Ok.
So next time, don't insult the Cross-Dimensional Primordial Goddess.
Still better than dealing with Nika.
Sooo.
Where am I now?
I push out with my arms, unable to open my eyes in whatever cocoon thing is holding me captive.
My hands feel against some kind of leathery material, ridges lignin the walls as motioned my arms through whatever jelly like fluid – Oh.
Oh shit.
I'm in a damn egg aren't I.
Viscous laughter pokes me in the back of my head, and with little doubt I know that she's still monitoring me.
Fantastic.
"He..I…hink….Found….on…till….tact."
What?
With what little strength I can muster, I press myself against the wall.
There is no way in hell that I'm going to let myself be caught with my pants down.
…
Shut up.
I know I'm a creature in an egg but you know what?
Shut up.
"Guy's…..ts…..oving…..wha…really?...fi…."
There right outside!?
Oh this is going to suck!
Finally breaking through the egg shell, I crash into the ground in an undignified heap.
"Wow. It's actually smaller than they normally are." A purely angelic voice notes.
"Still doesn't make me want to shoot it any less." Someone adds afterwards, completely ruining the moment.
As hard as I try I can't even lift myself look up at whoever's talking about me.
God I must look pathetic right now.
What happened next caught me off guard, and apparently her team as well.
A pair of slender arms, petite really, grabbed me from underneath my arms like a parent lifting a child.
Holy shi-
I'm face to face with Caira freaking Diaz.
The medic.
The medic with a healing grenade launcher.
The medic with a healing grenade launcher from freaking Evolve.
Well then.
She peers at my face closely, ignoring the yells from her teammates to put me down, one that I could easily tell to be Hyde saying that I would make a good pelt.
Dick.
I stare back, eyes wide and more than likely surprised to her.
She turned around, ponytail smacking my still shocked face, and I didn't even notice.
"Hey Abe, aren't Goliath's supposed to be like, Seven feet tall or something from birth?"
Abe took a glance at me, and I shrunk in on myself, I don't care what anyone thinks, that guy is almost as terrifying as Maggie.
"Seems worth studying don't you think? And it's not like we've had the chance to ever study a live one."
She snaps her head back to me so quickly I can feel my own neck ache.
She leans in close, our faces nearly touching as she stares even closer to my own face. A smile appears that just seems to reach her eyes.
"I'm going to call you Fluffles."
...
Wait. What.