Logan Don't Preach

Parody of "Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna. Counterpart to my fan fic "Kitty's Dragon." This song is funnier if you imagine Kitty acting like

Kelly Osbourne in the MTV video. (Flipping over park benches, sticking out tongue, etc.) That out of the way, on with the parody!

Logan, I know you're going to be upset

'Cuz I was always your little girl

But you should know by now

I'm not a baby

Whatever you heard, you heard wrong

Just hear me out Logan, it won't take long

I'll straighten this all out

If you'll hear what I'm saying

I found this creature in a cave

You're the one who taught me to be brave

Now Lockheed's mine for keeps

And I don't mean maybe

Please

Logan don't preach

There is no need

Logan don't preach

His name is Lockheed

But I made up my mind

I'm keepin' my dragon

Gonna keep my dragon

You tried to force Kurt to marry me

It was straight out of Three's Company

I hope that it's alright

If I have a pet

Jubilee told me I should give it up

Said I'm to young, I ought to live it up

What I need right now is a reptile vet

Please

Logan don't preach

There is no need

Logan don't preach

His name is Lockheed

But I made up my mind

I'm keepin' my dragon

Gonna keep my dragon

Logan, Logan, if you could only see

How much this dragon means to me

You'd give me your blessing right now

'Cuz he thinks I'm his mom

He thinks I'm his mom!

Logan don't preach

There is no need

Logan don't preach

His name is Lockheed

Logan don't preach

There is no need

Logan don't preach

His name is Lockheed

But I made up my mind

I'm keepin' my dragon

Keepin' my dragon

Don't stop loving me, Logan

Gonna keep my dragon