Penny Pinchers
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Yoshizilla-Fan: You know that they say, all toast is, toast TOAST. I mean, here you go!
Mario and Luigi were wandering around, when they found Wendy Koopa's hotel.
"Be careful, when you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back." Mario mentioned.
The Mario Bros. entered the hotel, only to find mountains and mountains of pennies in front of them.
"What the hell is this?" Luigi asked.
"Never mind that, Luigi. We gotta do what we gotta do." Mario stated.
Luigi curiously picked up one of the pennies.
"Luigi! Don't!" Mario yelled.
Too late. Luigi grabbed a penny and pinched it as he held it up. Suddenly, the mountains of pennies started shaking.
"What's happening now, Mario?"
Then, all of a sudden, all of the pennies jumped towards Mario and Luigi, engulfing them, and as if this wasn't bad enough, they both felt a painful pinching sensation all over their bodies, much to their horror as they both screamed in pain.
Then, Mr. Krabs walked in, seeing all the pennies, his eyes being replaced with dollar signs as he overjoyously dived right into the pennies, which suddenly started pinching him, but Mr. Krabs didn't feel a thing thanks to his armored shell.
"What the barnacle? These pennies...they're pinching me!" Mr. Krabs uttered as the pennies somehow slid into his shell, kicking him out of it, revealing his pink flabby skin as the pennies started pinching him all over, the pile of pennies swallowing his shell as Mr. Krabs screamed in pain, being engulfed by the pennies just like Mario and Luigi.
Later, Wendy Koopa came by, seeing the huge mess of pennies, grinning as she cackled evilly, rubbing her hands together in mischief as she walked away.