"Splatter Party: True Origins of the Alicorn"
Disclaimer: I do not own "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", "Power Rangers", or the vocaloid song "Splatter Party".
Summary: "Do you ever wonder where alicorns 'originally' came from? ...Perhaps it's best not to know the gruesome truth behind this 'seemingly' holy creation..." Sonfic inspired by vocaloid song, "Splatter Party". Oneshot.
Warning: Contains graphic Grimdark material, bizarre science, multiple murders of innocent ponies(earth ponies, pegasi, and unicorns), risk of nightmares, and dark magic.
Cast of this fanfic:
Rainbow Factory Dash(Grimdark Rainbow Dash) as the spectra psycho
Lil' Miss Rarity(Grimdark Rarity) as the chainsaw killer diva
Pinkamena Diane Pie(Grimdark Pinkie Pie) as the cannibalistic baker
Frax(PR Time Force) as the mad scientist
Metal Alice(PR Megaforce) as the mad scientist's lovely assistant
Nayzor(PR Wild Force) as the crafty second-in-command
Imperious(PR Mystic Force) as the dark wizard
Nightmare Moon(MLP:FIM) as the twisted goddess that brings the apocalypse
PDP: ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran...
RFD, PDP, and LMR: ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran-
Frax: ranranran...
RFD: Useless pegasi made into beautiful rainbows
As their wings get chopped off, Zip Zap Zip Zap!
LMR: Severe the sparkling horns off of every foolish unicorn
Before using their hides to make new dresses, Zip Zap Zip Zap!
PDP: Internal organs of earth ponies make the sweetest batch of cupcakes
It's very important to save the cutie marks, Zip Zap Zip Zap!
RFD: Mix them all together-
RFD, PDP, and LMR: To make the perfect alicorn.
Frax: Ponies tearing you apart one by one,
until you're a messy pile of flesh and bone.
Frax and RFD: The silhouette of the devil reflected on a pool of blood in the laboratory of rust.
Frax, RFD, and LMR: Castaway petty morale, and let the madness consume you.
Frax, RFD, LMR, and PDP: "Now, the Splatter Party has come!"
(Somewhat innocent laughter of Frax and the three ponies in the background)
PDP: ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranranran...
RFD, PDP, and LMR: ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranranran...
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran
ran ranra ranranran-
PDP: ranran ranran ranranran...
Frax: Bright colors fading into monochrome
Aah, just like humanity mutating into robotic lunacy.
RDF, PDP, and LMR: Zip Zap Zip Zap!
Metal Alice: All reasoning slips away through the cracks
As desire overpowers the lost soul.
RDF, PDP, and LMR: Zip Zap Zip Zap!
Imperious: Do you want to remain a puppet
Or you rather be the one controlling the strings instead?
RDF, PDP, and LMR: Zip Zap Zip Zap!
Nayzor: Even if the world crumbles into the hellfire-
Nayzor and Imperious: Let's dance to their screams of anguish.
(insane laughter coming from all seven of them in the background)
Recipe for making alicorns:
pegasi wings for flight
unicorn horns for magic
cutie marks of earth ponies for galloping
human sacrifices to add LIFE
Frax: ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranranran...
Metal Alice, Nayzor, and Imperious: ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranranran...
Metal Alice and RFD: From ponies to humans become ultimate sacrifices, offer them to the Alicorn Princess.
Nayzor and LMR: Iron shackles bind you to the menacing device.
Imperious and PDP: Moaning of the chainsaw erases your screams, smoke from the boiling cauldron nearly clouds your vision.
Frax, Metal Alice, RFD, Nayzor, LMR, Imperious, and PDP: "Now, the Splatter Party has come!"
RFD, PDP, and LMR: ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranranran...
Metal Alice, Nayzor, and Imperious: ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranranran...
Frax, Metal Alice, RFD, Nayzor, LMR, Imperious, and PDP: ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranranran...
RFD, PDP, and LMR: ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranranran...
PDP: ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranranran...
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranran ran
ran ranra ranranran
ranran ranran ranranran...
(Nightmare Moon's evil laughter, and roaring thunder, echoing in the background as everything shrouds into darkness)
The End.
Hey, what's up? :) Hope I didn't scare you guys too badly. Just to let you know I will be writing more of these ever so often. I'll also make time to work on regular fanfics as well. Again, I'm really sorry about the delay. I'm suffering from a real bad case of writer's block, and that sucks! D: But that won't stop me from trying to work on both Mr. Furry's and heracrosslover's pokemon fanfic requests. No matter how long it takes, I will do my best to get the job done. Peace out! "Meow!" X3