Lunatic Pandora.

Gai is in love with Kakashi. But Kakashi has no clue. Team 7 decides to help Gai out. random romance and disasters. Maybe good for a smile. Please go aaaw every now and then.

(Thoughts belong to Gai. Just so you know.)

"Sensei! I have finished the 100 laps around the city with my hands behind my back like you wanted me to!" Lee shouted. "Very good Lee! Now go and punch a tree 150 times." Gai said making a nice guy pose, teeth shining with a blinding flash. "And off I am!" Lee shouted running away to punch a defenceless tree.

"What a nice day. Maybe it is time to test my youth." Gai sat down on the grass and started to think about a challenge. Maybe… a skiing contest? No there is no snow. … … painting?… no he beat me with that one… … how about… a smirk crossed Gai's face. … who would be the best kisser. And of he was in dreamland, thinking about his secret crush. Well, not that secret to be precise. Everyone knew about it. Except his crush.

"I'm telling you he loves him." A ninja in a bush said to another. "But … but why do that?" She looked at the first. "This will be a lot less complicated. And we'll get an honest answer." The first said. "Can't we just ask if he likes him?" The second one asked the first. "…" A third one said. Then the second ninja went on. "Fine fine. But be gentle ok? And don't rush or he'll get suspicious." The first ninja got ready. "In the name of love and boredom." He whispered so the target couldn't hear him.

Maybe a striptease? Wait! Those thoughts are for in the bedroom only. …Or under a shower… hmmmmm shower. Then he picked up a flower. He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me… why did I had to pick poison ivy? Smoke appeared. Gai stood up. "Who is there?" He called out taking a you can try to take me down but you shall never succeed because I am to strong for you pose. He tried to look trough the smoke, but it didn't work. Luckily there was a soft breeze of wind, causing the smoke to disappear. Gai saw the shadow of a man appearing from the smoke. "Who is… there?" He muttered.

"Hey are you alright?" The man asked. "Oww aha, uhrm…Kakashi I aah." Gai muttered some more. "Aren't you supposed to say something about rivalry and youth?" Kakashi asked. "Ohw right. Uhm…" Gai took his common pose. (you know the one where he sticks his butt out very far and raises his arm and stuff?) Then he started. "To meet you here uh… at this very place… destiny has… brought you to me…?" Kakashi looked at him. He is wearing a shirt and yeans. Please unbutton that shirt…… … No bedroom thoughts while talking to him! Gai's face got al red. Kakashi raised an eyebrow. Then he walked up to Gai. "What does destiny have to do with me wanting to be with you?" Kakashi said looking at Gai with a bedroom eye. He's getting really close. "What do you mean? You want to be with me?" He hesitated. "That's why I'm here." Kakashi said grabbing Gai's shirt. Please unbutton your shirt. … NO BEDROOM THOUGHTS! Kakashi pulled Gai close. Gai had no idea how to react. "So… about destiny… … do you … want…to challenge me?" Gai just asked. "I want something else." Kakashi said. Then he hooked his left leg behind Gai's legs and pushed him over. Gai lay on the ground with Kakashi on top of him. Just like my dreams. He tried to push Kakashi off him but he seemed to be to strong. Must train harder to defeat rival. Kakashi lowered his head till it was extremely close to Gai's. then he sat up and took of his mask. "Take me now." Kakashi demanded as he unbuttoned his shirt. Gai however lost it and fainted.

"NARUTO! YOU OVERDID IT!" Sakura screamed. Naruto had ended his newest art of Kaka-no-jujitsu. "Well I have to admit. This wasn't the reaction I wanted." Naruto said looking down at said sensei. "But, but. It worked at Iruka." He then said looking accused. "Because you practically jumped him." Sakura said smacking his head. "…" Sasuke said as he came to inspect. "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!" Naruto screamed at him. "Well never mind. Seems he really likes our sensei." Sakura said inspecting Gai for a nose bleed." Then she looked at Naruto. "When will he wake up?" Naruto thought for a second. And another second. And another one.

(5 minutes later) "I have no idea." He said with pride. Sakura gave him an evil glare and Sasuke was looking cool a few meters away. Then Gai stirred. He woke up and looked very confused. "What is going on?" He asked when he saw Naruto pointing at him. "He'll wake up… a few seconds ago." He said looking even prouder.

"What is going on?" Gai just asked. "Admit it! You luv our Sensei!" Naruto screamed at him. Gai blushed a deep red. "Yes I do. Alot." He admitted. Then Naruto went on. "And I know Because the whole town knows except our sensei." Gai blushed some more. "Well, Kakashi isn't exactly the brightest mind every now and then." He Said looking a little bit depressed. "Well then. Lets get the two of you together." Sakura said. "Yeah! In the name of male to male love" Inner Sakura said. "No! Then he'll know I like him!" Gai suddenly jumped. "Well duh." Naruto said. "Ok, this is what you must do." Sakura started. "Hey wait I have an idea to." Naruto screamed. "Never mind this will work better." She spat back. "But you don't know what I want to say!" Naruto whined. "And I don't care!" She hauled. "Well I bet it will never work. I bet Gai has to ask Kakashi out on a date." Naruto told her in her face. "How did you know that?" She asked. "Never mind. Now then Cupid. About my master plan." Naruto turned to Gai. "Tell me about your plan." Gai wanted to know. You shall… save him from…" Then smoke appeared and Naruto had turned into…

Note: what is Naruto's master plan? I know muahaha. Now then. I hope you liked this chapter. Please review.