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I do not own TDI. Yes, that sucks.
Total Drama Takedown
A/N: Yes, I am accepting characters, I will choose them for the next chapter
Camera focuses on Dock of shame
Pizza guy: What's up TV viewers, we're coming at you live, from camp Wawanakwa!
A huge rock flies onto screen and hits him in the head, causing the poor guy to fall into the lake.
Chris McClain walks on to dock brushing himself off, Chef following him with a huge grin.
Chris: Thankyou Chef. Dang stunt doubles think they can do everything these days…….. But yes, we're comin at you live from camp Wawanakwa, for the 2nd season of the hit TV show, total drama island, where our contestants will compete for $20,000.
Chef rubs his hands together.
Chef: Hehe
Chris: So join me and this big creep(Chef's smile disappears) as we reunite with our 22 old campers and 6 new ones, and we start this season of TOTAL DRAMA TAKEDOWN!
Chef shoves Chris in the lake.
(theme plays)
Chris drags himself out of the lake and glares at Chef. Then looks towards the camera and flashes a smile.
Chris: Ok lets welcome our first 14 campers.
Chris and Chef look up as the boat appears in the horizon. Then as it becomes closer, Chris puts on earmuffs.
"EEEEEEEEE"
Chef is shocked and falls of the deck as Chris shoots a thumbs up towards the camera.
Chris: Katie, Sadie. Welcome back to summer camp.
Katie: OMG, Sadie look its Chris McClain!
Chris: *Face goes blank* Dude, you saw me like, everyday summer!
Sadie: We better be on the same team again, or we'll file a lawsuit
The 2 girls glare at Chris, then smile and skip down the dock as a grumbling Chef pulls himself onto the deck.
Chris: Well ok then. Well, say hello to your favorite sexist, Ezekiel.
Ezekiel walks onto the dock, sporting the same outfit as last season, though he still has the Z bling.
Ezekiel: Oh come on, eh! I dropped my sexist attitude months ago and went to real school for the second semester this year!
Chris: Uhm sure. Lets just see how far you can get, pal.
As Chris says this, Ezekiel is violently thrown off the dock into the lake.
Eva: Move it homeschool
Chris: *snickers* Glad to see our pal Eva is back…
Chris is then thrust off his feet as the buff girl holds him up to her vicious face.
Eva: Listen here, McClain. I don't care how many things you throw at me this season, I came to win and that's what I'm gonna do.
She then plops the little man down and walks to the end of the dock, grumbling something about peanut butter.
As Ezekiel begins to pull himself onto the dock, he looks up to see a pale, plump hand outstretched toward him.
Sadie: Need some help?
Ezekiel: Hey thanks, eh!
Katie snickers, but Sadie shoots out a leg hitting her in the gut. Then, just as Ezekiel is about to be pulled up, he is dropped right back into the lake. He then submerges from the water once again, sputtering for air.
Ezekiel: Uh, hello?
Sadie face is unfazed as she stares into the distance with a dreamy look in her eyes. On the boat was everyone's favorite model, Justin, shirtless and all. All 3 girls on the dock swooned and giggled. Eva even fainted, falling backwards onto an un-expecting Katie with a "oomph".
Chris: Justin, what's up dude? Hows the modeling goin?
Justin: *smiles and nods*
Chris: I totally know what you mean, man.
Justin then walks down the dock and stands next to Ezekiel, who looks at him, thinks, and attempts to puff out his chest, but fails miserably and falls over.
" You cannot make us come back to this lame island"
Chris: Oh come on, Gwen. You got so close to winning the money last time, you may succeed this time…. Or just lose to the fat guy again!
Chris and Chef burst out laughing, as the ticked off goth approaches Chris. Her appearance hasn't changed much, apart from looking slightly older.
Chris: Oh, and by the way… I can make you stay here.*holds up papers* Fine print baby!
Gwen just kicks Chris in the shin, knees Chef in his special place, and walks down the dock, looking in disgust at the other arrived contestants.
Chris: Awwww man, that really hurts!
Chef:*on Ground, holding spot* Not the coconuts……
Gwen's face then brightens up as she sees the next boat. On the boat, Trent sits, tuning his guitar with an annoyed face. His appearance has not changed besides the hand on his shirt being changed to a foot. As the boat comes closer, he looks up and smiles at Gwen, who blushes.
Chris: Trent my boy, hows it goin?
Trent: Hey Chris*fist pound*
Chris: Just to be clear here, the medical bills for the show last year were through the roof man. You gotta stop hurting yourself!
Trent: Can do.
He begins to walk towards Gwen, but the dock plank breaks and he falls through.
Chris: Aw, come on!
Through the hole pops a shark fin, causing everyone to freak out.
Katie: OMG a shark!
Sadie: This is just like the time we were at my summer house, and we went swimming and that catfish bit your toe!
Gwen*Rolls eyes* Its not a shark… Look at it again.
As the docks inhabitants follow this instruction, they all breathe a sigh of relief to see a head of orange hair following the fin out of the dock. The "shark" was indeed camp Wawanakwa's psyco, Izzy.
Izzy: Hey everyone! I scarred you all good! Hahaha the Izzy strikes again!
Eva glares at her as Trent crawls onto the dock, soaked, but still smiling at his favorite goth.
Trent: Uh.. What just happened.
Gwen smiles at him and blushes
Gwen: everyones favorite nutcase over there attempted to become Jaws.
Trent just kisses her on the cheek as Chris approaches Izzy.
Chris: Izzy, how ya doin?
Izzy: * giggles* pretty good Chris…. Even though I was chased down by RCMP again! Apparently theres some sort of law against beating your grandma with, like, a pepperoni stick… So stupid, ya know!?
Chris looks at her weirdly as a familiar voice come over the dock.
"Did somebody say pepperoni?"
The boat pulls up with everyone's favorite fat guy, Owen. Owen jumps off the boat with a "Whooo!", and falls right through the dock of contact.
Chris: *looks over hole*Owen! What are you doin down there, man?
The big guy then quickly pulls himself out of the hole and pulls Chris into a big bear hug.
Owen: Chris McClain! Hows it goin!?
Chris: Pretty good, buddy. You look good man, been working out?
Owen: Aha, you know it
Chef slaps Owen's belly and watches it jiggle while muttering "wouldn't bet on it, tubby" Owen then looks down as Izzy then takes a running start and flings herself at her plus sized boyfriend, landing in his arms.
Izzy: Izzy thinks Owen looks very sexy and he should not listen to the scary Chef who cooks like a monkey
Chef grumbles.
Owen: Owen is pleased to see his beautiful jungle princess is happy with his figure.
Owen begins to kiss her face as she giggles and he carries her down the dock. Upon seeing this, Katie and Sadie utter out "awwww", Ezekiel smiles, and Eva gags and grumbles something about peanut butter.
As the next boat comes closer to the dock, insanely loud party music is blasted from the vehicle. Chef covers his ears as the boat pulls up and a "Wooohooooo!" is heard.
Chris: The Geoff- man! You ready to party!?
Geoff screams something like yeah as he flips off the boat. Of course, he doesn't land on the dock, rather he goes straight through the hole Owen had made. As a splash is heard, Chris cringes and watches the party animal climb out of the hole.
Geoff: Chris! Chef! What's happenin dudes?
Chef: Crazy kids and their partyin……..
As Geoff runs down the dock high fiving Trent, Ezekiel and Gwen, he turns to see the next boat pull up. Standing on the boat, was his blond beauty, Bridgette, surfboard and all. He sees her look at him and smile, he smiles back and begins to walk down the dock to meet his girlfriend.
Chris: Hey Bridge, did you not learn that bringing your board had no usage last season?
Bridgette shrugs and makes the same mistake Geoff made of jumping off the boat, only Geoff didn't have a goofy boyfriend standing next to hole. Geoff quickly leaned over the hole and caught his girl, just barely avoiding falling in.
Geoff: Sup, babe
Bridgette: Hey cowboy…
She quickly kisses him as he carries her down the dock, and sets her down next to Gwen, who she hugs, and Trent, who she high fives. Ezekiel looked up at her, then looked away. He just happened to look away in the direction of Sadie. Sadie looks at him and smiles, and he smiles back, then they both quickly look away.
Confession cam:
Ezekiel:*looks around* Wow, never been in here before, eh. Well I admit to having slight feelings toward….. someone. But I doubt she could ever like me, I mean, I'm just a redneck…
Sadie: *dreamy look* Rednecks are cute…….
Izzy: So there I was, thumb wrestling a walrus in Jamaica, when……..
Chris: Ok, so that makes 11 campers, 3 more to go and we will have reached the half way mark. Who will walk down this dock next, hmmm? Duncan? Noah? *bunny hops past him* Bunny?
DJ: Hey guys, hows it goin?
Chris: DJ, were doin good man. I see you brought back bunny.
DJ: Yeah, me and him are pretty tight
Chef: Hope nothing happens to him, hehehe……
DJ cocks an eyebrow at the strange man, picks up his pet, and walks down the dock. He walks past Katie and Sadie and flashes a quick smile towards Katie, she smiles back and waves, slightly blushing. He stops next to Geoff, Trent, Gwen, and Bridgette and catches up.
Just then, a football flies across the dock, hitting Trent and knocking him into the water. "Opps, sorry, it slipped".
Chris: Tyler! I see your still an amazing athlete.
Tyler: Yeah dog, doin pretty sick.
The wannabee athlete then runs toward the edge of the boat, but trips on the edge and falls into Owen's hole.
Chris: Another great entrance by our athlete!
As Tyler begins to pull himself out of the hole, the next boat pulled up.
"Hiiii Chip"
Chris: Hello gorgeous, and my name is Chris
Lindsay: Oopps, I forgot again,*giggles*, wheres Tyler?*throws luggage off boat*
Tyler:*climbing out of hole* Down he-
The luggage crushed her boyfriend, sending him back into the hole with a splash. As Lindsay approached the other contestants she began to try to catch up.
Lindsay: Ok, well I think I can remember all your names… Hmm, your Kaitlyn, Sandra, Edward, Ava, Jake, Greta, Tomas, Lizzie, Oswald, Greg, Brianna, and TJ.
Gwen just slaps her forehead.
Confession Cam:
Tyler:* Holding icepack* Owww
DJ: Something about Katie seems different this season, she looks kinda cute……
Katie: *Dreamy look* Guys who like animals are cute……..
Eva: Well this sucks….*Grumbles something about peanut butter*
Bridgette: *Smiling* Spending another season with Geoff is gonna be great.
Chris: Well there you have it, our first 14 campers. You must have many questions, Will CxD live on? Will bunny survive this season? Will Lindsay finally remember anyone's name? And will Eva solve her peanut butter problem? Find out, on TOTAL DRAMA TAKEDOWN!!
Ok, I know its not great, but its my 1st fic and I need feedback and characters so please review!