MINECRAFT: HOW IT ALL BEGAN...

Hello, my name is Seth and I am a part of minecraft. In this i'm going to tell you how I got here and blah, blah, blah, lets just move on.
Anyways so one day I was playing minecraft with my friend, Thedarktreeman or William. We were playing on a modded server and had just started.
As soon as we logged on to this somewhat saphysticated (sorry for bad spelling) server and we started having some "issues". Me and him tried working on the server for countless hours. After the third hour we finnaly got the server to work. By that time we both had to go to bed. That dissapointed me a ton! So we went to bed (at this time me and William are having a conversation on skype so I know what he is dreaming about)
and me and him were both thinking about the same thing; Minecraft. As we fell into the spirtual world of dreams we dreampt of Minecraft and what we were going to do on the server. As that happened, the more I thought about it the dizzier and the more hazy the dream got. Then I saw nothing. After a while (or at least I thought it was a while) I awoke to a blocky, unrealistic world. I stood up in alarm and searched around to see if there was anyone... or anything was there. The only thing I saw was William... No he didn't look right. He looked like his Minecraft skin . From that point on I called him Thedarktreeman (or at least that's what I called him in my mind). He had his long wooden arms streched out an he was peeing (oh dear god...). I said "hello" and he immeadiatly jumped and turned around. I jumped back because he was still peeing.
I covered my eyes and said, "Can you please put that "thing" away?" He looked down and realized nhe was still peeing. He stopped and put his "thing" away. "Thank you," I said. After scanning the place and surroundings we came to a decision, we got transported into Minecraft and we got stuck here... for now we were stuck here. The spawnpoint was in the middle of a spruce wood forest. There were some large ferns and all the rest was forest. Miles and miles of forest... And thats the thing I didn't want. Why I didn't want it was because mobs can spawn anywhere here. Not happy about that... not happy at all. I also saw a few pigs and sheep. Thankfully there was plenty of wood to build some houses and possibily start a mineshaft. The only problem was how were we going to get the wood. I know we could punch the wood but, but what if there were none of the actual Minecraft physics or things that were programed were in this... no, no time for what ifs only time for do now. I went to a tree and punched it. Man, I have never been so right in my life. Apperently it hurts like in real life when you punch wood. I have never felt a worse pain in my entire life beisdes the time I almost broke my neck riding my bike on my birth-day (and that really happened). The pain was so bad and unbearable but I kept punching. By the time I finished breaking that first block of wood my fist was covered in blood. "There has to be another way," I thought,
"I remember William mentioning something about a flint axe..." I spotted some gravel and started seaving it. I found 4 flint and 9 rocks. I turned the wood into a work bench and grabbed some sticks off the ground. I started to work and make the axe. In minecraft it would have taken a second, now it took about 16 minutes. When I finished I saw William going at the tree with his bear fist. There were no cuts and no blood. The whole tree was gone and I tried to make a stupid axe... next time i'm going to look back when William does something. We made some swords and started on our journey...