KNOW YOUR STARS!

Inspired by Inuyasha Journey.

Announcer: Know your stars.. Know your stars.. Know your stars..

Jaken: Where are You?

Announcer: Jaken loves Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: O.o

Jaken: NANI!

Announcer: Jaken looks a t Sesshomaru's butt when no one's looking.

Jaken:... WHAT THE-?

Sesshomaru: glares

Annoncer: Jaken has naughty dreams about Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: I'm getting the Hell out of here.

Jaken: You liar!

Announcer: Now we know Jaken.

Jaken: Get back here! feel the wrath of the staff of two heads!

Announcer: laughs

Announcer: Know your stars.. Know your stars.. Know your stars..

Kagura: Can we get this over with?

Announcer: Kagura sniffs Naraku's hair when he turns around.

Kagura:...

Announcer: Kagura eats Naraku's insects.

Kagura: They're poisoness! How could I eat them?

Announcer: Naraku makes them not poisoness.

Kagura:...

Naraku: Do you really sniff my hair?

Kagura:... No.

Announcer: Kagura loves Sesshomaru.

Kagura: blushes

Announcer: HA! Now you know.

Announcer: Know your stars.. Know your stars.. Know your stars..

Inuyasha: zzzzzzzzzz

Announcer: Inuyasha eats turds.

Inuyasha: wakes up FAST WHAT? DO NOT!

Announcer: Inuyasha watches Kagome in the hot springs.

Inuyasha: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

Kagome: O.o

Inuyasha:...

Kagome: SIT BOY!

Announcer: Inuyasha follows Kagome around like a lost puppy.

Inuyasha: through ground DO NOT!

Announcer: Inuyasha watches Kagome in the bathtub when she's in her time.

Kagome:...O.o

Inuyasha: IT'S NOT TRUE!

Kagome: Yeah, I believe you. not.

Inuyasha: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! WIND SCAR!

Announcer: hahaha! now you know.

Announcer: Know your stars.. Know your stars.. Know your stars..

Sesshomaru:...

Announcer: Sesshomaru likes Hairy butts.

Sesshomaru:...

Announcer:... Sesshomaru is in love with Naraku's hairy butt.

Sesshomaru:...

Announcer: Sesshomaru loves his little brother!

Sesshomaru:...

Announcer: Sesshomaru is in love with Rin!

Sesshomaru: What of it?

Announcer: WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?

Sesshomaru:...No.

Announcer: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Sesshomaru: Nothing. I just take no mind to your stupid games.

Announcer:...

Sesshomaru: Now you know how to get the announcer to shut up.

Announcer: Know your stars.. Know your stars.. Know your stars..

Shippou: Hi, I'm Shippou!

Announcer: No your not!

Shippou: YES I AM!

Announcer: Shippou's real name is Charolette.

Shippou: Huh? NU UH!

Announcer: Charolette eats human flesh.

Shippou: FIRST OF ALL MY NAME IS NOT CHAROLETTE! AND IF I ATE HUMAN FLESH DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE ATE SANGO, MIROKU, AND KAGOME BY NOW?

Announcer: You're gaining their trust.

Shippou: I'm lost for words.

Announcer: Now you know.

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Announcer: Kagome Higurashi.

Kagome: That's me.

Announcer: Kagome is in therapy for thinking the sky is falling.

Kagome: Excuse me?

Announcer: Kagome has been put in therapy for being in love with that idiot Inu-

Kagome: LALALALA I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

Announcer: Inuyasha. Being in love with Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: O.o

Kagome: blushing...

Inuyasha: smiles sweetly

Kagome: smiles back

Announcer: Uh...

Inuyasha: Is that true?

Kagome: Well, yeah.

Inuyasha: kisses Kagome

Kagome: kisses back

Announcer: DID I JUST MAKE THEIR LIVES BETTER?

Inuyasha: maybe.

Kagome: Yes.

Announcer: DOH!

Annoucer: watches Kagome and Inuyasha drive away in a limbo that says just married. Well, now you know Kagome Higurashi that apparently is married to Inuyasha now and is going to have pups.

Kagome: WE DIDN'T DO IT!

Inuyasha: yet.

Kagome: INUYASHA!

Inuyasha: he he...

Kagome: Sit.

Inuyasha: BAM!

Kagome: You've been around Miroku too much.

Announcer: Know your stars.. Know your stars.. Know your stars..

Miroku: watches women in crowd.

Announcer: Miroku has had a child called 'it'.

Miroku: watching women

Announcer:...Miroku, don't make me get the beautiful sexy women in incy wincy bakinies to tie you down and jump up and down in victory, you keep not paying attention and I will!
Miroku: OO : ) OO : )

Miroku: I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION!

Announcer: You forced me...

Miroku: hehehe.

Women: ties Miroku down YAY! boing boing boing

Miroku: hehehe. : )

Audience: --;

Sango: Grr... SLAP!

Announcer: Now you know Miroku the pervert.

Announcer: Know your stars.. Know your stars.. Know your stars..

Kirara: Meow.

Announcer: Kirara is really a cow.

Kirara: grr...

Announcer: Kirara is badly wanting to be milked.

Kirara: Demon form now

Announcer: Kirara is-

Kirara: GRR...

Announcer: GOING TO HURT ME! AHHHHH! runs away

Kirara: Meow.

Miroku: Still watching big boob women in incy wincy bakinies jump up and down

Women: YAY! YAY! WE GOT HIM! YAY!

Sango: HIRAKOTSU!

Women: AAHH! gets cut NOW YOU'RE GOIN DOWN SLUT!

Sango: I'M NOT THE SLUT! YOU ARE! YOU'RE DANCING AROUND IN INCY WINCY BAKINIES!

Women: FINE! stupid blondes take off bakinies

Miroku: OO :) OO :)

Sango: AAHH! PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON!

Women and Miroku: NO!

Announcer: Know your stars.. Know your stars.. Know your stars..

Announcer: Rin.

Rin: Announcer guy.

Announcer:... Rin has a tail.

Rin: Really? I do? COOL! How come I can't find it?

Announcer:... Rin has Sesshomaru in her purse.

Rin: Really? looks down into her purse LORD SESSHOMARU! YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!

Sesshomaru: behind Rin That comment was very stupid. The next time you do that, I will kill you announcer.

Rin: LORD SESSHOMARU! hugs Sesshomaru

Sesshomaru: Holds the child walks away

Announcer: Now you know that if I ever insult that girl, Fluffy will-

Sesshomaru: I'M NOT FLUFFY! I am LORD Sesshomaru to you.

Announcer: Well, if I ever insult Rin again-

Sesshomaru: SHUT UP. DON'T SAY HER NAME!

Announcer: Now you know that if I ever insult that girl-

Sesshomaru: DON'T IMPLY HER!

Announcer:...

Sesshomaru: That's better.