Disclaimer: I mean seriously! Why do we have to do this? It's not like most people actually read this stuff! Well, anyway here it goes; I don't own Naruto! There, I said it! Happy now? Everything belongs to their creators and I can only say that the story plot is mine…
A Baby Is Not a Cloud, Shikamaru!
Garra, the kazekage of the village hidden in the sand, paced the corridor outside of his sister Temari's quarters. He heard muffled cries sounding from inside the room and winced.
"Sit down for goodness sakes Garra!"
"No, I can't. At least not until I know…" Garra trailed off and continued pacing at a slightly faster speed.
Kankuro sighed. This new, protective Garra still managed to freak him out, even though it had been over a year since Naruto had "changed" him into a less frightening and more tolerable being. At least the village seems to accept him, he thought.
The two brothers fell into an uncomfortable silence, interrupted only by Temari's cries that grew louder as the minutes passed. Finally, Garra could take it no longer.
"Dammit! When I find the man that did this to her, I'm going to kill him!" His features were twisted so horribly with anger that Kankuro was quite sure that if he could, he would.
"Be sensible Garra. What if this was what she wanted? What if she wanted this?"
"Be sensible! How can I be sensible?! If she wanted this, she would have at least told me! I sent her on missions! I made her go all the way to Konoha! AND SHE WAS PREGNANT TOO!!" Garra's voice got steadily louder.
"Garra. Calm yourself!" Garra glared at him. "And yes, you may be my superior and my kazekage, but I am also first and foremost your elder brother!" Kankuro stopped, surprised. Garra stared in shock- never before had Kankuro scolded or commanded his younger brother. It was always Garra who had done the reprimanding. Both brothers fell silent, yet both failed to realize the obvious silence that had befallen not only them, but the entire corridor too.
"Kaze… ka…ge sir!" Garra looked up and the doctor immediately stood up as straight as his back would let him.
"What? This had better be important Kenji." Garra snapped.
The poor doctor trembled but managed to speak. "Temari has… has just had a healthy… baby girl."
"Who is the father?" Garra demanded, stepping forward dangerously close to loosing control.
The man stepped back, beads of sweat trickling down his face. "Nara Shikamaru sir."
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- randomness1868