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"Kurapika..." Hiei muttered under his breath
"Hiei..." Kurapika muttered under its breath
"We meet again my frenemy" Hiei quipped.
"Meet, or encounter?" Kurapika sneered.
"More like Queerapika" Hiei shot.
"I can't be gay Hiei..." Kurapika snapped.
"Why not you fairy?" he said dripping with posionous irony.
"Because... I love you... and I'm a girl" Kurapika confessed as a single sparkling tear of shame rolled down its maroon red cheek.
Hiei could only sigh with relief when he realized that he wasn't gay for the cute blonde all along.