Rocky Horror Diaries 1
by: Christy :)
Hello everyone, I'm Magenta. Everyone decided to share a diary... I guess because Columbia thought we needed one. That dumb bitch.. Anyway, You may already know of what happened already; those prudes, Brad and Janet show up,got seduced and left. Well, you may think Frank was dead for good but.. the mother fucker was still alive by the time we went back home. He ordered us to go back to Earth because he apparently humans are fun in bed. So when we got home today he decided to throw a party. Guess who got to clean up the mess! Me.. of course. So, Columbia and I were just messin' around after smoking in the zen room and the door bell rings. I thought the party was over.. my brother Riff dragged in a couple of... humans (ugh..) Although,they don't seem as prude as Brad and Janet were. Rob and Christy were their names.. I noticed Rob giving Frank a glare. So I nudged him and said,"Hey at least you don't have to work for this douche" He laughed awkwardly and slowly backed away. I guess they're staying for the night. (I don't think they're ever leaving with the way Frank works.) I'll be writing more later!
~Magenta