AN: Hi guyz dis iz ma furst ever book dat I has ever rote. Ther r 3 of us riting so bee nice We are Cristal, Esmeralda and Gilly. Fanks ta Ssor 4 da help on the twilight stoff. (isn't Edward cullan so fukn hawt!)

My name is Anastasia Topaz Diamond Lake. I am 16 yearz ald. I has jet black hair, witch goes down to mak ankles (lol geddit polly) anz I has topaz coloured eyes with yellow streaks in dem. I am wearing gold leafed stockings wid bright black shoes with 8 inch heels. I had stocking fingalesz gloves which are so long they cover my hold hand. I have a long dress like tee shirt which is stripey and ripped. I have tight white jeans witch are signed bi ma favourite singa amy lee (I fanci her coz I is a bi).

I live in forks, it is a town in america. I go to forks high skl. I am frendz wid a few people (but they only like me coz I'm beautiful). One dai I went to school and saw my gurl frendsz. They are flo, amillee and kenni.

Flo was wearin a ledder mini-dress with an apron that sayz butch. she had on gottik books which were over forteen inches high. She had shoulder length blond hair which was so long that it went down to da floor she had to hav her hair in a bun all da time or it would drag on da floor and get durty. Amelii was black and had er ugly ass mole. She was sad as all 22 of her kids wer used as gater bait. She was wearin nothing but a bra and thong made of rope and ledder. Kenni was really small, she was only 3 ffot tall and was really ugly. She wored baby clothes from baby the gap cos she cnt find cloves that fiit er.

"hi bitchez" I said cutely and sadly.

"hi slut bitch" they said togedder as 1.

"howz u gouz" I said

"hav u seen eddard cullen?" they ask me. Flo flipped her hair nd er bun came undone. She fell over givin herself brain freeze.

"yes, thou hav" she said getting up rubbiun her rist.

"he Is so fukin hawt!" I sad saddleiey.

Just then he walked into da café. He was warin a cool tshirt whicchc said ami lee. He was wearin tight black jeans and congress shoes witch had my name on it.

"OMFG HEZ CUMMIN THIS WAY" AMILII Said.

"ello." He said sexily in a sexy voice.

"hi I replied"

"ow ar ya doin guyz" he said in his cheekyass tone of voice

"u so fukin hawd!" kenni said softly

"y fank u SO MUTCH" he whispered

I noticed bella sittin in da corner droolin over her appal. And starring at ewadward and me.

I turned and he frenched me passively and excitedley

"OMFG WAT R U DOIN U PERVERSE!" I SCREAMiED SILENTLY

"Why hath down kiised her" said flo.

"Y DO U NOT WNT ME 2 KIIS ER?"

"COS U GOT A GURLFWWREND!" I WHISPERED.

"Oh, that hore bella. Don't bee so dumbassie. SHES AN UGLIE CUN."

"o." said amiliie

"do ya wanna go out" kenni said."

"OMGHF KENNI I WANT TO DAYE HIM U FUKIN WHORE. U PROBABLY HAV TONS OF AIRDS AND CLITORESSAI!

"Yeah ur righ." She said happily abd sadly.

"ok den it's a day. Meet me at my bedroom in 1 hourz toime" he said in his cocknie voice