Disclaimer: i obviously do not own Harry potter and no matter what i might say or hope or dream i do not own sirus black (though he owns me).
A Secretly Sirius' Snuffles story (thats alot of 's's)
Too Sexy For His...Tail?
The Marauders were relaxing in the Gryffindor common room after dinner one night when a strange urge to dance came across our favorite black dog, Sirius.
"Dance with me James." He demanded getting out of his chair and holding his hand in front of his best mate's face.
"What?" james asked, honestly confused. "Lily, go get your awesome muggle music thingy, please." Sirius requested. Lily nodded and rushed up to the 6th year girls dorms returning 2 minutes later with her radio and a CD in her hands.
"Dance with me james." Sirius said again. "Uh…I think I'll pass Padfoot." James responded, slightly creeped out. "I'll dance with you Padfoot!" Peter said smiling hopefully. "No, no, Wormtail, you're too short." Sirius said making many of the girls in the room giggle at him.
"Fine! I'll dance by myself." Sirius announced climbing on a table preparing to dance.
"Lily, hit my jam if you will." Sirius said, pointing to her radio. Lily put in the CD and played track 5, sirius's theme song, 'too sexy for my shirt'.
"Sirius began to dance, badly I might add and slaughter the lyrics in his off tune, high pitched singing voice.
"Im too sexy for my tail, too sexy for my tail. So sexy it hurts." He sang loudly.
The forming crowd of Gryffindors laughed and sand along with him, the only people truly understanding his lyrics being his 3 best friends the rest of the marauders.
All sirius's admirers cheered and fawned over him as always but one girl was loving this more than anyone else. The one girl that knew his secret and knew that in truth, he was too sexy for his tail.
After his performance ended the crowd disbursed and she helped him down from the table.
"how'd you like my dance babe?" Sirius asked her. "You really are too sexy for your tail, Siri." She responded pulling him into a long passionate kiss.
Catcalls from the rest of the marauders separated them and Sirius looked at his best mates.
"Get a room Padfoot!" james called to him. "Your just jealous because im too sexy for my tail!" Sirius responded smirking his famous smirk.
"This is true, this is true." James admitted jokingly.
"You are really too sexy for your tail Padfoot." Reamus said smiling into his potions essay.
"I know I know." Sirius said exiting the common room with his girlfriend.
"Don't miss me and my sexy tail too much." He called as the portrait hole snapped shut.
He brought his girlfriend to go enjoy his tail's sexiness once more.