SUBSPACE EPICNESS
CH. 1
(A stadium is lighten-up, a crowd of characters all shapes and sizes are standing up in the bleachers, screaming)
(Suddenly, a trophy in the shape of Mario falls from the sky, and, shortly, a Kirby trophy follows) (A pulse of energy is released from the trophies and in a blinding flash of light, Mario and Kirby appear in fighting poses.)
Zelda: (Over Intercom) Welcome, all! Welcome to the Super Smash Bros Grand opening!
Peach: (Giggles) We're gonna kick off this thing with a long-awaited match: Mario vs. Kirby!! (Giggles again as the crowd screams and does a wild wave)
Zelda: What are we waiting for?! LET THE POWERFUL PREVAIL!!!(Copyright, Zelda and Peach 2009)
(The Match begins)
Peach: Mario begins the fight with fireballs off the spot! Kirby takes them all!
Zelda: The pink puffball jumps over another fireball and does a Final Cutter! The red-capped one does a side-step and charges!!
Mario: Hey, look!
Peach: A bumper appears, and the fighters dash for it!
Zelda: Mario grabs it and throws it directly overhead! Bad move, Kirby grabs him and throws him into the bumper!
Peach: Here are the stats so far!
M: 15 K: 78
Zelda: Kirby had better pull off a good move soon! Mario's winning!
Peach: He does! Kirby sucks up Mario, and gains the Fireball!
(My Note: I bet Peach is wishing she could "suck" up Mario for a while…)
Zelda: Kirby keeps the red-capped one at bay with Fireballs, and then does a Final Cutter!
Peach: Wow Kirby's giving Mario some excellent combos! He grabs Mario-
Zelda: But Mario breaks out and does a head butt!
M: 89 K: 93
Kirby: Dangit! I'll need to-
-Smash ball appears-
Peach: OMFGBBQBABIESANDHORSEYSAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
(My note: Nice way to sum that all up, Peach…. Yeah…)
Zelda: Kirby grabs it!!!
Kirby: I'm hungry as heck! I think I'll eat YOU! –Mario is pulled into a pot, and Kirby stirs it up-
Peach: Mario goes flying!
M: 120 K: 93
Zelda: He's going…
Peach: Going….
Both: GONE!!!!!!! KIRBY WINS!!!!
-Confetti falls from the ceiling as Kirby is showered by the crowd-
Kirby: I guess I should release him…
-Kirby taps the Mario trophy, and Mario is back-
(My note: Ewwww…. That doesn't sound right…)
Mario: Thanks buddy! –Hand-shakes Kirby- -the Crowd goes crazy-
Peach: Mario wat-
-Suddenly, a cannon ball hits Mario in the head and is sent flying!-
Peach: MARIO!!!
-Meta Knight's ship appears from the clouds, and shadowy monsters fall from the ship-
Kirby: You jerks!
Zelda: -looks at Peach- Should we still commentate?
Peach: -sad sigh- I suppose….
K: 0 Monsters: 0
Me: Uh-oh, looks like there's trouble afoot…. Well, my hand hurts. I'll post more chapters later! WOO-HOO!!!