Disclaimer: The following fanfiction story, under the fair use provisions of copyright, was written and edited by a student at the LHS freshmen writing program. It is not a publication of LHS. All errors, issues and changes to canon are the student's. -Mr. C.

The Simpsons

It was normal day in Springfield. Until 1:28pm Maggie said her first word"Daddy".Marge said" what did you say"? She picked up her cell phone and text message Homer Maggie said Daddy .Homer gets the message and he said "I'll be there as soon as possible . She text back "Okay honey" .Now Marge is looking for a video camroe to record this beatuful time of joy.

Once she finds it she says " say it again for mommy". Daddy she say repeatedly.OH I LOVE YOU HONEY.Homer is at his new job as mortician .When he gets a text message saying Maggie said" daddy". Homer is so happy he for got to take off his gloves with a hole lot of blood and yells out DOH.

Afther a while Homer got his lunch break .Homer went straight to Krusty Burger to get a lot of food afther a hour lunch she text back Homer again and said" where having Maggie a party tonight" .

Homer Said "Ok make a lot of cuz im starving".

What happen to this guy "I got a job at with the police and the 919 happened and I got shot"

Afther a while Homer relized he was taking to a dead man Homer yelled

"WHAT THE HELL" !!

"Why is he talking and he dead I really don't understand"?

Bart & Lisa walk into the house afther school

Bart yells out "party cool who birthday".

Knowbody Maggie said her first words.Im just so excited.I can't wait RKelly

Comin

Lisa"momwhy didn't we get a party for our first word"

Maggie gets RKelly How come I cant Justin Timberlake why not for Bart

50cent.

Bart says"you don't love us like you love Maggie this stinks wait to Homer gets home this party gets crashed.

Your father already knows about the party knows about the party so get over it and invite some friends over you to Lisa.

Homer counts down till its time for him to get off work He gets in his 64 implal and listen to his favorite song the hole way home IM FLRT.The hole trip he sings that song.

Bart sees Homer pull up in the driveway .bart says "Homer guess what R.Kelly,T-Pain,T.I coming here to perform For Maggie First word .How come I didn't have 50cent whan I said eat my shorts ?

Homer Tells " Bart to shut up".

"Daddy". Maggie said.

The party started they say it was krunk but Bart said it 'BLOWS'.

So Bart went to his tree house an got a few rocks &his sling shot .He strated shooing Rock one hit T.I. .T.I said "oh Shit ".

T.I. pulled out his glock 40 and said Somebody getting ready to live in the sky.

R Kelly said "what happen fool "?

TI said that lil bastard shoot me in eye with a rock now im gone shoot lil hoime

In the eye with my glock".

Tpain said "let him make it my fool"That lil craker anit worth it.

The next day came and they keep tryin to get Maggie to talk oh that What happen.

Homer triyn

Bart hit her

Lisa tried