Silver, salt, a religious exalt,
These were the components gathered,
To forge the greatest single gun,
But before he was done Samuel Colt purposefully,
Added one final component to the concoction—
Chemical X!
Thus, the legendary colt was forged,
Using its ultra-super bullets,
Demons, Vampires, and Everything else,
Have defecated their pride, been turned to slime,
And been forced to go fetal.