin

Nut

Date Nut

Lemon Poppy Seed Muffin

Banana

Orange

Peach

Strawberry

Blueberry

Poisonberry

Almond

Choco-Choco Chip

Carrot

Gooseberry (?)

Pumpernickel

Fish

Paperclip

Ink

Bird

Shampoo

Star wars Muffin

Bull Frog

Crickets

Cigarette cough

Israelian Palestillian Corn Flake Muffins bangs muffins together

Bits of glass muffin… Oww!

Kish: Taruto, I'm baking muffins as best as I can! crazy laugh

Kish:

Monkey! throws muffin

Algero Muffin

Elephant

Pencil

Newspaper

Fire! lights newspaper muffin on fire

Imaginary muffin! holds out empty hand
Cartoon muffin! cartoon muffin flies away

Blood pops up with blood covered face and muffin

Kish: What muffin would you like for breakfast Taruto?

Tart: I lost my appetite…

Kish: death stare Your going to eat a muffin, you'll eat it and like it! Crazy smile and stare, with blood dripping down face and cringing

Kish: So try all of our delicious 'Alien Muffins'! At 'Alien Muffins!'

Same crazy smile and stare, blood covered face, and pointy teeth

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Tart: That was scary! I really did loose my appetite…

Fruity-Goodness: I want the star wars muffin!

Tart: I think his was drunk…

Kish: I'M A DRUNKEN CROSS-DRESSER!!! AHAHAAHAHAH!!!!

Fruity-Goodness: Yeah…I'd take that as very drunk…

Tart: Hides behind Fruity-Goodness I'm scared!

Kish: Here's the link to the original video-