What am I, what I am, what what what (uh!)

What am I gonna lose

If I can drink booze

Counting empty beer cans on the floor

I chugged them all in no time

I can't walk in a straight line

What are you gonna do, if you see Henry Wu

Playing drinking games and taking a spill

I just passed out in your bed

Then woke up but fell down the stairs

I checked the bars but they all stunk

I got quad stars when I was drunk, baby

I could be happy

But I must go pee

My memory's not clear

Always here deep in my liver

(deep in my liver)

I want you back so I can hurl my appetite

Another wasted night

It's my life, what is that loud sound?

(What is that loud sound?)

Red and blue lights blinking

Here my eyes fill with fear

It's the cops, let's get out of here!