~0o~o0~A Nightmerry Christmas to You~0o~o0 -

Ice King woke up from slumber. Getting up and stretching a bit,
he smiled and giggled with glee. "Gunter, get up, it's time for our annual christmas celebration with daddy!" he called out to his faithful penguin. No answer. "Gunter? Where are you Gunter?" he asked,
flying through the castle, calling out his name.

Eventually, he made his way to the living room to see if Gunter had started opening gifts without him. "If you started without daddy you are in SO much trouble mister!" he said angrily, looking around. Strange.
Normally there were at least SOME gifts under the tree. He heard something and turned to find Gunter gagged and tied up in gift wrap. He freed and ungagged him quickly. "Who did this to you?! It better not be Guntilda and Goonter again, they're already on thin ice from the fire kingdom incident!" he asked, concerned. "Wenk wenk!" Gunter quickly said, pointing above them. "What, intruders? Hmm...maybe they're beautiful princesses waiting to court me!" he said, fantasizing about the possabilities. That was when he was smashed on the head with something, causing him to fall unconscious.

Ice King stirred. "Ugh, Gunter, remind me to NOT get drunk with Hunson again"
he ordered, before he remembered what happened. He observed his surroundings.
He was in the Candy Dungeons that his turbros Finn and Jake brought him to before they were best boozums. He tried to get up but he was chained to a table. "What's the meaning of this? I haven't commited a recent crime!"
he asked, struggling. Then, two figures appeared. Finn and Jake.
"Finn and Jake?! I thought we were best boozums now!" he said, confused.
Finn chuckled. "Really Ice King, you seriously thought WE were friends with you?! Never in a million years you old jerk!" he said, punching him.
"You've been REAL naughty Ice King, and we're here to serve vengeance" he said,
unsheaving his sword. "Wait, Finn, don't kill him..." Marceline said, appearing out of nowhere. "Yeah Finn, now could-" he said, before his face turned to a look of fear. "I want to do the honors" she said, smiling darkly and evilly.
She then took out her base guitar. The room filled with black as twisted versions of people he knew appeared. Bubblegum, BMO, Flame Princess, LSP, Prism Wizard...
well, Ice King didn't really care that he was there after their battle in Wizard City, but anyways, they were all chanting something dark and muffled. "Merry Christmas, Simon!" Marceline hissed, the axe gleaming before slashing down.

"He's waking up!" Ice King woke up terrified, screaming. He then looked around,
and saw he was in the hospital. "Wha? What happened?" he asked. He saw Finn, Jake,
Marceline, Bubblegum and Gunter by his bed. "You had a stroke during the night and nearly died. Luckily the commotion you caused got Finn and Jakes attention and they managed to bring you here" Bubblegum explained, smiling reassuringly. "Woah. Gunter,
remind me to never drink all that eggnog before bed ever again" he ordered, surprised at what had happened during his slumber.