Beef Up My Bike
By: Bakura's Reflection (aka Kat)
Summary: After Marik decides to pull a prank on the Thief King, Bakura takes it personally and vows to get revenge on Marik through some assistance with a national television show called "Beef Up My Bike". (Rated T for language, alcohol use, violence, and suggestive content.)
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO, the envied knife-wrench, or anything already in circulation regarding evil means of torture. I also do not own extreme makeover home edition, trick out my truck, or any other reality shows.
Prologue: The Prank
Bakura was sitting on his couch in Ryou's apartment and drinking sake waiting for Ryou to return from school. He had already made sure to pile a stack of his own dirty socks in the room of his light to wash later and was now taking it easy. He reclined onto his back and folded his arms behind his head thinking about the possibility of getting some new world domination plots completed before Marik was to show up for their usual Friday night poker games with the Pharaoh. This week, they agreed that the game was to be held at the Game Shop to prevent any hikaris from barging in and complaining about the noise and loud cursing. Yugi was to be staying over at Tea's house for a while to go over some history notes and preparing for his test tomorrow.
As the Thief King was closing his eyes for a plot to unfold, the phone rang and he groaned and cursed while walking over to answer it. "Who dares to call the Thief King and prevent his evil plotting?!" Bakura shouted angrily into the small mouthpiece. His expression went from angry to normal as he heard Marik on the other line. "Oh, hey Marik… yeah I heard about the Pharaoh and his little wager for tonight… the new girl in Ryou's class? What about her? … She's a total psycho female version of me? What the hell is that supposed to mean?! … a blind date? … Tonight? At the dock? … Bring the knife-wrench and what? Oh come on…" Bakura continued to listen to his psycho friend go on and on about this new girl in Ryou's class named Kasumi and how she was totally what Bakura was looking for in a one-night stand. Bakura smirked and agreed to go along with the little suggestion to meet her and check her out. Grabbing his millennium ring and the trusty knife-wrench he had created a while back for frenzies, Bakura hung up the phone and walked down to the docks outside Domino City.
Upon arrival, Marik was sitting on his motorcycle letting his spiky long hair blow in the cool evening breeze. He waved Bakura over to the side of a building and asked for the knife-wrench. Bakura raise an eyebrow and folded his arms in suspicion. "Why in Ra's name would I hand over my invention to you?!"
Marik smirked and slapped Bakura on the back. "Hey BatHead, I thought that you would be interested in having another psycho to hang with… especially a chick to satisfy some of your interests… I just want to keep the knife-wrench from her grip while you two are alone for the next two hours…"
Bakura frowned slightly and considered the motion. Finding no better reason to refuse Marik's offer, he handed the blond Egyptian male his knife-wrench and walked in through the big steel door with Marik leading him down the hallway past a few rooms. As they were walking, Marik found the room he was looking for and opened the door. Inside was a small chair and the wall had some shackles on it. Bakura smirked and laughed maniacally at the thoughts of whipping this Kasumi girl until she bled and submitted to his will. Marik walked him inside and murmured about how this girl liked to have her psycho men chained to the wall for a good time. Bakura smirked and figured he would give it a try.
The two psychos worked on chaining Bakura to the wall and securing his movement for the best impression that could be given. Marik then locked the shackles and took Bakura's millennium ring from around the albino's neck and walked out the door locking it several times from the outside. His maniacal laughs could be heard the entire time it took for him to walk back to the entrance to the building.
Bakura grumbled and started muttering to himself about how this had better been worth his while. Suddenly, the door opened and a cloaked figure in red stepped through the door. Bakura looked up licking his lips hoping to be pleased with what he had been promised. As the cloak fell to the floor, so did Bakura's interest. There in the room with him stood the one girl at Domino High he had been longing to have maimed and burned alive… Tea Gardner. He looked up at the ceiling and shouted angrily to Ra about how Marik would pay for this trick.
Tea smiled and sat on the chair while getting out her notebook and clearing her voice. "Hey Bakura! It's so nice that Marik told me that you wanted to hear my collection of friendship speeches and how they spoke deeply to you. So, I decided to accept Marik's invitation to come down here and read them to you all over again… Starting with the ones I wrote when I was five years old and read all 1500 of them that I have completed to date!" She smiled happily as she put duct tape over Bakura's mouth and began reading the long, annoying, sugary speeches to him.
Two hours turned to eight and Tea finally finished her readings. She walked out of the door and shook Marik's hand while skipping back down to Domino City to get ready for a few hours of sleep before her test she had with Yugi, Ryou, and Malik. Bakura was banging his head against the wall and had managed to have half of his white hair now stained red with blood. Marik walked in laughing and unchained his very unhappy friend. Bakura stood back on his two feet and rubbed his wrists while glaring back into Marik's lavender eyes. "I swear, with Ra as my witness, that I will have my revenge on you for this act of cruel and unusual torture…" He stormed off back to Domino with his dark evil eyes shadowed by his white bangs as he kept repeating to himself. Marik is going to pay… and he will regret the day he pulled one over on Bakura the Thief King! MWAH HAHA HA!
(A/N)
Kat: Wow… Bakura's really upset…
Bakura: DAMN STRAIGHT! (-Takes knife-wrench and starts stabbing random people-)
Kat: OO;; o…kay… well, tune in soon for the next chapter in this fanfic! R&R! Reviews obligate me to publish faster and more frequently! BAKURA RULES! (-Anime fangirl pose-)
Bakura: no posing while I'M PLOTTING!! I WILL GET YOU MARIIIIIIIIIIIK!!