The PTTGPTRBAA and the PRBA
"Damn it!" Brian yelled at Chris
"What?" Chris asked Brian
"Oh... uh... nothing" Brian said
"What's all this racket?" Lois asked as she walked in the room
"Who the hell put a raccoon in my bed?" Meg screamed storming down the stairs
Stewie starts to crack up.
"Stewie you evil-" Meg yelled.
"I didn't do it" Stewie said trying to stop laughing
"Then who did?" Meg questioned every one in the room
"The fat man did it" Stewie said pointing at Peter whose face was turning red
"I thought you liked wild life" Peter said
"I don't like wild life" Meg said
Chapter 2
The Griffin's were watching 5 Quahog News and suddenly the power went out.
"Ahh!" Lois screamed
"What are we going to do?" Meg asked
"We could read?" Brian suggested. The entire Griffin family started cracking up.
"Ha! Us? Reading? Are you crazy?" Stewie said and a clip showed them in a mansion's sitting room reading books.
"I could tell Star Wars again" Peter said
"Okay" Everybody said
"It all start-"Peter started
The power went back on and the announcers were making out.
"You're on!" the director shouted.
Chapter 4
Brian's POV
'Ha, I can't believe that they fell for that reading gag. I mean I was basically showing them the recorder for the PRBA. They are going to have to read a metric ton of books,' Brian thought while lying awake.
3 months earlier…
Brian was reading the newspaper and saw an ad in the paper about the PRBA(People Reading Book Association) and what it was about. Ha! Finally I have found a way to get these slobs to read, Brian thought and tore out the ad and hid it in his bed. The next morning Brain told Lois that he had to go pick up something. Actually, he went to the PRBA warehouse and visited with the boss to get the Griffin's to join.
"To get the Griffin's to join you… what was your name" the boss said
"Brian Griffin." Brian said
"So, if you want your family to join, Mr. Griffin, you have to become a member of the PTTGPTRBAA(People Trying To Get People To Read Books Agency Association). Now how many books have you read? The minimum is 500 books" the boss informed Brian
"Uh… Let's see… I think about 600 books" Brian lied, he had actually red less books than Stewie.
"Well, we have quite a reader here. Now I just need you to list at least 150 of the books you've read and you are on your way to becoming a PTTGPTRBAA member and helping your family be PRBA members." The boss said
"So, how long do I have to finish this list Mr."
"Rytorita. But, just call my Matt" Matt said